Describe a very hot humorous sentence

1. Who can't take part in accidental amusement? Who can't pretend to be pure and B? You treat me like a bully.

second, the medicine is too noisy.

third, if it continues to be so hot, the wings will not be broken, and they will all melt!

fourth, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

5. It's unbearably hot-it's 125 degrees Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

the famous words of the class teacher: our class is the noisiest on the whole floor.

seven, last summer's long hair and waist were replaced by black rice brother's Otto eggs.

8. It's really hot. I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home.

nine, my mother said: how did I mess with her during the rebellious period, and how did she mess with me during the menopause.

ten, lying on the mat feels like iron plate beef tenderloin

eleven, it is said that I have to wait until the melons are ripe, and I really want to unload the goods earlier! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

12. Farmer Fang Xia Yun, sit still and I dare to eat.

XIII. I've been thinking about giving the headmaster a small fan to see how long he can live when he is kidnapped and tied to the bed in the school dormitory.

XIV. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is scorching, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and a bunch of white smoke is stepping down.

15. [He died in my dream, my heart and my song-]

16. How much truth was told in a joking way? For example, I am handsome.

17. Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and summer has come bouncing in the warm wind covered with green leaves.

18. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

nineteen, it's so hot that I'm tanned. I stay at home every day and turn white! Great, we can finally have a hybrid

2. God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

if only I had as much money as I wrote. -

22. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing, and he died of heat when he slept with him.

23. This summer, is it going to kill me?

twenty-four, I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

twenty-five, we are all: sleeping in class, skipping after class, and dying in exams.

twenty-six, if you are invited out to dinner in this weather, it must be a life-and-death friendship, and all the talks will be lifelong events!

XXVII. The difference between mental illness and neuropathy: one is a mental problem, and the other is a neurological problem.

the table was so hot that a mosquito was burnt to death.

Twenty-nine, you let go when I needed you most]

Thirty, make friends with me, will you put it away? Don't pretend? Don't be like a dog's tail and grass, okay

in the past thirty-one, the sun is poisonous, making people sweat straight down.

thirty-two, the weather is really hot, buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!

thirty-three, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the open street.

don't mention the past to me, it will only make me feel sick.

thirty-five, summer is here. The object depends on the object. We'll stay in the air-conditioned room if there's no date.

thirty-six, to the summer when we will eventually die of heat!

37. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that my life has lost its meaning. Describe the hot weather and talk about the hot mood in the classroom.

Describe the hot weather and talk about the hot mood in the classroom (Part 1)

1. Today, someone died. His name is hot.

2. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating that you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

3. The weather is hot in summer. The sun pours heat to the earth heartily; The wind is too lazy to blow; If it rains lightly, children will run in the light rain and take a cool bath.

4. if you want me to die, just say so, there is no need to be so hot.

5. In summer, the sun is scorching the earth, and the grass on the roadside is almost burning, and the heat wave in the air makes people breathless. Without a trace of wind, the willows on the river bank hung their heads, and the canna on the roadside almost withered, but the lovely tricolor flower stood upright with its thin waist branches and bright flowers, which really stood out from the crowd!

6. It is said that we have to wait until the melons are ripe. I am really eager to unload the goods earlier! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

7. The most sincere care is the deepest hidden love.

8. At noon, it is even hotter. People are hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs are hiding in the shade of trees for the summer, and they have made their own unique trick to dissipate heat with their tongues. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming and hot, and the birds don't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only the cicada gave a broken cry on the branches; It's like a broken gong and drum cheering for the scorching sun!

9. You don't need to start the car.

1. It's really troublesome. You have to cover the quilt at night in cold weather.

11. Pack happiness into your bag so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; Write happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel good in points; Fold your wishes into your hands, so that you can always grasp the glory of your destiny; My friend, I wish your life a radiant and wonderful life! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

12. It's 36 degrees today, and it's so hot that life is worse than death, but there is only one electric fan in my house. My mother took my only electric fan from the living room into my room. For so many years, my mother has always been like this. Every summer when it is the hottest, she will bring the electric fan into my room for me to use alone, and she silently turns on the air conditioner in her room.

13. It was the hottest noon in summer, and the sun in the south threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures out of its nuclear furnace without scruple. At this time, except for those who soak in the Lijiang River and those who work in places with air-conditioning equipment, the rest are heavy and top-heavy. There were waves of light smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun, and the clouds were Hwa-Sung Do-angry and sank into the water.

14. steamed in a thousand miles, braised in Wan Li.

15. Regan Noodles, don't cook.

16. Taking a nap can supplement the lack of sleep caused by heat at night, and it can ensure your energy in the afternoon. In order to have a good work efficiency, dear friends, remember to have a rest at noon in summer.

17. Cousin got married and offered a glass of Coca-Cola ... When he drank it, he hugged his daughter-in-law and cried ... and moved all the guests ... Only I understood that I secretly put mustard in his Coke, which concealed my fame and fortune.

18. When the weather got hot, I became irritable ... I was tired at work and couldn't sleep ... I suffered from insomnia for a week and got pimples on my face. Describe the hot weather and the hot mood in the classroom (Part II)

2. When I put a coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what I wanted to wish for, and I said to him: Please take good care of this information reader for me, never be depressed, and always be happy and happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

21. The weather is so hot, please pay attention to your health and drink plenty of water.

22. When the weather is hot, I have less clothes, and finally I can't deceive myself. Where did the 18 kg of meat grow in winter? I'm going to the gym.

23. Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love in this life, love you forever; The oath of this life will not change. May our feelings last forever.

24. You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

25. With the coolness of the rain and the coolness of the breeze, my blessing comes with it. I wish you a refreshing summer, bringing you a happy mood, coolness and warmth, and wishing you happiness and happiness.

26. If you are invited out to dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and the discussion must be a lifelong event.

27. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are screaming.

28. Protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

29. It's too hot, and I have less urine!

3. There are a lot of swindlers in the street now, so you should be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a man in the street kept saying that it was hot and dead. I followed him for three blocks, and he is still alive.

31. In hot weather, invite everyone to take a sauna for free, and lose weight together. Come on!

32. A little lucky thing: It's so hot. I'm so happy after drinking an ice cola today.

33. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

34. Give you a saqima, and happiness will take you as the target. Give you a piece of soft bread, and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door every day happily, and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

35. It's hot and a little unhappy.

36. I put on makeup for an hour and opened the door without makeup.

37. What? Isn't it the hottest today? I'm melting, okay?

38. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold. Describe the hot weather and the hot mood in the classroom (Part 3)

39. It's really a bombing. If the weather is not satisfactory, it will cause all kinds of tantrums. Don't mess with me. I can never communicate without a frequency.

4. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became an acquaintance! The table is too hot, the mahjong has just been coded, and it's burnt!

41. Why does this summer sleeping mat feel like an electric blanket ...

42. In the midsummer of July, Xia Popo began to show off her grandson Sun Gonggong's power again. Father-in-law Sun received orders from Xia's mother-in-law, and roasted the earth at the highest temperature. It was crazy hot, and the ground was so hot that it smoked like a fire that it was about to melt like chocolate. There are few people on the road, only cars are running back and forth. There is not a cloud in the blue sky, and some gray gas, like clouds and Feiyun, like fog and non-fog, floats low in the air, making people feel uncomfortable holding their breath. The flowers and trees outside are so hot that they can't get up and hang their heads.

43. The summer heat occurs every year, and the fan asks the sky, why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure, and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons, hot and cold, which is ancient and difficult. I hope good friends, happy years are sweet!

44. Time is long, which will increase the weight of friendship; After a long time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the miss in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a good mood and happiness! Life is pleasant, happiness is safe! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

45. It was too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. The car doesn't have to start by itself.

46. Spring is blooming and the weather is getting hot. I want to go out with my good friends.

47. It's so hot today that the thermometer is off the charts.

48. Recently, I saw someone say that once a girl with conservation of energy is cool, men will heat up once, but no matter how cool a girl who is very safe is, men will only cool down and not heat up

49. My little friend and I are both stunned by the heat.

5. In the hot summer, I will send you a plate of crisp green apples with fruit salad. May you be happy; Smooth bananas may you be beautiful; Sweet and tender papaya wishes you happiness; Delicious lychee may you be happy; Add a spoonful of salad dressing. May you be flattered.

51. I'm boiling.

52. It's so hot that people want to go streaking.

53. If I die of fever in Chongqing, my brothers should remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

54. My friend ran away from customers, and when it became hot, he sent QQ to complain to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to make a phone call to him: "You are hot! I am standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of a 2-degree cold wind. "

55. When you go out, your bangs turn into bar codes.

56. Summer comes so fast, and in a few days, people deeply realize what is unbearable heat. The asphalt road on the street became soft as if stepping on plasticine under the scorching sun; The buttonwood tree on the street is like a huge parasol, which brings a poor shade to the citizens of the umbrella (I am very annoyed to talk about Daquan), and it also glows with dazzling green light; The whole city is like a huge steamer, and people in the city are sweating in the steamer and feel that they will be cooked at any time.

57. To prevent heatstroke in summer, there are more than six diets: eat more porridge to make your appetite grow, drink more soup to replenish water, drink more warm tea to lower your body temperature, eat more vegetables without being greasy, eat more fruits and vegetables to quench your thirst, and eat more bitter gourd to clear away heat. May you be healthy! It's funny to describe the hot weather

1. Everyone is bitter and hot, and I love the long summer days.

2. The Qingjiang River embraces the village, and everything in Changxiajiang Village is quiet.

3. In July, the sun was poisonous, making people sweat straight down.

4. In July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

5. Farmer Fang Xiayun, sit still and I dare to eat.

6. Even if it rains, I don't know if spring will go, but it will be sunny before summer is deep.

7. I don't know the heat, but I regret the long summer.

8. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are screaming.

9. The burning sun tore the skin off the earth.

1. Why hate wheatgrass when it's gone? Summer wood is just lovely.

11. The bitter nights in midsummer are short, and it is cool to open the porch.

12. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

13. The weather is unbearable. It's also Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

14. It's sweltering, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

15. The sun makes people fidgety and impatient to enjoy the cool under the tree.

16. Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and the green leaves covered in summer are jumping in the warm wind.

17. The clods on the ground are scalding hot, and a few dark brown crickets are jumping around like springs.