A funny circle of friends that describes a messy room

1. I don’t tidy my room, I’m a messy room beauty. Talk about it m.hnh.cc

2. I firmly believe that there is a man who came into this world to be tortured by me.

3． There are too many 2Bs in this world, which directly leads to talented people like us being buried!

4． What should you do if you encounter a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

5． I really don't want to look down on you with my toes. But you forced me to do this!

6． I smell like sweat, I have my own taste!

7. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

8. How can you wear a wedding dress casually without experiencing a few scumbags?

9． I'm in a bad mood today and I just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. I'm done.

10. It is not the mistress who is hateful, but the young mistress who cannot withstand the temptation of the mistress.

11. Rich Girl: Have you seen famous brands? My bag says LV on it! Me: I’ve learned Pinyin and read “Donkey”, right?

12． A person as elegant as you doesn't usually poop!

13. A man forgot to bring his money, so he put the bill on the counter and left after eating. The cashier took the bill and shouted: Sir, your bill! The man looked back and smiled: It's your bill.

14. Today's advertisements are really deceptive. My mother can become my sister by drinking some Yili.

15． The farthest distance in the world is that you are at home in Australia and I am cooking porridge at home.

16． Do you want a kiss? Sorry, I didn’t buy jelly!

17. Yue Lao, if it doesn't work, we will retire. Don't hold on. Do you know how many families San'er has ruined if you continue to hold those who have been held back?

18. Summer vacation, you see how much my dad likes you. He is counting down the days for you every day.

19． You have the nerve to lie, how can I have the nerve not to believe you?

20. Actually, I wanted to say that you are disgusting, but unfortunately, I didn’t have time to say it because my sister vomited.

21. The saddest thing in the world is not getting enough sleep, especially when you have a cold.

22. I am a very principled person. My principle is, wherever the delicious food is, I will be there!

23． Woman: I already have a boyfriend. Man: I don’t mind, I still like you. Comments from others - Such an infatuated man. Man: I already have a girlfriend. Woman: I don’t mind, I still like you. Other people’s comments – rub it! Shameless mistress.

24. You look down on such a good girl like me. Young man, maybe you like men.

25． For exams, prepare to write "Just search Baidu and you will know" all over the paper to make the marking teacher angry.

26. Don't challenge my sister's temper. She has more friends on her blacklist than you.

27． I have always had a doubt in my mind. It has been 5 years, exactly 5 years. What has the gray wolf been eating to survive?

28. The cashier said: I don’t have any change. I’ll give you two plastic bags.

29. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be soy sauce, and you can’t let others look down on you.

30. Growing up, homework has always been with us.

31. A girl posted on QQ: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: Just don’t pay for the things you buy.

32. You spend one-third of your life in bed, and your wife occupies one-half of the bed.

33． There is a kind of crash called entering the password incorrectly, there is a kind of panic called logging in from another place, and there is a kind of feeling called invisible and visible! There is a misunderstanding that the human machine is offline, and there is a frustration that you do not have access rights.

34. I thought about the five words "particularly able to endure hardship" and found that I only did the first four.

35. Other people's money is my external possessions.

36． When I have money in the future, I will definitely buy 700 million cups of Xiangpiaopiao to see if I can circle the earth twice.

37. I play so much on the computer that I want to fast forward even when watching TV!

38. In another ten days or so, we will have to squat and defecate, climb ladders to sleep, wake up at seven in the morning, have to cut off the power at night, have no TV to watch, no sofa to sit on, queue up in the canteen to eat, and have to be watched by others when showering. , summer vacation, summer vacation, we once fell in love, and it makes me sad to think about it.

39． There is no time when I miss something, there are only times when I am completely wrong.

40. When I was in college, there was an opinion paper in the cafeteria. I had nothing to do and flipped through it one day. There was only one sentence written on one page: Do you think I can’t recognize you when you cut a chicken butt into three pieces?