A selection of funny copywriting with connotation

1. Who said that boys and girls have no pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, you are friends all over the world!

2. I really don't understand that a person who can only turn what he eats into shit is qualified to say that he can turn what he eats into meat.

3. At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body, and give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

4. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

5. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked 18, miles without losing weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

6. What is the generation gap? Just put on new clothes, walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.

7. "why are you reading? Look at the blackboard! " "Why look at the blackboard? Look at me! " "Look at me? Read a book! " Going to school is so tiring!

8. It is said that you can't have your cake and eat it, but God really cares for me. I can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short go hand in hand.

9. When I was a child, I thought that life was all about: all the best, more than every year. When I grow up, I find that life is: everything is unexpected, and the surplus is insufficient every year.

1. Never quarrel with your parents, because when you don't win, you will only be scolded, and when you win, you will only be beaten.

11. Birth control pills are valid for three years, and condoms are valid for five years. In many cases, love has expired before the medicine and condom expire.

12. What I admire most is the Tang Priest in Journey to the West, who doesn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, Little boys, wash that monk clean.

13. The boat of friendship turns over, the ship of love sinks, and the flame of family goes out. Only single dog's canoe can stand!

14. Today, I suddenly found out that love in junior high school died of changing seats, high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. So far, I have not fallen in love and died of looks.

15. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early, don't smoke, don't drink, don't play online games, don't eat midnight snack and don't come home late, drink more tea, keep healthy, talk less and think more, so as to form good habits, and over time you will find that you have no friends.

16. I don't know how people who talk about it every six months do it. I feel that my talent is nowhere to be put to use if I don't talk about it every day!

17. I need a boyfriend now, and then I will be green, which will make me miserable, make me angry, earn a lot of money, and finally win the Gao Fushuai and reach the peak of my life.

18. I quarreled with my wife, and afterwards I regretted not letting her go. I wanted to give her a necklace to coax her, but I didn't know how long to buy it. So, at night, when my wife was asleep, she secretly took a rope around her neck. As a result, she woke up.

19. Don't bask in sweetness or show happiness. Because common sense of physics tells us that sun is easy to lose water, and refrigeration is the best way to keep fresh.

2. Snow White was envied by the queen because of her beauty; Because of its beauty, it was released by the hunter; Because of its beauty, it was taken in by dwarfs; Because of her beauty, she was awakened by the prince. Are you clear? It's no use being kind, you have to be beautiful.

21. The woman who actively adds you is either your wife or Wechat business. Take the initiative to ask you out to dinner, 1% is the wine tray. Either the lady or the fairy jumps to ask you for a room. Those who voluntarily tell you the above are either liars or cheated.

22. You are only twenty years old, so it's normal for you not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, you probably won't meet them.

23. Girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls and shopping in the vegetable market. Hard-working girls, you don't have time to shop, because you can only work overtime to order takeout and shop in Taobao!

24. When I went to eat hot pot, I saw a reminder on the wall of the hot pot restaurant that the sheep were raised by myself, the vegetables were grown by myself and the oil was squeezed by myself, reminding customers to use it with confidence. When I paid the bill, I quietly told my boss that I printed the money myself, so please feel free to use it. My boss chased me for several blocks, but I didn't catch up. It's really interesting. My legs are my own, and I can run wherever I want.

25. I wish everyone happy every day, and try to pretend as much as possible when you can!