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Talking about the mood of confinement (33 selected sentences)

1, after giving birth to a baby, you will find that the breast is just an organ, not your privacy.

2, China people still foolishly confinement, after giving birth to a child for a month without taking a bath, a month, a month, not smelly?

3. Every day is a few days. I don't know how painful it is not to have children. I don't know how hard it is to live without confinement.

It is said that you should have a good rest after confinement, but when you go out, you will become a dog.

5, when the baby is crying, even if the waist is sore and backache, the body is still very weak, and the wound still hurts, you should get up and hug.

6. The power of breastfeeding is not a hollow reputation. Even if you are bitten, you will insist on breastfeeding.

7. I admit that no matter what illness a woman gets in the future, it's because she doesn't sit well. Without strict Chinese medicine culture, all women died in confinement.

8. Is there anyone who can't eat or sleep well except me? I'm so tired that my waist is going to break!

9, eat ginger ginseng chicken soup early, don't eat ginger after noon, otherwise it will easily hurt the lungs, and eat ginger at night to see the king. Women eat ginger vinegar after confinement and eat ginger in summer, which is cold.

10. No matter which posture I choose to feed, my waist can't stand it. At that time, I wanted Wang to make me a spa in Sorry.

1 1, I am not a person with strong self-control, because I will play with my mobile phone even if I can be blind, because I would rather be blind.

12, someone else's confinement is more than ten kilograms long. Why did I only gain two or three kilograms?

13, some people laugh at the fact that women in China can't touch water when they are confined to their confinement. This is really unscientific. But I want to provide another perspective to look at this problem.

14, my wife just gave birth to a baby, and she was confined at home with a cup of coffee in front of her. She said shyly:

15, I really ate my stomach after confinement. I stopped eating two kinds of snacks. I will be so hungry that my chest will stick to my back, and my stomach will hurt tomorrow.

16, in the circle of friends, I saw someone who had been confined for a month and didn't wash her hair. I was so happy that I sent a circle to announce that I had washed my hair.

17, confinement is like going to jail, and prisoners who don't want to escape are not good prisoners.

18, you have to eat like a pig and produce milk like a cow. Nobody cares if you want it or not.

19, where did the Long March go? It's really sweaty to be confined for two months. The scientific confinement collided with the old confinement, and the suffering along the way really made people have no courage to have a second child.

20. When you are pregnant, I can still visit you and stand within your 1 meter when you are in confinement. Definitely true love.

2 1. From conception to delivery, women have to go through three major tortures: pregnancy, delivery and confinement. The most painful thing is childbirth! The most desperate thing is confinement!

22. Breakfast includes rice wine chicken eaten by her mother's family in the month, and sweet and sour pork feet ginger eaten here in the month.

23. Kick the quilt every day, cover it, feed it on the left, feed it on the right, and change positions repeatedly.

24. I was so excited to be told that I had a belly plan. I don't have to go through contractions or lateral cuts, and confinement is not as painful as they say.

It's so hot now that I can't even imagine how hot it will be next month.

26. I really want to unload the goods quickly, but I can't face the cruel reality of confinement in summer. I must cherish every minute of turning on the air conditioner now.

27. Those days and nights, every moment of confinement, every minute seems to be yesterday. Although there are pains, tears and unhappiness, everything is because of love. Yes, baby, thank you for letting me be your mother. Make persistent efforts.

28. But all this, when you see this rich expression around you, although you can't see who you are, you still stubbornly use your voice and smell to find your little one. You think it's worth it, because you are a mother at the moment.

29. When you stand in front of the mirror and look at your head like a chicken nest, look at your proud waist, and look at your watermelon skin belly that is still pregnant for three months, you can't bear to look straight. How can you expect your husband to say, daughter-in-law, you are still beautiful? Ha ha.

30. I am tired of this unit. People are still in confinement, and if paternity leave is not finished, they will be taken back to work! Don't go home after all-night interrogation, I'll sell it to you!

3 1, confinement is necessary, confinement is mechanical materialism, and I don't know how to seek truth from facts.

It's really hard not to eat Chili, but I'm used to it, and it's not as bad as it was at first. Otherwise, how can I get through it after confinement? Well ... I think too much, which is beside the point.

33. Postpartum depression is not a disease, but a normal emotion. It's normal for a woman to have this kind of emotion. What she doesn't have is a cow.