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On Classical Poetry

1. Seven Ways to Describe Classical Poetry-Praise of Liangshan Heroes

He lived in thousands of families in Dongxia, and his family was in charge of village administration.

Liu Tang passed on stealing money, and Wu Yong tried to set a hook.

Leave home and kill the scholar in a hurry.

Once the head is empty, the dream of the great king is forgotten. There are always barren mounds in Shui Bo.

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Set off a trend of thought to take Chen Dagang, which angered Tokyo and did not dare to panic.

Go to Xixi Village to hide a fortune, and push away the water village to hide a thousand guns.

Accept loyalty and seek hegemony, take honor and sweep away the big country.

Alas, Gong Chao had no property, so Wang Lun asked Saburo later.

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I live in Dongxi Village, Yuncheng, and I am famous for my generosity and wealth.

King Tota dominates the village square, and the seven stars gather together to grab the life.

Wang Lun, the owner of Liangshan Castle, pays more for drinking water.

Unfortunately, the hero didn't last long. He once died in the market.

2. I have read thousands of books about Wu Yong's poems, and I have been clever and ingenious all my life. Hidden in the chest are soldiers, and hidden in the abdomen are soldiers. Strategy dares to bully Zhuge Liang, but Chen Ping is no match for talent. One or two moves were stunned by ghosts and gods.

Wu Yong, a hundred-word pedant, is Mr. Jia Liang. Smart life, read thousands of books. Make two copper chains. Wu Yong gave advice to Classical, outwitted the outline of birth, charmed Yang Zhi, a blue-faced beast, and stole 100,000 gold, silver and jewels that were given to Taishicai for his birthday in the book of the famous Beijing school. Song Jiang was caught reading anti-poetry in Xunyang Building, and was taken to the execution ground with Dai Zhong. When he was about to cut, Wu used a trick to rob the giving court and saved Song Jiang and Dai Naizong. Sung river hit Zhujiazhuang twice and failed; When attacking Zhujiazhuang for the third time, Wu conquered Zhujiazhuang with the strategy of interlocking his palms. When Wu Yong broke the serial horse, he sent a thief to trick Xu Ning into Liangshan. When Song Jiang was in trouble in Huazhou, Wu Yong made suggestions and borrowed Su Taiwei's golden bell to hang it, and rescued Jiu Wenlong Shi Jin and Hua Monk Lu. Throughout his life, he has repeatedly made strange plans and made meritorious military deeds. Zhao An was appointed as Wu Shengjun's special envoy. After Song Jiang and Li Kui jy were killed, Wu Yong hanged himself in front of Song Jiang's grave with Hua Rongdao and was buried with Song Jiang.

3. Song Jiang privately put classical poems in Xunyang Building, each with 100 words. During the reign of Huizong in the Northern Song Dynasty, the owner of Yuncheng divided the spoils and robbed Cai Jing of his birthday. As local officials, Song Jiang and Zhu Tong, a famous arresting officer, privately disclosed a group of ancient poems to Shi Jiecun. After that, the imperial court sent troops to encircle and encircle many times, all of which ended in failure, causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in direct economic losses to the country and countless other losses.

Sung River killed Yan Poxi, the concubine who disowned Liangshan, and was arrested a few years later and taken to Jiangzhou. In Jiangzhou Prison, I met Li Kui jy of Dai Zong. He had something to do all day, so he went to the restaurant to have a drink to relieve boredom. Xunyang Building built graffiti walls to attract customers. When Song Jiang went upstairs, he wrote a poem for himself when he saw others writing it themselves. Unfortunately, the last two sentences are taboo. Huang Wenbing accidentally saw it and reported it to Song Jiang. (It's just that the stars in the sky meet each other, and all heroes pee in Jiangzhou ... This sentence is free. ) Later, Dai Li and others contacted Liangshan and finally rescued Song Jiang from Liangshan.

4. The sentence about shaking the cover in the Water Margin ● In the fifteenth time, Wu pedant said that Sanruan collided with Gongsun Sheng and so on.

Wu Yong introduced SanRuan to Danggai and Liu Tang. I traveled 120 miles overnight and came to Shi Jiecun on the edge of water margin.

Ruan's three brothers are full of gratitude to the government; However, people who are good at water margin are envious. Wu Yong took advantage of the trend and said that he would turn three.

Six Xia made an oath in Huangjiazhuang; Gongsun Sheng insisted on meeting Danggai and told Danggai about taking ill-gotten gains.

Back to the 16th Yang Zhi escorted the gold and silver bear Wu Yongzhi's birthday class.

Seven stars get together and settle in Bai Sheng, a happy village in the east of Huangnigang.

Liang Zhongshu asked Yang Zhi to give them the treasure, but Yang Zhi didn't make a big splash, but pretended to be a businessman. And always listen to him, and don't be awkward on the road. A group of fifteen people left Beijing and took the road to Tokyo.

It was May and June. It was too hot to travel, and the army fell to the ground. The Seven Chivalrous Man pretended to be a small broker selling dates, and Bai Sheng pretended to be a wine seller. Eight people made plans and poured all the soldiers with Mongolian medicine, and they were always responsible for it.

Yang Zhi drank less and got up early, so he wanted to jump down the mountain and commit suicide.

In the seventeenth time, the monk who spent his time alone in Erlong Mountain got Yang Zhi, a green beast with a treasure, and couldn't bear to commit suicide and went down the mountain. The system made it lose the flower stone class and the ruling class, so it had to vote for Erlong Mountain to become an outlaw. Lu Da killed Zheng Long and became an outlaw in Erlong Mountain. Guandu and Xiang Qin sent back to Beijing to falsely report that Yang Zhi colluded with thieves and stole jewels. Liang Zhongshu informed Cai Jing. Cai Jing ordered the prefect to catch the thief. The magistrate ordered the arrest of He Tao and arrested the thief in Beijing for 10 days. He Tao was worried about this, and his brother He Qing told him about the party reform and Bai Sheng.

Sorry, that's all I know.

5. Describe Song Jiang's poem 1

Dedicated to wealth and timely rain,

Filial piety is well known all over the world.

Tang Yingtian Kui called Baoyi,

Send a letter to your knowledge.

(2)

Private classical friendship,

Helpless anger to kill Yan Poxi.

Qingfeng Village is full of talents,

Express your ambition on Xunyang Building.

(3)

Three dozen blessings to family and friends,

The night attack once took revenge.

Gather a hundred bachelors and eight generals,

Liangshan took the lead in punishing corrupt officials.

(4)

Two victories in Tongguan frightened the enemy,

Three defeats to Gao Qiu, shocking the world, rape cold current.

Divided the money to buy the market is popular.

In order to break the Liao Dynasty, the loyal liver was replaced.

(5)

There are many disasters in the fierce battle.

Break the brothers Wang Qing.

Fang La will be expropriated by the enemy at the expense of sacrifice,

People who have made contributions through the ages have compassion.