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Husband wants to eat peach blossom crisp.

I don't understand why fairies and fairies must be beautiful. If you don't understand, you don't want to understand. The Journey to the West, as a romantic ghost novel, is of course based on immortals and ghosts, and Yang Jie, the general director who filmed The Journey to the West, also recruited beautiful women from all over the country to perform. ...

Now let's see who are the eight banshees in Journey to the West, and three of them almost became Mrs. Tang:

Top, 8 white

Bai was originally a female corpse in which Baihuling became a white bone. She accidentally adopted the aura of heaven and earth, was transformed into human form by the essence of the sun and the moon, and learned the autopsy. Later, I found the Tang Priest and wanted to eat his flesh and live forever. This is the first time that Bai turned into a young woman to deliver meals to her husband, and came to Tang Priest's residence to cheat her husband away.

This young woman is very beautiful. She was born with jade bone hidden in the ice muscle and a crisp shirt collar. Liu Mei accumulated Cui Dai, and his almond eyes shone with silver stars. The moon is very handsome and has an obvious natural character. Body like a swallow and willow, sound like a warbler. Half-life begonia blooms in a cage, and only peony blooms to make it spring. See pig eight quit to move the heart, was killed by the Monkey King a stick.

The white appearance has changed. A man with advanced spells, or a man with the ability to see through falsehood like the Monkey King, was betrayed, so he came last.

TOP, 7 apricot fairy

It is said that the Tang Priest and his party left the country and went to Thorn Ridge before crossing the Little Thunder Temple, but they were not hijacked by a group of tree demons. Among them, four are called solitary straight men, who exploit loopholes, blow clouds and are clean, and even more famous apricot immortals admire Tang Priest; The essence of apricot fairy is apricot tree, and her skills are confusion and poetry.

This apricot fairy appeared: green posture makeup jade, Dan face rouge. The stars are still bright and the moths are still beautiful. Below the lining is a light red skirt with five colors of plums, and above it is a dress lighter than armor. Bow shoes bend phoenix mouth, stockings are beautiful mud. Enchanting and charming as a rooftop girl, no less than the pretty da ji of that year.

Moreover, this apricot fairy is also admired by Tang Priest. She is lonely and straightforward, taking advantage of the loopholes and trying to protect the media to let Tang Priest marry apricot fairy. Unfortunately, when Taoist Tang arrived, these tree monsters were killed by Pig Bajie.

At the top, 60,000 holy princesses

The Journey to the West, abandoned the little white dragon, changed his name to nine head worm Xu, and called him hydra Xu. The original book does not directly describe Wansheng Princess's appearance, but indirectly describes his "enchanting beauty" and "incomparable beauty, with twenty talents" through the mouth of the little demon.

But this Wansheng Princess and nine head worm are really thieves. First, they stole the pagoda cultural relics dedicated to Guoguangjin Temple, and then they stole the Queen Mother's Nine Karen Yeh. In the end, Wang Wansheng and Wansheng Princess were wiped out by the Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, and nine head worm fled after being defeated by Yang Jian.

Although Wansheng Princess doesn't have much description of his appearance, why can he be above Xingxian and others? If nothing else, just think about the title of "Dragon Knight". Who would be interested in a tree and a pile of bones in front of him?

Top, 5 spider essence

On a sunny day, the Tang Priest and his disciples stopped all the way, and this Tang Priest was injured at leisure, so he had to go to Hua Zhai and experience grassroots life by himself. As a result, this trip fell into the demon cave. It turns out that the Tang Priest is not going out, but the cave of the Seven Spiders. Tangseng meat is delivered to the door voluntarily. ...

There are many descriptions about the beauty of these seven spider spirits, so I won't elaborate on them one by one. I'll mainly talk about what the Monkey King saw later: it's better than Yuxiang, and it's more real like Huayu. Willow eyebrows are far away, sandalwood mouth is broken. The hairpin is stuck on the head, and the golden lotus is flashing crimson skirt. However, just as Chang 'e approaches the lower bound, the fairy falls into the dust.

There is still a paragraph that can't be described. If you are interested, you can read this chapter by yourself. They are all like Chang 'e coming to the lower world, and the fairy dust is only the fifth. What are the first four?

Top, 4 golden nose white hair mouse essence

Three hundred years ago, the golden nose and white hair mousetrap stole scented candles in Lingshan and changed its name to semi-Guanyin. Later, Li Tianwang and his son Nezha caught him and spared his life, so they worshipped Li Tianwang as their father and Nezha as their brother. After the lower bound, it was renamed Mrs. Diyong. First, she became a victim in the black pine forest, in order to catch the Tang Priest, adopt him as a mandarin duck, and achieve Taiyi Jin Xian.

This mousetrap is also beautiful: her hair is like a crow in a bun, and she is wearing a green velvet flowered dress. A pair of golden lotus just half folded, fingers like bamboo shoots. Tuantuan powder is like a silver basin, and its lips are as smooth as cherries. It's really beautiful. Chang 'e enjoys the bright moon. The true monk and the devil have a bitter battle with Jiaowa, and the devil has a graceful and restrained. The faint green eyebrows are divided into willow leaves, and Yingying Dan's face is lined with peach blossoms. Embroidered shoes show a pair of hooked phoenixes, and the clouds are high and the crows are on the temples. Smile and join hands with the teacher, and the fragrant blue musk deer is full of robes.

Tang Priest almost lost Yuanyang. Fortunately, the reinforcements of Monkey King had already moved here, and the mousetrap was later taken away by her michel platini Excavate.

Above, three jade-faced foxes.

Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain. Long live the fox king. He died, leaving a daughter named Princess Jade. The princess has millions of furniture, no one cares, and going to Niuwangmo is also miraculous. She is willing to accompany the furniture and adopt a son-in-law as her husband. This jade-faced fox is really rich and beautiful, and it also keeps Niu Wangmo.

This jade-faced fox has a good skin: Jiao Jiao is the national color, and the lotus flower moves slowly. If she looks like Qiang, she is like a Chu woman. Explained like a flower, like jade, it gives birth to fragrance. Blue Jay is piled on the high bun, and his eyes are immersed in green autumn water. Hunan skirt is half exposed, bow shoes are small, sleeves are slightly comfortable and wrists are long. You said dusk rain to clouds? It is really red lips and white teeth. The slick beauty show in Jinjiang is better than that in Wen Jun and Xue Tao.

Wen Jun should refer to Zhuo Wenjun, one of the four talented women in ancient China and one of the four talented women in Sichuan. This Xue Tao refers to the four great poetesses in the Tang Dynasty, and is also called the four great talented women in Sichuan with Zhuo Wenjun, Mrs. Hua Rui and Huang Li. This shows that the Jade-faced Fox is not only beautiful, but also quite literary. Compared with the iron fan princess who likes to dance with knives and guns, Niu Wangmo naturally likes to be with the jade-faced fox.

Top, 2 scorpion essences.

Scorpion essence is definitely one of the most powerful demon kings that Tang Priest and his party met on their way to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. She has been practicing for many years and has high martial arts. She used a three-strand steel fork, with fire in her nose and smoke in her mouth. She has great magic and infinite power. She has been listening to the Buddha's lecture in Leiyin Temple. When the Tathagata pushed her, she turned around and stabbed the Tathagata. The Tathagata was very painful.

In the original work, scorpion essence can be described as beautiful as flowers and jade, and it can be called "sex maniac", and its appearance will be extremely beautiful. Therefore, even the Tang Priest "thinks highly of her", and even the Monkey King is worried that Tang Priest will "confuse the audience" after witnessing the beauty of scorpion essence. Tang priest, who has never been close to a woman, was finally tempted by the beautiful appearance of scorpion essence and kept himself healthy by biting his nails and iron.

Wu Cheng'en described the beauty of scorpion essence with: splendid beauty, golden bead beauty, gentle fragrance and soft jade, and greasy skin. In order to make these words more three-dimensional, the author described the handsome Tang priest as "rough-skinned" while setting off the scorpion essence as "fragrant and greasy". As we all know, Tang's monk is a handsome man with delicate skin, but with the beautiful appearance of scorpion essence, Tang's monk has become rough, so scorpion essence is really beautiful.

Top, 1 white-faced fox

The white-faced fox appeared in the kingdom of monks; When she first appeared, she was sixteen. The woman described her as charming and delicate, and looked like Guanyin. Your majesty loves her beauty, and her good luck shines high in the palace, and she is named the beauty queen. Your majesty is greedy day and night, and now he is mentally exhausted, physically exhausted and eats less, and he will not be able to do it for a while.

In order to treat the king, the drug primer is very powerful: it takes111child's heart to boil soup and take medicine. This is a cruel thing. If the king doesn't agree, does the monarch have the right to carry out this cruel order aboveboard?

Later, the white-faced fox was killed by the Monkey King with a stick, but the culprit Bailuyuan was taken away by the birthday girl, because Bailuyuan was the mount of the birthday girl; They all look like Guanyin, so I won't say much about how beautiful they are.

However, it is no wonder that so many goblins are fascinated by Tang Priest. This Tang Priest is really born with a good skin: rich and magnificent, distinguished. Teeth are as white as silver, lips are red and mouth is square. The ceiling is wide, the sky is full, the eyes are beautiful and the eyebrows are clear. A real jester has two ears and a wheel, a good suit and a talented person. What a handsome young man, worthy of my wife in Xiliang.

Of the Eight Monsters with peerless beauty, I'm afraid only Xingxian really moved the heart of the world of mortals to Tang Priest. The golden nose and white hair mousetrap wants to eat the Tang priest after taking the essence of Tang priest, but the scorpion essence has an unknown motive, perhaps it really wants to find a companion, or it is similar to the golden nose and white hair mousetrap.

However, from the perspective of TV series, first of all, of course, the king of Xiliang's daughter country is the most beautiful. This should be indisputable, and Chang' e is slightly inferior; Even sleeping is so beautiful, there is nothing to say. ...