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What are the troubles caused by myopia?

After my myopia, there are too many misfortunes in my life.

1. When I entered the air-conditioned room, my eyes were covered with fog whether in winter or summer.

2. Hanging clothes on a hanger at night, vaguely feeling that someone in the dormitory hanged himself, just like a foodie standing in front of the window.

I feel my nose is low, and my glasses must have collapsed. Take off your eyes. There are two big pits on both sides of my nose.

Honey, I have to take my eyes off when I have sex, or my glasses will hit your nose.

6. Colleagues, relatives and friends you meet on the road are always considered to be pretending. In fact, you just can't see clearly without glasses.

7. The first thing to do when you get up every morning is not to look at your mobile phone, but to touch your glasses. Every day I look for my glasses and touch them on the table, on the bed and under the bed.

8. I dare not take part in the sports organized by the company at all, for fear that my glasses will be knocked out and I will lose hundreds of dollars at once.

9. When the weather is hot and you sweat, your glasses will slide down, which is very uncomfortable.

10. Wash your face every day, sometimes you forget to take off your glasses. When the towel touches your face and your glasses hurt your nose, you angrily scold: Shit, I forgot to take off my glasses.