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Tik Tok's husband is dusty and wants pocket money to sell Meng.
If someone asks you who your date is, you are me, and I will carry the pot.
3. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.
Your little ancestor is waiting for you, and his patience is only 1%.
5. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.
6. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.
7. Thank you.
8. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.
Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.
10. We don't know each other very well. Just call me beauty.
1 1. No matter in time or dream, you are the person I want to see most.
12. What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.
13. Tell you a secret, and I will continue to love you tomorrow.
14. You need a kiss, or you won't get up.
15. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.
16. She just avoided me. What should I do?
17. Damn, it messed up my hair.
18. Please praise me because I have done a great job in loving you.
19. Please, you weren't like this before!
20. I didn't!
Tik Tok's husband spoiled for pocket money (Chapter II) 2 1. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.
22. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.
23. I can't say clearly what is missing, but I know you are all dreaming.
24. Oh ... Beg ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~
25. I'm fine!
26. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.
27. Meeting you is my fate.
28. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!
29. You are good or bad, hum! Damn it!
30. Ok, let's get together! Sweet or bitter, you are enough.
32. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.
33. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.
34. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.
35. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.
36. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.
There was a mosquito just now, and it got the last applause in my life.
I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!
39. Don't seek prosperity all your life, but seek the well-being of your family.
40. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.
A funny copy that is suitable for coquetry and asking my brother for pocket money.
Funny copywriting suitable for asking my brother for pocket money (I) 1. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.
2. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel wrong!
For me, I love you and I am hungry.
4. Just this once. I won't ask again.
I'll give myself to you. It's cute, but I can't afford it.
6. A spoiled woman must be gentle. It's easy for a woman to order a man: husband, help me with the package. Look at those little hands. They are all red.
7. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?
8. Make gummy bears, which will stick to you when melted.
9. It's rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.
10. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.
1 1. I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?
12. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, and speaking it out is like confessing to you.
13. I met a boy who said he would love me all his life. I didn't expect his life to be only three days.
14. You are so ugly, and I still call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
15. If you criticize me without accepting any criticism, I will hit you.
16. Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.
17. My mother said I sent it on the phone, which is why I play with my mobile phone every day, because it smells like home.
18. No, no, I want it.
19. I miss you while watching the water.
I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.
Funny copywriting suitable for asking my brother for pocket money (2)1. I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!
22. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.
23. I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.
24. ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls!
25. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.
26. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.
27. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.
28. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.
29. If you can promise me a future, I will draw a prison for you.
In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.
3 1. Actually, I am just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.
32. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.
33. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.
I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.
35. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.
36. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?
37. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.
38. Today, the weather is fine, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.
39. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.
40. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.
Tik Tok's husband's funny sentence of coquetry worship.
Tik Tok's husband's coquetry funny sentence (I) 1. If I were not here, would you like other girls?
You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.
3. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!
I have many superpowers, not just super cute.
I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.
6. Thank you.
7. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugged me so hard that his back ached. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.
8. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.
I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.
10. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.
1 1. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.
12. Life is just like this. Know each other and fall in love with the person you love the most, and accompany you to the old age.
13. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.
14. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.
15. She just avoided me. What should I do?
16. I ignore you, which is really annoying.
17. Take care of yourself when it's cold, and wear thick clothes to make others feel fat.
18. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It is not excluded that he is bored and wants to make trouble.
19. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.
20. Come and hug me when you are not angry.
Tik Tok's husband's coquetry funny sentence (part two) 2 1. I'm possessive. I won't leave if I'm near.
22. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.
23. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.
24. I hate it
25. Bye. I'm leaving!
26. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.
27. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.
28. I want to eat that, you go and buy it.
In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.
30. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.
3 1. You love talking and laughing, which is always unforgettable. So, you became a partner in my world.
32. You are the one who always wipes my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?
If I had a tail, I'm afraid I'd shake it in front of you.
Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.
When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
36. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.
37. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.
38. No matter in time or in my dream, you are the person I want to see most.
I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?
40. People don't obey!
Tik Tok's coquetry and adoration sentence
Tik Tok's coquetry and cute sentence (Chapter 1) 1. All my care has been given to you, please don't leave me again.
Selling my thoughts at a high price has never been used for personal gain.
I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.
4. I'm fine!
5. What to do today: Miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.
6. Every time I meet you, I pretend not to see it, but I look at it a thousand times out of the corner of my eye.
7. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.
I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.
9. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.
10. Make gummy bears, which will stick to you when melted.
1 1. Yaoyaoda
12. Boys will be more cautious than girls in coquetry, because it is a very shameful thing to be regarded as a "charming boy" by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why to be spoiled. However, they are generally very purposeful in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will have great tension and depression. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.
13. If you don't go for a walk by the sea with me, I'll push you into the sea.
14. I am your little friend and your pet.
15. Ok, let's go together! Sweet or bitter, you are enough.
16. Hold high, hug me, hug me.
17. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.
18. If someone asks you who your date is, you are me. I'll carry this pot.
19. You said I was born because I love you.
20. I am very good today, and I miss you very much.
Tik Tok's coquetry and cute sentence (part two) 2 1. You lost me and I became someone else's little princess.
22. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.
23. Sometimes boys will "please your wife" (QQ looks wronged) and "I don't" (QQ looks crazy) like children, hehe, very cute.
24. If I have you in my dream, it will be very sweet; If I have you in my heart, I will become very substantial; If you are by my side, I will be extremely happy.
25. I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.
26. Life is like this. Know and love the person you love the most, and stay with you until you get old.
27. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.
28. Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.
29. The chat window is more like a photo frame, which contains our recorded time.
30. A spoiled woman must be gentle. It's easy for a woman to order a man: husband, help me with the package. Look at those little hands. They are all red.
3 1. You are good or bad, huh! Damn it!
32. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.
If I had a tail, I'm afraid I'd shake it in front of you.
34. What should I do if she just avoids me?
35. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.
36. No matter how good others are, they also belong to others. I am different. I am yours.
37. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cutie for a long time.
38. You can be mean to me. When you are mean to me, I become someone else's treasure.
39. Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.
40. In this life, I will only marry you.
Tik Tok's Action Sentences (30 Selected Sentences)
Tik Tok's coquetry and lovely action sentence article 1. If I have you in my dream, it will become very sweet; If I have you in my heart, I will become very substantial; If you are by my side, I will be extremely happy.
2. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.
3. Research shows that disrupting Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.
4. Can I be your little baby? The kind that can't bear to scold me and give me a hug when I make a mistake.
You are like a book, the more you read, the more you want to sleep.
6. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.
7. When I think of you, my heart is pounding.
8. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.
I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.
10. Yaoyaoda
1 1. I'm fine!
12. I love you all my life, but I don't love you all my life.
13. I think there is a distance between us. You don't even hug me in the morning.
14. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel something is wrong!
15. Kiss someone! !
Tik Tok's Sao Meng action sentence 2 16. I didn't!
17. Wait a minute. I will marry you when I grow up.
18. My cat said something to me-meow meow.
19. I have countless attitudes towards this world, and I only love you.
20. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.
2 1. You love talking and laughing, which is always unforgettable. So, you became a partner in my world.
22. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.
I am a petite and fragile little girl.
24. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?
25. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.
26. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.
27. I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!
28. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.
29. If you criticize me and don't accept any criticism, I will hit you.
30. Only you can see my loveliness and gentleness.
Ask her husband for money.
Spoil and sell cute and ask her husband for money. You are a fool!
2. Warm reminder: You have neglected your loveliness for a long time.
You are good to me, and I will be better and better to you.
Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.
If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.
6. The years are lonely and silent, and thoughts flow quietly into old age.
7. This boy is spoiled because he wants you to spoil him. He cares about him more, and he doesn't rule out being bored and bothering him.
8. You are so annoying!
9. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.
10. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.
1 1. I only miss you once a day.
12. No matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.
13. I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.
14. I don't want it! I do not obey!
15. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"
16. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, it's better to be a woman stronger than you. If you coquetry a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.
17. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always hope to get more love from men, and it is best that this kind of love can be inexhaustible like spring water. Whenever a man likes to see a woman coquetry, pouting and stamping her feet, plus a pair of pear flowers with rain ... no matter how cruel a man is, he will admit defeat, and coquetry is a woman's life.
18. Can I say good night to your face? I'll say it to my face first.
19. Dear, I love you very much. You can't have an affair.
20. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.
You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?
22. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.
23. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.
24. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.
25. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!
26. You are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who has fallen behind. The point is you, not what you are.
27. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.
28. You can only love me and I can only be your princess.
29. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.
30. I like you very much today, I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.
3 1. Actually, I am just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.
I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.
I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.
In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.
35. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.
36. I have always been persistent and sincerely willing to resist everything for you.
37. Even if the world is not worth turning back, you will find that there are still things I have done. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.
38. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.
39. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.
40. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?
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