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Dirty love words
First, swear words and love words
1. I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.
I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.
The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.
4. I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life.
You know my depth, and I know your length.
6. Question: What is a man's tongue for? Answer: teasing.
7. I can't say anything good about you, just want to see you take a bath.
8. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.
9. I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you.
10. I like your shyness and your concentration.
1 1. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.
12. When you are hungry and miss you late at night, you should bear it.
13. I don't want to travel around the world. I just want to drink tea and listen to the rain in your heart.
14. Send me the payment link, good boy.
15. I want to give you a lot of lipstick so that you can give me something in return every day.
16. What I want to do to you, to the cherry tree in spring.
17. I like to plant flowers, grass and have children with you.
18. You are my Maslow's demand theory.
19. When I get old, I want to kiss your bare gums.
20. Even if you are wearing clothes from the sky, I will unbutton those stars.
Second, tacky love stories are dirty.
1. I miss you all over my body.
That's very kind of you. I want to talk to you, but I can't help asking you for a kidney.
In order to save water, can we take a bath together in the future?
Remember to go home when you are tired. The rice is in the pot and I am in bed.
I want to plant flowers for you, and I want to plant strawberries for you.
6. The iron horse is you, the glacier is you, and I want to dream.
7. I have hundreds of millions of businesses and I want to talk to you.
8.65438+1 October1and 65438+1October 3 1, which do you prefer?
9. You are weeding, and I am at noon. You are Qingming, and I am Hetu.
10. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.
1 1. Some things don't need to be done all night, and we don't worry. We can do them every night.
12. You look delicious. I am really lucky.
14. I want to tell you everything, and I want to explain it to you in simple language.
15. A double bed, minus18cm with you, is my biggest dream at present.
16. I have 200 million family heirlooms, and I just want to give them to you.
17. Can we be romantic? You swing slowly, I'll take my time.
18. The most romantic thing I can think of is listening to summer school with you in an air-conditioned room.
19. You are my exclusive VIP channel, and only I can enter.
20. He: You are in charge of beauty. What about me? Me: making money to support my family? He: No! Arrange flowers.
Third, very obscene love words.
1. "I want you"
I still remember grandpa four saying to ruoxi in "Walking on Thin Ice": I want you.
At that time, when I heard this sentence, the old girl's heart was crisp.
Then they broke out.
If you can't speak sweet words, you can try to say,
"I want you" began to learn the introduction of love words.
This is the simplest and rudest love story.
But it is also the easiest for girls to listen to soft words.
These four words mean:
I love you, I love you very much, I want to love you to death, I want to love you to death.
Can girls be tender all over?
Next, you can strike while the iron is hot and begin to love her.
Her orgasm has been half mobilize by your words,
It's not a matter of minutes to make her orgasm further.
2. "I support you."
Remember this classic line from Stephen Chow's movie?
How many girls have been touched by it!
If you dare to give this promise to a girl, there is no girl who will not "climax".
This shows: you have money; You are willing to spend money for her.
For girls, such a man is worth entrusting for life.
"I support you" will not make girls physically excited and want to die.
But it will move the girls to death.
It doesn't matter if you don't have a lot of money now,
As long as there is a heart that loves her and an enterprising heart,
Sooner or later, you will keep your promise.
3. "You look great."
Don't think that girls will think this sentence is false.
Or seem to be praising her.
You must sincerely look her in the eye and say this sentence.
You can definitely impress each other.
Dare to speak out. Girls like to be praised,
Even a compliment will make her feel good.
What's more, it is this sincere face that seriously says to her, "You are so beautiful."
She will bow her head shyly, and her affection for you will double.
Every girl cares about her appearance and is praised for her beauty.
Physically and psychologically, she will feel "dying".
Give yourself to someone who knows how to appreciate yourself,
It is the best destination for girls.
"You look good" can help you win a favorable score first.
Whether it can be further developed next depends on winning the battle.
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