Dear netizens, do me a favor: I want to find a cross talk on New Year's Day in the Year of the Rabbit, which is suitable for primary school students. Please do me a favor.

Say rabbit in the year of rabbit

Creation: Zou Zongrong

Audience friends, Happy New Year!

B: At this moment of bidding farewell to the old year and welcoming the new year, we wish the audience and friends all over the country a family reunion, happiness and well-being, and all the best!

A: 20 1 1 is the year of the rabbit. We wish you all the best in the Year of Rabbit.

B: Good luck to everyone in the Year of the Rabbit. Money will run home like a rabbit.

A: I wish the modernization of our great motherland "rabbits fly forward"!

B: I wish friends who are doing business and starting a company that your enterprise runs like a rabbit and leads the market.

A: I wish friends who are speculating in stocks that your stocks will rise like rabbits.

B: I wish all my friends who take the college entrance examination are as smart as rabbits and get good grades.

A: I wish children all over the country are as cute as rabbits.

May young girls be as gentle and beautiful as rabbits.

A: I wish teenagers are like rabbits. All right, all right, run and catch up.

B: why chase?

A: Don't rush after tenderness and beauty.

I hope that the living standards of the people all over the country will improve like rabbit ears every day.

A: I wish my friends who have housing difficulties a big prize in the Year of the Rabbit. Just like the Year of the Rabbit, I want to buy … well, if I can't afford three houses, I have to buy three bedrooms.

B: Friends who want to lose weight are like white rabbits: they love carrots and vegetables, and their slender bodies are really cute.

I hope our city is as clean as a white rabbit.

B: I hope drivers and friends don't stay up late (pause) every day like rabbits, red-eyed, tired of driving, and beware of hitting trees!

A: I hope all kinds of bad phenomena in society are like rabbit tails ... alas ... they can't grow.

Well said!

A: 20 1 1 year is the year of the rabbit.

B: 12 is one of the twelve animals.

Rabbits are mascots.

They are our friends.

A: Hey, it's so lively. Do you know anything about rabbits? Is there any research?

Research is impossible. Hey, hey, hey ... I only know that rabbit meat is delicious.

A: Look at your greedy attitude. All you know is that you can't drink. Knowing, loving and raising rabbits can make them friends. Do you know how many kinds of rabbits there are?

B: (giggle) Gnome male-"Gnome male-",I don't know.

A: (learning B) Hehe, I don't know.

So you know?

A: Of course. Let me count it for you.

B: ok, I'll count it for you.

A: First, there are male rabbits and female rabbits.

B: nonsense, where did the rabbit come from without a male and a female? Count down quickly.

A: (Say it in one breath) From the beginning, there were male rabbits, female rabbits, big rabbits, small rabbits, long rabbits, short rabbits, white rabbits, black rabbits, yellow rabbits, gray rabbits, red rabbits, ornamental rabbits, long-haired rabbits, short-haired rabbits, southern rabbits, northern rabbits, middle rabbits, foreign rabbits, cage rabbits and cave rabbits.

Well, you're having a rabbit party.

A: There are rabbits, rabbits, rabbits, rabbits. You son of a bitch are so tired that I want to throw up.

B: There are many kinds.

You know rabbit meat is delicious. Do you know that?/You know what?

I really don't know you? Rabbits are good friends of human beings. Raising rabbits is beneficial to the country, the people and individuals, and it is a good project to make a fortune. We should vigorously support and develop rabbit breeding. Rabbits have made important contributions to the survival and development of mankind.

That's more like it. There are many poems praising rabbits in ancient times, which have been passed down to this day.

B: Wang Jian, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, wrote 100 poems about the Forbidden City, including one about the white rabbit.

A: "The white rabbit in the new autumn is bigger than boxing, and its red ears are frosty and hairy. The son of heaven doesn't teach people to shoot, and the jade whip covers the horseshoe. "

B: Praise the cute "sleeping state" of young rabbits and advise people not to hurt rabbits at will.

A: There is a narrative poem praising rabbits in Jue Yuan's Poem on a Boat in Yuan Dynasty, which is quite interesting.

B: Read it.

A: "Domestic slaves pick hay and meet rabbits on blind dates. I was born ignorant of rabbits, but I was shocked by them.

Pedestrians smiled at each other and returned like a hem. I know I'm lucky to take off, and I don't trust my slaves. "

B: This poem describes the simplicity and loveliness of rabbits and the love between humans and animals, and shows the author's pity for all life.

A: The Ming Dynasty poet Xie also wrote poems about rabbits.

Really?

A: There is a poem called "The White Rabbit", which reads: "jathyapple is inextricably linked, and the autumn wind is full of snow. Wandering in the jade palace, in a rotten silver plate. The dew is wet and the fragrance is cold. If Heng E can ask, he wants to ask for Wan Niandan. " . Do you know what this poem means?

What do you mean?

A: The ancients regarded the rabbit as a symbol of holiness, light and longevity. In mythology, the only animal that the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon took away from the earth was the Jade Rabbit. You see, the white rabbit described by the poet, with countless fine hairs and a mass of snow, is very vivid and vivid.

B: Describe the rabbit's spirit.

A: When we get along with rabbits, we find that rabbits are not only friends of human beings, but also have many excellent spiritual qualities, which are worth learning, especially for you.

Why did you mention me? Hey? What are the excellent qualities of rabbits? Can you tell us something about them?

A: Of course.

B: Let's hear it.

A: Rabbits have eight outstanding spiritual qualities, which can be summarized as follows: providing nutrition to satisfy your thirst, rabbit skin clothes to protect you from the cold, being diligent and resourceful, being brave in exploration, being a vegetarian to save you money, earning foreign exchange from exports for dollars, uniting with the same kind, and speaking for the police in case of traffic blackout.

B: Hey! Also a set of a set. This summary is very good. Can you be more specific?

A: Of course.

B: First, provide nutrition to satisfy hunger.

A: Rabbit meat is rich in high protein and is a delicious food on people's table. Otherwise you like to drink rabbit meat!

B: Cough! Don't mention me.

A: Everyone not only likes to eat rabbit meat, but also describes people's bodybuilding with rabbit's physique. People often say: I am thin, but I am covered in rabbit meat.

Is that so? "Although I am thin, I am covered with important meat", not rabbit meat.

A: It's not bad to be covered in rabbit meat.

B: Second, rabbit fur clothes can keep out the cold.

A: Rabbit hair and rabbit skin can add luster to people's aesthetic feeling. Rabbit meat is not only delicious, but also rabbit hair can be made into all kinds of exquisite clothes.

B: There are many rabbit fur clothes in the shopping mall.

A: Take your daughter-in-law for example. She never leaves the rabbit.

She likes to wear rabbit wool.

A: I wear a pair of rabbit ears pigtails and a rabbit plush hat on my head, with a gray coat of rabbit hair outside and a cardigan inside, and a rabbit hair cut off and stuck on my shoulder …

B: (Interrupting quickly) Don't say anything inside, besides, it's all meat next to it.

Answer: Wear a rabbit hair scarf, a pair of rabbit hair gloves, a rabbit hair shawl, white rabbit pattern pants, and a rabbit hair autumn trousers inside …

B: (quickly interjects) Can you not say anything in it?

A: You are wearing a pair of rabbit fur socks on your feet, holding a small handkerchief of Yutu brand in your hand, a rabbit skin handbag on your arm and a white rabbit toffee in your mouth. In short, there are rabbits everywhere, and your wife is transparent.

B: What? Is my daughter-in-law wearing a glass skirt? , let you see a little privacy?

Where do you want to go?

B: Didn't you say you were transparent?

A: I'm wearing a "famous brand of rabbit hair", or "Tou" for short.

B: I said, what would it be like to walk in the street if you were transparent all over!

A: Yo! That's good!

B: Good. What?

A: How many eyeballs do you think a transparent body will attract when walking in the street? After a while, your daughter-in-law will be surrounded by three floors outside. This one will touch your daughter-in-law rabbit fur coat, that one will touch your daughter-in-law rabbit fur hat, Zhang San will touch your daughter-in-law rabbit fur collar, and Li Si will touch your daughter-in-law rabbit fur vest ...

B: (suddenly loudly) Stop touching it and touch it inside again, or it will burn your hands.

A: In this way, your daughter-in-law suddenly became famous from transparent (rabbit name) and became a celebrity.

B: celebrities? I think it's a pity.