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Praise the ancient poems of Jiangnan

1, there is water in the green hills, but the grass in the south of the Yangtze River has not withered in autumn. Where does the Jade Man teach oral sex at Bridge 24 on a moonlit night?

2. I heard that Jiangnan is a wine town, and pedestrians on the road want to be heartbroken. Who knows that Jiangnan is not drunk, laughing at the spring breeze.

3. The kiosk reported a plum blossom first, which provoked Jiangnan to return to Xing.

4, diligent to write, the book is long and hateful, three seas, full of acacia, trembling into the mourning column. Sad, thousands of miles south of the Yangtze River, complaining songs, is there a broken soul?

5. Fold the flowers and give them to Shantou people. Jiangnan has nothing to do, and it's a spring chat.

6. It is said that the spring in the south of the Yangtze River is not good, and it will reduce the mood every year.

7. After all, the scenery of the West Lake is different from that at four o'clock in June. Lotus leaves will not turn green the next day, and lotus flowers are particularly bright red in the sun.

8. If you want to compare the West Lake to the West Lake, light makeup is always appropriate.

9, how much hate, in last night's dream. It's like swimming in the garden in the past, and cars are like running water in Ma Rulong. Flowers and the moon are spring breeze.

10, if you look at the scenery from a strange place, the West Lake is a small home.

1 1, the lotus flowers in the south of the Yangtze River bloom, and the red light covers the clear water. The color is the same, but the lotus root is different.

12, picking white apples in Tingzhou, setting sun in spring in Jiangnan. Dongting has returned home, and Xiaoxiang has met an old friend.