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About the two Anlingjuns. . .

These two people are the same person.

Anlingjun’s real name is Tang, and he is the younger brother of King Xiang of Wei. It is said that he is a handsome young man, tall and tall, handsome in appearance, and knowledgeable. What is especially rare is that he behaves well and is very well-educated. Ruan Ji once wrote a poem praising Anlingjun's style, "The most beautiful boys in the past were Anlingjun and Longyangjun. They were as beautiful as peach and plum flowers, and their whole bodies radiated burning light. When they were happy, , just like the spring breeze caressing the earth, and when he is sad and depressed, it is as sad as the autumn wind sweeping away the fallen leaves. His gaze is so charming, and his conversation and laughter are so hearty and intimate (I really want to). They hold hands and talk about love together, and they share the bed together with their quilts."

(The prosperous children of the past, Anling and Longyang. The peach and plum blossoms are shining brightly. They are as happy as spring. , The clothes are like autumn frost. They are looking forward to their beauty, talking and laughing, waiting for love together.)

Anling Jun had a guest named Jiang Yi. One day, Jiang Yi stood at the station. The long sighs and hisses at An Lingjun's window made him unable to concentrate on his reading, so he had to call Jiang Yi in and ask him: "Why are you sighing, sir?"

Jiang Yi sighed deeply and said: "My lord, you are in trouble now, and if my lord is in danger, how can we, the disciples, be spared? How can I not sigh?"

Jun Anling was very angry and asked: "Now I am deeply saddened. I am favored by the emperor, and no one can compare with me in terms of talent, life, and appearance, so why is it so difficult?”

Jiang Yi replied disapprovingly: “Sir, look at you. You have never made any military exploits, and you have no blood relationship with the emperor. Yet you hold such a high position and earn such a high salary. Everyone in the country has to tidy up their clothes when they see you. , I bow to you respectfully. Can you tell me why?”

Jun Anling thought for a moment and said, “Well, it was actually because King Chu thought I was beautiful, so he promoted me. Otherwise, how could I have such a high status?"

Jiang Yi said sternly: "Sir, you must know that when you have friends who are friends because of money and material things, your friendship will not be the same. That's the end. And people who make friends with you because they admire your appearance will naturally lose their beauty and love when you get older and your appearance fades. So, you see, the quilt on your favored concubine's bed is not there yet. As for Suipo, the one who loved her has already moved on to another person; the favored minister's carriage has not been worn out yet, and he has been deposed. You are now the most powerful person in the world because you are favored by the King of Chu, but in fact you do not have it. It is something that can especially preserve the love of the King of Chu, so I am secretly worried about you, sir. Xi, the favored ministers do not avoid Xuan. Now that you are good at the power of Chu, you can't tie yourself to the king and endanger him.)"

After hearing this, Lord Anling was astonished. He immediately knelt down and asked Jiang Yi to show him a clear path. Jiang Yi lowered his voice mysteriously and said: "Hehe, sir, please come here and I will listen to you."

Three years have passed in the blink of an eye. Lord Anling listened to Jiang Yi's words but did nothing. . Jiang Yi felt a little anxious, and once again hesitated and sighed under Lord Anling's window, but this time Lord Anling did not call him in for advice. So Jiang Yi couldn't help but broke into the house and said to Lord An Ling: "Why haven't you implemented the advice I gave you three years ago?" Lord An Ling rubbed his hands and replied helplessly: "It's not that I don't want to implement it. , There is really no chance!”

But just a few days later, the King of Chu was going to go hunting, and the emperor came out with great momentum. The ministers supported the emperor and went hunting for a while. When they were about to get up, a bison rushed out like crazy and ran towards the king of Chu. The king of Chu calmly took his bow and shot an arrow, sealing his throat with one arrow.

King Chu looked up to the sky and laughed wildly with pride: "Hahahahahahaha, I am so happy today, I am so awesome, but in a hundred years, who can I enjoy this kind of happiness with?"

At this time An Lingjun silently burst into tears, knelt down in front of King Chu with a plop, and cried: "Your Majesty, because of your favor, I slept in the same bed with you when I was in the palace, and we shared the same ride when we went out to play. You are so kind to me about a car, so after you live forever, I will go with you and stand under you to protect you from the ants. For me, there is really no happier thing than this. It's over. (When I enter, I prepare a banquet, and when I leave, I accompany you. After a long life, the king is willing to test the hell, how can he be happy like this?)"

After hearing this, the King of Chu was overjoyed and named him Lord Anling.

Then someone heard about this and commented: "Jiang Yi is good at planning, and Lord Anling knows the right time." This means: "Jiang Yi is really good at coming up with ideas, but Lord Anling, He really knows how to seize opportunities."