Let's talk about the mood phrases suitable for WeChat funny talk.

1, my maturity is prude, and my innocence is my true nature.

2. Passing an Internet cafe, I saw such a couplet. Part I: Play more, play less and play more. Bottom line: Come in early, come in late, come in sooner or later. Horizontal batch: Internet cafe.

3. A female classmate from college suddenly came to me and asked me to be her boyfriend! But this lesbian senior is ugly. I thought if I was with her, I would definitely have nightmares at night, so I refused her and stopped a taxi for her! At this time, the female classmate suddenly blushed and cried, saying, I have a car, so don't bother you. With that, she took out her key and walked to a Maserati on the side of the road. I quickly caught up with her and hugged her. I can't bear to see a woman cry, that's the biggest injury in my life!

4, others are nice to you, just to sleep with you, unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen can do it.

Today, my son went out to play and saw his neighbor's children eating cherries. When he came back, he asked me if I wanted them, but he had no choice but to take out tomatoes from the kitchen and say to him, "We have big cherries at home." He is happy to take it to the street. I quickly said, "don't show off, or other children will be greedy." Don't base your happiness on other people's pain in the future, okay? Otherwise I won't give it to you. " He blinked and nodded, and began to eat happily.