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Guess what the scholar and the girl said in the first four sentences respectively?

There is soil to read, and there is no soil to read. Get rid of the land that increases the border and establish a monk. Before the monk wrote a sutra, he practiced hard every day, and his merits were complete, and he became a Buddha and a flower heart.

You can make peace without a mouth. Remove the mouth of peace and add a bucket to study a topic.

A talented person in scientific research, he worked hard in his studies and went to Beijing to have a try and won the first prize.

There are trees to read the bridge, and there are no trees to read the bridge. Remove the wood from the bridge and add a girl to read it.

The charming girl came to shelter from the rain and saw two shit tables; A silly monk, a sour scholar.