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Regardless of salary and face, what job do you want to do most?
Open an arcade hall in a luxurious location, which only catches doll machines, and the difficulty is adjusted to a minimum. Find a rest day and squat down beside it, watching each young man grab his girlfriend's favorite doll for her.
-Kim Joe
There is a line in Farewell to Hundred Days: "New Zealand has a job. There is a man who will patrol the grassland by helicopter on rainy days. He wants to find the sheep that fell to the ground, because their hair absorbs too much water in rainy days, and they will fall to the ground and can't get up. He will find those sheep and then pick them up one by one, shake them and shake off the rain. "
Well, that's it.
Amy young
Be a postman.
Get up early every day.
At the rice rolls store next to my home, I want a plate of rice rolls from 2.5 yuan and a cup of soybean milk at 1 yuan. After breakfast, I rode my bike to the post office and put the morning paper to be sent today in the package in the back seat of my bike.
After that, step on the bike, run into the street and get into the alley. Some newspapers are stuck in other people's mailboxes, while others have no mailboxes, so they are thrown directly at that door. Sometimes people who just go out and get off work early or buy food will say hello with a smile.
I meet people who do morning exercises at the door every day and wait for me to deliver the newspaper. Sometimes I meet a dog waiting for the newspaper.
After delivering the newspaper, go to my mailbox to get the letter. Mondays always pile up the most. Take the letter to the post office and start sorting. After sorting, I will eat the food provided by the post office at noon. I ordered a box lunch from a nearby restaurant. Then take a nap for an hour.
In the afternoon, put the letter into the parcel and start delivery. Most of the letters are stuffed into the mailbox, or directly knocked on the door to others. A few people who don't have mailboxes and no one at home, I will give the letter to the security guard. Some of them didn't even have security guards, so I stuffed them in the door.
Of course, every time someone will stand directly at the door and wait for the letter. Some parents are waiting for a letter from their son who is a soldier, and some young people are waiting for a letter from a distant lover. Their eyes lit up when they saw me coming by bike. Send some packages occasionally. I'll deliver the small one directly. The big ones are registered letters and need to be picked up at home.
In the afternoon, after delivering the letter, it was still early to return to the post office. I began to look for people who had left contact information before and were interested in subscribing to newspapers, and lobbied them to subscribe to newspapers. Subscribe to newspapers for one year now, and the total price will be 20% off. Book Dunan for one year and send a weekly report for one year.
After a dozen phone calls, two or three of them are willing to book at last. Stretch and write down what you did today in your work record. I packed my things and rode home by bike. -Toshikawa
astrophysicist
I want to see my hometown. Is everything all right?
I'd rather find you to go home with. -Linglong Evil Monk
If you want to write useless words, set up your own typesetting and printing, set up a stall on the roadside in summer night, and wait for someone to buy it while fanning the cattail leaf fan.
I want to be a photographer and painter, take pictures and draw pictures of all the encounters, and then compile the stories at that time into a booklet and give them to him (her) at that time.
I want to wander, take my camera and guitar, go to many places, and stop if I like. What job to look for, day by day, day by day, if you have a new dream, then go.
I want to open a restaurant, with photos on one side and casual books on the other. Sofa should be soft, lights should be warm, and waiters should be beautiful and handsome. There is a cat named soybean milk and a dog named milk. The shop sells the coffee I made, the wine I mixed, the drink I want to invent for a long time, the Chinese and western dishes I cooked myself, and my paintings, photos, words and poems.
The name of the restaurant has not been decided yet.
This restaurant is my pub after dark. I'll make you wine. I don't know if you will come.
I want to open a second-hand bookstore and be a bookseller. I have to read them one by one and put them on the shelf. If I write a long recommendation, I will put it aside with a convenient folder.
There should be a refrigerator in the bookstore, which is full of juice and vodka.
There is also a lounge chair, a cattail leaf fan and two mixed drinks. When you are slightly drunk, you will pull the guests to talk nonsense.
I want to be a farmer and go back to the mountains.
Plant a big dish and raise some chickens and ducks. Several peach trees in the back hill are blooming in spring, and the leaves of bamboo forests rustle.
I have a big house. You can come over for a holiday if you like. Let's drink, write, play chess, read and play the piano together.
I want to become a monk and live in a temple.
Sweep the floor and listen to the classics in the morning. I had nothing to do and lay under the big tree for a whole fragrant afternoon.
Chopping wood, carrying water, washing vegetables, cooking, smiling at Amitabha when passing pilgrims.
Like a boy, like a bodhisattva, like a smooth stone
That's it. That's it.
Even though I have so many things to think about now, I will gradually approach my ideal life year by year.
An absurd and wasted life.
-Jing
I often think that if one day my wealth and time are free and I don't encounter disasters and diseases, I will get rid of the shackles of suits and ties, throw away the glitz of Burberry Prada, throw away the punishment of mobile phones and computers, comb a dirty braid, wear a coat, take an organ, carry an iron bowl, and go to subways or parks and squares where Europeans come and go, for the sake of these bustling crowds.
-hannibal lecter
Serious and serious
As an architect, the number of projects has decreased by four-fifths, but every project is detailed, from scheme to detailed structure to construction. Wang Zhi
Be a great TCM doctor.
Family boxing, acupuncture, massage, soup and medicine are all very powerful. All you have to do is take a look and ask, and you can get rid of the disease and make your hands glow with youth.
Open a small clinic, the consultation fee is very cheap, open from Sunday to Wednesday, free consultation on Thursday and rest on Friday and Saturday.
Saving lives and regaining health must be a very pleasant thing.
-Murong Yujing
Police on patrol.
Then know everyone in the jurisdiction and help the old lady cross the road every day; Chatting with roadside vendors; Anyone who has anything can ask me for help; Everyone in my jurisdiction is beautiful and kind; There has never been theft, robbery, rape, gambling or whoring, and everyone is very friendly.
You'd better choose your own motorcycle and buy it yourself. Take Ducati's Monster 82 1. -Paper Man
In a general resume, work experience and hobbies are divided into two columns.
If it is as stated in the question, then there is no job column, and everyone can be classified as interest.
Then my interest will be to experience all kinds of different jobs, do more if I do well, and give up if I don't do well; Work longer if it's interesting, and abandon it immediately if it's boring.
So, you never know what you will become. Because there are so many things that have not been tried.
Sun Zhichao
High school teacher.
I have always felt that high school is the most balanced stage of curiosity and maturity. At this stage, I have certain independent thinking ability and a lot of possibilities and potentials. A good senior high school teacher will change a student's fate to a great extent, not only the score of the college entrance examination, but also his interest in the subject, his enthusiasm for learning and his attitude towards life. At the same time, living among young students every day is likely to make your mind much younger.
Probably nothing makes me more gratified than seeing my students nominated for the gold medal list. I am afraid that apart from the superhero in the movie, the teacher is the closest to the job described.
-Gao Tian
Pure YY type
Most people want to be a bad king. ...
Get many women to play games with the palace every day; Go to the mountains to shoot rabbits every three to five times.
Every day, I find many poets to write sour poems and sign my name; I am a cabinet college student every day, and I will ask for leave if I write wrong words in the future.
No lawsuit, no lawsuit. You can't hit me yet, huh? -Qin Yue
Brothel owner, the legal kind.
——scottewanckingham
Mountain thief, working hours are casual and full of passion. Retire to Baoshan, enter to compete for the world, and divide the girls regularly.
-He Xian
Nobody said anything about maoshan taoist?
-Wang Haoyu
In summer, there is a mala Tang stall at the entrance of the university town, and the table for choosing vegetables is low and big.
Every time a girl who has just taken a shower and smells good comes to me in a loose T-shirt, when she leans over to choose vegetables, I secretly put the meat away from her.
And I looked at her from the opposite side, and my face shone with wisdom. -Zhao Siji
Open a small shop in a residential area.
Watch a play every day, eat snacks in the store and collect money. -Broken coconut, yes.
Insertion type
I want to be Gao Songxiao, reading all kinds of cultural books, doing programs, learning music and movies all day, and then fooling you literary youths with poetry and distance. In addition, it is estimated that money has dignity. The only problem is that I can't do this job.
——AreYouKiddingMe
Become the cradle of crosstalk performers ...
Clap your hands if you are happy, and eat melon seeds if you are unhappy ... anyway, you don't have to spend money to buy tickets. ...
Thief or beggar
Nothing, I've never experienced it ... I just want to experience it once. I think I'm not the only one with courage and love in this world. ...
Ring the bell at school
A few minutes early when you are happy, and a few seconds late when you are unhappy ... and then watch the children flock out. ...
Restaurant window big rice big Cai's house
You can despise the hungry eyes of the whole school ... I don't want to be an appearance association, all my aunts have been dumped!
Come and lead the square dance.
It is equivalent to mastering the economic lifeline of several nearby communities ... just build a group and become a regional agent in minutes. ...
Contracted fish pond
I was moved by Zhang Hans' expression ... You can force me to be a man in the future. ...
Maixiao wonton
How cured it is to put wonton in the cauldron of stuffing machine, and my head is empty. ...
Sell handmade wood blade.
When I was a child, I carved a sword with a small stick. When I sanded it, my brother and them were all fooled ... Well, can I survive by this craft? ...
massage
The serious kind, because my parents, including me, say that I have strong hands and like to pinch others' shoulders. I think the prospect of polishing is good. ...
Carve a seal
I just like it, and the carving is terrible ... I can carve it every day regardless of my income.
Sell ice cream
Really a childhood dream! Sit on a few boxes of omelets, don't be too awesome! I'm the only one who can't wait to see ice cream when adding ingredients ... so cool!
Practice a what technique?
Satisfy my second grade fantasy and want to see if supernatural phenomena can happen to me in the end.
Sell rice
Because my hometown produces rice, and I will grab it every time I visit the supermarket. If I had a warehouse full of rice, haha, I would roll around in it ~
barber
I spat, looked at the barber who had cut his hair too many times and thought, "This understanding ability and the level of these scissors can make a living." If I learn ... "
Sweeping elder sister with stunts.
Well, it belongs to the pack-and-force series like sweeping monk ... it is estimated that it will take 30 years to brew ... one day I will mediate a dispute on the road or something ~
Selling books
Middle school dreams, tell me a story, and I'll give you a discount according to the story ~
housewife
I think no matter what my income is, I will happily plant flowers, cook, read books and have some strange hobbies at home, so that my husband and children can coax me to play every day ~
Security personnel
It's okay to take a walk in the community. It's good to watch the video when you are tired. I am a night owl ... I have many screaming skills ... and a little wit ~
Write a script
Powerful ... it's not bad to entertain yourself ~
In fact, it's easy for me to satisfy myself now, and I'm not sure that all these can be realized ~
-Anonymous users
Calm and rational type
I have serious thoughts.
But I find that there is no easier job than I do now. ...
Wandering toad
Civil affairs bureau marriage registration office.
-Edison Chen
Spring: volunteers to protect wild giraffes; Summer: Pacific garbage cleaner; Qiu: Captain of Humpback Whale Migration Guard; Winter: Anti-poaching security officer in Daxinganling.
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