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Talking about single men.

1. In this world, everything can be solved except marriage. Because what you want is not a certificate, but a married life. From marriage to old age, you have decades of life. Can we make do together for a lifetime?

Being an interesting single person actually needs a lot of thinking. People with this ability can make an interesting marriage.

3, single for a long time, and then meet the person you like will suddenly be afraid, smiled and shook his head and said forget it.

4. The taste of being single may be unpleasant. But the thought of spending the rest of my life with someone I don't love. Singles day. It won't be so unbearable.

5. Come to me if you want me. Don't lose face. You know my temper. If you ask me, I will lower my head.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

7. Getting married is to find someone to accompany you for a lifetime, and pay more attention to spiritual synchronization. Life is long and short ... if the other half you are looking for doesn't agree with you, it's simply the most tormenting thing.

9. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

10, those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Single and sad. Tell me about it.

1, I can't live without you. Don't come near me, you will get bored.

3. Wait for one person, wait for one person.

4, Valentine's Day, lover's knot, lover's robbery.

Love is a hard word to understand.

6. Sit by and watch the smoke ring winding.

7. I always practice alone.

8. Since breaking up, the traffic has been saved by 80%.

9. Thinking about your appearance makes me sleepless.

10, this city is so empty and this memory is so intense.

1 1, I obviously want to talk to someone, but I still can't see it.

12, gradually understand, in fact, a person is quite good.

13, don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

14, some of your joy, at the moment without me.

15, ask what the world is like, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.

16, quarreled with his girlfriend, and they all ended up single after winning.

17, my heart can't breathe, this love should continue.

18, obviously not single, Tanabata is still a person.

19, my indifference to you is a fake action.

20. A promise is just a lie that people believe to be true.

2 1, the afterlife is so lonely, I have to find someone to serve.

22. I want to satisfy your every little wish.

23. In the orbit of time, we are just a lonely subway.

24, I think I will always be lonely, so lonely all my life.

25. My thoughts are wandering and my feelings are always gone.

26. It's good to be single, and it's good to be single with whoever you want.

27. Love is just a kind of life, and ambiguity is just an emotional appeal.

28, sometimes, the disappearance of a person, a lonely world.

29. People who care too much are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.

30. I don't want to be alone, but I have always been alone.

3 1, in fact, being single is not bad, and there is no need to explain who you are with.

32. Valentine's Day has never happened once. Every time it is Singles' Day!

I haven't been on Q for several days, because no one has ever taken the initiative to find me.

34. I am a lonely patient. I won't warm you, so don't come near me.

35. Tanabata is used for breaking up, and April Fool's Day is used for confession.

36. Now, I will still look at your name and burst into tears.

37. I am going to do push-ups today. I'll lie down first and hold on tomorrow.

38. No one is with me and no one loves me, so it doesn't hurt.

When love is a thing of the past, I will remember that I loved you.

40. Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

4 1. School starts after Valentine's Day. Sprinkle salt on our single wound!

42, Tanabata, single friends, how do you arrange to spend such a night?

43. People who miss you change what they believe and make mistakes in what they remember and forget.

44. You said that love is the only thing. We were so lucky that we made up our minds.

45. I refused everyone's favor until you have an uncertain future.

I have a crush on him for a long time, but he can't see me until I come to him.

47. Time has washed away the trace of your smile, but it can't erase my memory of you.

48. Since my parents added my QQ, my talk is no longer sad.

49. What can be saved by saying I love you and saying I'm sorry?

50. Hold your hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

5 1. Since I was single, my phone bill has been saved, my spirit has improved, and my heart has stopped hurting.

52. Because you can't find a person to be alone, you should show a person's wonderful.

No one can take away your pain, so don't let anyone take away your happiness.

54. The furthest distance in the world is that Qixi has arrived and we are not together yet.

55. Promise me that when we are apart, I will be happy to forget and stop touching me.

56. My love doesn't love me, and my love doesn't love me. So I've always been single.

I love you in my worst way, but I gave you all my heart.

58. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

59, a person's world, very quiet, quiet can hear your breathing and heartbeat.

60. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you. .

6 1, I didn't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know if I am important or not.

62. Even though I have traveled all over Qian Shan, there is one place I will never reach, and that is your heart.

I heard that you are in love, that you like him very much, that you are happy, and that you lied.

64. I finally know the reason why I am single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

65. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

66. What best reflects a woman's taste is what kind of man she fell in love with now and in the past.

67. All who should come and all who should go. Don't resist, don't stay, don't be greedy, don't give up, don't worry.

68. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

69. Inappropriateness means poverty, no feeling means ugliness, love at first sight means beauty, and deliberate means money. That is the reality.

70. It's not that I don't love you, but that I really don't love you. I just leave you alone and let you find your own happiness.

7 1, you woke me up suddenly. The time we met can be calculated in years. You found your love, and I was still wandering in the same place.

72. If you are still single on Valentine's Day, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to leave a special person for this girl.

No matter how you look at me, I will smile. Don't think I'm proud. I just don't want to freeze myself so small.

74. There is no pain in liking someone. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

75. What do you want for Valentine's Day? I want a unicorn. Actually, what kind of boyfriend do I want, a unicorn?

76. Caring for you has become a habit unconsciously. A gust of wind can call a season, and your little care can warm me all winter.

77. In those few short years when you loved me, I may be the happiest person in the world, but those days have passed and I can't stay.

78. Men and women, once they have slept, will have demands on each other: if they have demands, they will complain, and if they complain, they will suffer; Where there is pain, there is resentment.

79. Let me spend Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone and Valentine's Day alone. If you have the ability to take the exam, let me spend it alone.

80. While others are trying to run, you are waiting to see others fall. When others run farther and farther, you are anxious and want to lick others to suppress and vilify them.

Talking about space with sadness

1. Today is such a special day, I am single and listen to single love songs. I don't want to be single anymore.

2. If being in love makes you more unhappy than being single, why should you end being single?

I want to be a bachelor. From now on, I will never run away from marriage or fall in love again in my life!

Don't look down on me because I am single. I am single not because no one wants me, but because no one deserves me. ...

5. Loneliness has nothing to do with bravery. At the most free time in my life. I can get used to it without company. Being single is nice, and I'm fine.

6. I feel that being single is not good before falling in love, and love is very beautiful; After falling in love, I feel that being single is good, but being in love is annoying.

July and July are coming, which means that many people have finally ended their single life in the first half of the year and started their single life in the second half.

8. Being single for a long time will make you feel tired even if you like someone, and then you will choose not to like anyone.

9. In fact, single people should be glad that you have been single, because you can never understand the pain when some people have been separated from the memories in another person's mind.

10. Who knows the loneliness after prosperity? All you see is a smile at the wine, but you don't know that I will be driven to nowhere by this loneliness in my sleep! May you be single and beautiful!

1 1. Being single is my choice, and I will remain single until I meet the right person.

12. Why are you always single? Because you haven't met the person you think is meant to be. Why am I always single? Because you've been single.

13. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

14. Be intoxicated when you are single, and you won't be tired when you are lonely.

15. Being single is never wrong. The mistake is to find someone to make do in order not to be single. Then, although I am not single, I am more lonely.

16. No matter how sweet jiaozi is, it is not as sweet as two people on holidays. No matter how salty Zongzi is, it is not as salty as single dog's tears.

17. Classmate, some people are in love, I am single, some people are married, I am single, some people are divorced, I am single, some people are screaming, and it feels like a golden hoop. I accidentally went to heaven alone.

18. People always grow up in reality, through experience and experience. Later, I found out that I am not the old me, and you are not the old you. I am single because you are single, and you are single because of me.

19. Being single has the bitterness of being single, and being in love has the happiness of being in love.

20. After being single for so many years, I realized a truth! The most painful thing about being single is not loneliness and emptiness! But when you want to tell your innermost feelings, you lack a suitable person to listen!