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On Valentine's Day 2020, single dog talked exclusively about the anger from single dog.

For single dog, Valentine's Day is an evil influence, and dog food all over the world reminds you that you have no partner;

1. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate the dogma.

4. I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

5, single girls don't worry, maybe the idea in God's heart is: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.

7. My main composition: 2% cute +98% single.

8. After falling in love with you, I changed from carefree single dog to carefree single dog.

10, the kind of girl who thinks at first sight that, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

1 1. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

12, I'm not single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind.

13, show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

14, long-distance love, what is long-distance love? Long-distance love with the object, so far I don't know where ta is.

15, I've been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I found the sow very nice recently.

16, now all high-value people are single, such as me.

17, do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

18, please don't call me single dog, my code name is Lone Wolf.

19, I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of capitalism.

20. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.