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Stupidity is the best excuse: I'm stupid, I don't know anything else, I'm just trying. Later, I found that I got as much as a wise man. What do you mean, Ji?
1, thief, people are too weak, it doesn't matter. According to legend, people believe in such occasions.
2, and one guard, ten thousand people can't force: one is closed, 1000 personal attacks, not open. Describe the dangerous terrain, easy to defend but difficult to attack.
3, eye mask, but not damaged by Mount Tai, shielding. Metaphor is that tiny things are blinded, so what you see is pictures, mainstream and essential things.
4, happy, they are afraid because. So happy, on the one hand, so scared.
One Buddha was born, and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, which described a very difficult battle.
In ancient times, cars drove four horses or horse-drawn carts. In short, the four carriages caught up. The following table means that we should calculate.
7, a wave of unrest, another wave of unrest, another wave. The original metaphor is the ups and downs of poetry. Later, it was also used to instruct people to have a headache, but the problem was not solved, and new troubles appeared.
8, a major negligence, lost the game: it turned out that the key step of chess was at the wrong time, which made the world lose. Making a decision on the overall problem of metaphor, a little carelessness and improper handling will lead to the overall failure.
In the case of 9 10, in the case of 10, there are always many people supervising the description of the meaning of a person's words and deeds. If there are, there are mistakes that cannot be hidden.
10, 10-year-old trees, 100-year-old people: trees, cultivation. Talent cultivation is a long-term plan, and it is not easy to cultivate talents.
1 1, the Eight Immortals crossed the ocean and showed their magical powers: magical powers: the ability of all kinds of wonderful and unpredictable metaphor skills. For example, in collective life, everyone has his own way or ability to accomplish a common cause.
12, man is a knife, I am a fish: knife: meat cleaver, chopping board. A tool of compassion. It is a metaphor that others hold the power of life and death and trample on their own state.
13, people without faith don't know if they can trust: credit. You can line up. If you don't trust people, I really don't know what to do. People without trust are not enough.
14, going the wrong way: saints or saints always refer to people with outstanding wisdom and talent, what and who. Ordinary people, not saints or saints, who is not wrong?
15, ce, 36 yuan: originally refers to the enemy facing, escape is the best solution. Now it refers to the situation of getting out of trouble.
16, three days of fishing and two days of drying nets: metaphor learning is often interrupted and cannot last.
17, everything is ready except the east wind: figuratively speaking, everything is ready, which is the last important condition he issued.
18, there is no way to go to heaven and nowhere to go: describe the embarrassing situation of despair.
June 19, no landing in vain: no landing describes two.
20. Starting with a single step: a journey of a thousand miles, a trip to Wan Li. Metaphor things from small to large gradually accumulated success.
2 1, a horse, collapsed in an ant nest: collapsed: convex. The flood broke through the ant hole of the dam: the ant hole. Thousands of miles of sand beach, the cave of small ants. Metaphor is trivial or trivial, which will lead to disaster or serious losses.
22. Don't do to others what you don't want: Don't do to others what you don't want.
23. Skynet is long, but it is not leaking. Skynet: Skynet refers to justice of punitive nature, that is, broad-minded. Heaven is fair, evil is rewarded with evil, and it looks very sparse. But it won't let a bad man go. Then the bad guys were finally punished.
24, passive water, rootless wood: a tree without water and roots. Metaphor is based on something deeply rooted.
25. nothing ventured, nothing gained How can you catch a tiger when you are in the den? This metaphor does not take the risk of not experiencing the most difficult and painful practice, nor can it achieve remarkable achievements.
26. You can't increase your knowledge without practice, and you can't increase your knowledge without experiencing it. Generally, it is an occasion to learn from failure after use.
27, blocking the flow, nothing more than: blocking, no running water, no action.
28. Great-grandfather bait: a willing trap.
29, less than before, more than others: Jane's idea of being content with the status quo, not working, and working hard.
30. Every day is like the sun and the moon in the sky, like a river that flows through the earth forever.
3 1, different people have different opinions, and the wise have different opinions: the same question is said by the benevolent, which is benevolence, while the wise see it as wisdom. Different people have different views on metaphor.
32, halo, but wind, infrastructure operation rain: halo: halo around the sun and the moon; Basis: According to the pillar of the wharf. The necessary windy cornerstone of the moon is wet and surrounded by a halo. It will rain. Metaphor is a sign before an accident or event happens.
33, the way of civil and military, one loose and one loose: metaphor life is tense, work and rest are combined, appropriately adjusted, and rhythmic.
34. How to destroy snakes for cockroaches: poisonous snakes: snakes; Destruction: destruction; How to: do what. The snake is not dead. What if it turns into a snake? The original metaphor is to destroy the fledgling enemy. Refers to the enemy of the latter to get rid of it in time.
35. Drive into deep nerves to drive sparrows: Yuan: Deep-water fish in circuitous and dense forests. Fish rushed to the deep pool and birds rushed to the Woods, which was originally used to describe the tyranny of reactionary rulers. As a result, people who defected to other countries. Sometimes this is an isolationist theory. Someone quickly hit each other.
36, short feet, feet longer than inches, long things are short-lived; Inches are shorter than feet, but shorter is longer. All metaphors have their own strengths and weaknesses, and each has its own merits.
37, the spear of the child, the shield of the attack: metaphor to refute each other with each other's arguments.
38, with its faint, make people understand:: him. Poisoning is dark, vague and chaotic; So: I see. With his vague understanding, people understand. Now it refers to those who ordered him to know about the accident without his own knowledge.
39. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth: stare at the answer and bite back. Metaphor is how the other side fights back.
40, can only feel, but can not explain: "Only the experience of trying to figure out, the words can not be expressed clearly, widely read."
4 1, Four-body Journey: Four-body: Four limbs. Qin Gang said: Labor. You can't eat without taking part in labor. Describe the working people.
42. The poor who are the least conscientious come from poor families. Happy people are lazy.
43. Being ignored, but benefiting: East corner: The place where the sun rises in Sang Yu refers to the afterglow of sunset. Sang Yu: The sky is falling. This metaphor means failure here, victory there and harvest there.
44. Measures to treat headache and foot pain: Metaphorically, things cannot be fundamentally solved or there is a lack of comprehensive plans. In order to facilitate discussion, one's hands are full.
45. And stick to your position: It is better to die than to die. This metaphor is better to sacrifice for justice than to die.
I'd rather be a chicken than do nothing. I like small cleanliness, not big stink. Old metaphor, and the situation in small places is independent, unwilling, and will pity.
47, the skin does not exist, the hair must be attached: Yan: where. Where does the skin, hair and hair grow? On the basis of metaphor, you can build things that don't exist.
48. When a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts: metaphor is harmful and everyone hates it.
49. If there is, then change it. If yes, sleep: Address: "Yes". According to the opinions and criticisms of the above-mentioned people, check for yourself. Find faults, correct shortcomings and mistakes and encourage yourself.
50. Every successful future: It is a metaphor that Buddhism and Taoism have cultivated to a very high level. Later, it refers to encouraging people not to be satisfied with what they have achieved, but to continue to work hard and make continuous progress.
5 1, the ideological struggle of letting a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend: vigorous development: free development of different forms and styles of figurative art; Hundred: refers to various academic factions; Naruto: Metaphorically expressing one's point of view. A hundred schools of thought contend, which originally refers to various political and academic debates in China during the Warring States Period, such as Confucianism, Taoism, France, vertical and horizontal, agriculture, miscellaneous, yin and yang, name (soldiers, novels). Here is a metaphor, the freedom of different schools to debate ideas scientifically.
52. Centipede, dead but not stiff: Centipede: Ma Lu, even when cutting and squirming. Hard work. The metaphor used is that after a person dies, his strength or influence still exists.
53, success is also Xiao He, failure is also Xiao He: metaphor success or good or bad things are the same person.
54. Be satisfied with failure rather than success: not only do things badly, but they often screw them up. It also refers to malicious behavior.
55. Like father, like son, the authorities: chess, bystanders: watching chess. Metaphorically, both sides often look at problems because of too much consideration of interests, while confused onlookers see them calmly, objectively and clearly.
56, dubbing: the sound is similar, and the smell of the other party should converge. Metaphor like-minded people naturally together.
It's hard to celebrate my father's 57th birthday. Difficult road: Qing father: In the Spring and Autumn Period, Lu Zhuanggong's younger brother caused civil strife in the country and killed two monarchs many times. The culprit of civil strife, a restless country.
58. If you see him, if you hear his voice: people who want to hear his voice and want to see him. The figurative characters are vivid.
59. Clever operation, single-minded, and clever blind mental thinking are good. It also refers to the commander's victory or defeat in the war, which has a great relationship with the actual situation and is flexible in command.
60, invincible, invincible: g: captive. Siege, without high attack, can't win. Victory.
6 1, it is bad and good, not bad and not good. Be alert when you are nervous and sick.
62. The enemy will block, and the water will cover up: Metaphor means that no matter what the plan means, there are ways to deal with it. Metaphor also takes appropriate measures according to the specific situation.
63. Close to Zhu Zhechi, close to Mohism: Metaphorically, close to good people can do well, and close to bad people can do worse. It means a great impact on the environment.
64. Is there a word, a line and a distance? Word, literary talent. All right, it's over. Words have no literary talent and spread to quite far places.
65, the speaker does not plead guilty, fate warning: Suggestions, as long as honest, even if it is incorrect, it is innocent, listen to their opinions, even if there is no wrong criticism enough to lead to a warning.
66. The speaker is earnest and the listener Vivi: tirelessly teaches and earnestly says: Look, Xin Wei: Look elsewhere. It doesn't seem to mind giving lectures and listening to people's ideas.
67. A gentleman says, a swift horse holding hands is simple, and you can never go back.
68. shine on you is better than blue, and indigo is extracted deeper than indigo. For example, students are better than teachers, or future generations are better than their predecessors.
69. inexhaustible. The description is very rich.
70, doing nothing, watching: that thing has nothing to do with yourself, it hangs aside.
7 1, if it weren't for my race, its heart would be different: people in the same family must be the same, and we don't like it (that is, our hearts are different). Originally refers to the jealousy of foreigners. This accused intolerance of sectarian activities.
72. Baker and the telephone, that is, the summons to cure, came and went. Refers to the rule of slavery in the old society, any phone call.
73. If you know everything, you can say everything. As long as you know what you haven't said, you say you have no reservations.
G, in addition to the golden jade, the failure lies in it: it looks like a golden jade, but it actually breaks cotton wool. This metaphor is the deep appearance of skin, good and bad people or things.
75. Lay down your arms and do chivalrous deeds: After the original Buddha persuaded Gaiwu Cong Mountain, he was determined to repent as a wicked man, stop doing evil and become a good man.
76. Turn a blind eye, but don't listen: Open your eyes and you can't see anything. Although it's hard to hear clearly, you can't hear anything. Didn't notice or didn't notice.
77. The hidden peace is meant to be fair: figurative words or actions pretend as if nothing has happened on the surface, but in fact they want to take this opportunity to hurt people.
78. The city gate caught fire, which affected the fish in the pool: On the fire gate, people drew water from the moat to put out the fire. The water dried up and the fish died. Metaphor has no reason to be adversely affected, or innocent people are hurt.
79, disgusting face, tasteless language: ugly or mean people hate to see, the language is dry and tasteless.
80. continuity is meaningful: it is: according to. On the basis of parameters, it is reasonable.
8 1, a single spark can start a prairie fire; A single spark can start a prairie fire. Later, it was compared to a vibrant little thing with a very broad development prospect. The revolutionary power or novelty of metaphor is small at first, but it is still in the primary stage, but it has strong vitality and broad development prospects.
82. Eat while watching food, and tailor it to suit your needs: a metaphor for dealing with problems and things according to specific circumstances.
83. As you sow, you reap what you sow: Metaphorically, you will reap what you do.
84. It is heavier than Mount Tai, and some are lighter than a feather: when human beings die, some deaths are more significant than Mount Tai, and some deaths are slightly more than a feather.
85, heavy feet high, sideways: feet together, dare not move, squint, dare not face. To describe the appearance of fear.
86. If you follow the wind, your opponent will die, and he will exist. Otherwise, others will die.
87. Never get tired of eating essence, never get tired of eating essence, and pour rice seriously; Chopped fish and meat. Aversion is satisfied by eating. Describe a very special diet.
If you want to have it, you must take it first; if you want to have it, you must give it up first.
89. Emperors and generals, talented people and beautiful women: feudal emperors and their civil servants and military commanders, the ruling class, and young masters.
90, a mile short, a thousand miles wide: it was wrong at first, but it turned out to be a big mistake.
9 1, plant trees before, and enjoy the cool afterwards: a metaphor for the interests of former human descendants.
92. Guide the future: Remember the past experience and lessons, which can be used as a reference for the future.
93. Looking back, there was no bar at all, and two fights collapsed: the fantasy of fighting and falling down is like killing two birds with one stone, and both ends failed to reach the shore.
94. When I frowned, I thought: Describe what people suddenly found. Explain the process of judging and reasoning by using concepts in your mind.
95, peaches and plums make their own roads, and peaches and plums meet the wrong people and trees. Metaphorically, people just need sincere and faithful film production.
96. Hills and gullies in high banks and deep valleys: Metaphor life has been changed. Under certain conditions, there is now another metaphor opposite.
97, the Boxer Rebellion, this song appeared: It means that you often study hard and practice hard to be proficient in your work.
98. Listen to others, listen to the real situation of things you know nothing about, and listen to opinions from all sides. You can listen to something that is very confusing on the one hand.
99, water does not rot, own door: rotten water does not flow, and the door shaft that rotates frequently does not have insects. It is a metaphor that things that exercise regularly are not easy to be eroded by foreign bodies, which can be prolonged and not bad.
100, the reputation is hard to live: the reputation of a great man is completely in line with his actual efforts and his reputation. It is usually used to remind people that they must clearly understand and often think of their weaknesses, shortcomings and mistakes.
10 1, upholding justice can be widely supported, and violating justice must be isolated, which is unfair.
102, give the dog a bad name and hang him to talk, which means an excuse. Others took the whimsical framework.
103, the fallen flower is intentional and heartless: a metaphor for one party being intentional and heartless. (especially old relationships. )
104, smart people must lose money: many people think smart people are always wrong.
105, saying goodbye to one night's in-laws: the inheritance has lost something. Things are missing, there is no one on the road, it is all gathering, and no one steals it near night.
106: The demon is one foot high and the demon is ten feet high. Moro's good deeds of eliminating evil are sometimes called, which hinder psychological troubles, doubts and compulsive activities, which is also called "maze" practice. It is a metaphor to remind people to be alert to the temptation of the outside world, which has achieved certain results.
107, weeds grow hemp, which is not conducive to the chaos of the growth of self-straight grass in the field, rather than helping it, and naturally grows linearly. Metaphor in a person's life, bad people can also be good people.
108, a fool nods and gets it: the gain of a fool's repeated consideration. Little polite words used later.
109, draw a sword to help when the road is rough: describe bravery and actively assist bullying.
1 10 action, find the deep direction to success: success, fiat, do it. Secretly detect the direction in an attempt to achieve reactionary goals. /& gt; 1 1 1, quiet as a virgin, like a rabbit: described as an old lady's daughter who is dignified, cautious, calm, once agile and escaped.
1 12, training, training the male, the bird seeks its friendly voice, training and calling, this is its voice or looking for friends. Metaphor needs emotionally like-minded friends.
1 13, the reaction of the suspect's behavior to the suspect: depression will not succeed without action. Indecisive things have no effect.
1 14, avoid its qi and attack its abstinence. Lazy, lazy, tired. Be one, to avoid the enemy's spirit coming here first, and being ruthlessly hit by the enemy's fatigue when retreating.
1 15, Cangshan, has passed his own way, and he is a like-minded and independent person. Book in the mountains, keep like-minded people.
1 16, spared no effort in the days of death: they made unremitting efforts to contribute to their own death. Bow and bend carefully. & ltBR/ 1 17, mantis catches cicada, yellowbird is behind: mantis catches cicada, but it doesn't know that yellowbird is waiting for its prey. Metaphor is shortsightedness and conspiracy to bend and invade others, but I don't know who counts.
1 18, when the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman gains: metaphor: if the two sides are at loggerheads, one side loses and the third side gains.
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