Space for comments, funny sentences, space for funny sentences.

Hello, I finally reached you. I am Taobao customer service. We have repaired the inflatable doll you sent back for you. Next time, please be gentle. After all, it's not made of steel. When you sent it back, all the staff present cried! You said you could forget the front and not let go of the back. After all, some people have those special hobbies, and their mouths are deformed. Well, I admit that the mouth is normal. The key is nostrils and ear holes. How did you get in? And the last one is the navel of Nima. MengMeng is a special talent. You're still in the mood to say.

I'm in my hometown, no internet, no WIFI. In order to compliment you, I walked dozens of kilometers to the town, and my feet were covered with blisters the size of beans, and my shoes were sticky. Originally, I wanted to sell dozens of pounds of corn at home and take a bus to the Internet cafe in the town to praise what you said. Unfortunately, the weather is not good, and the harvest is not good this year, so I have to work in the brick kiln in the town and earn enough money. It only costs a penny to move a brick from the brick kiln to the tractor. For the fare of 100, I moved 10 thousand bricks, and ten fingers were stained with blood. In order to save the fare, I didn't stick a band-aid of Yunnan Baiyao to let my blood coagulate naturally. After getting the money to move bricks, I got on the bus from one town to another. When I came to the Internet cafe, I felt it in my pocket. Nima, there is no Internet access fee of three yuan, so I moved 300 bricks less. I have to run around the street, looking at people who drink mineral water. At the moment they threw the mineral water bottle out of their hands, I jumped up like a goalkeeper for fear that the mineral water bottle would be taken away by others. I praised you for another second at night. Do you understand that I am eager to praise your talk? After going through all kinds of hardships, I finally collected 60 precious mineral water bottles, got the waste collection station, and got a net fee of 3 yuan. I finally praised you when I came to the Internet cafe.

Who can give me a classic reply to what others said (old, funny)?

Ding Yao

Must be topped

Have to top

go to all lengths

Add jack

Anyway, push it to the top.

Then use sunflower to top it.

Even in prehistoric times, we should be on top.

I will use Tao Te Ching Ding after reading it.

Confucius personally worshipped you as a teacher.

Qin Shihuang stood on the Epang Palace and pushed hard.

Emperor gaozu sent troops to kill East Rome for you.

Lu Bu abandoned The Story Of Diu Sim and chose to help you.

After Zhang Sanfeng saw it, he used the Nine-style Full Top of Taiji Chuan.

Zuo Lengchan held a meeting of Wulin champions to discuss how to top it.

From then on, Ximen Chuixue learned the strongest trick, the sword god.

The last form of Long Jianfei's Tathagata palm was changed to top ten thousand buddhas.

Lu Xiaofeng no longer cares about his own business, so he will cover for you.

The four famous captors attacked from all sides to see who dared not reach the top.

Top to Yan Luowang, say I make noise, I smoke, see if he continues to top.

Until the volcano erupts and the Pacific tsunami, I will continue to push myself to death.

I want to prevent Yiyang earthquake, landslides, ground fissures and groundwater flooding.

I am also responsible for the heavy losses caused by groundwater eruption.

If you feel interested, you can also come and work together.

If you don't like me, I can't take it anymore.

If anyone dares to stop me, I will be even more desperate.

If people call me stupid, I still have to stand up.

If I step on my foot, I will keep pushing.

I don't care if the ground is sunken. Keep pushing.

If innocence falls, continue to top.

Even if the sky falls, I will bear it.

Even if Tencent goes bankrupt, it is top-notch.

Even if the shoes are rotten, they should be topped.

I try my best to surpass it.

I work hard.

I work hard.

I work hard.

I'll take it again.

Woding

top

Do you have any funny sentences? Say 1. See a temple from a distance and our alma mater from a distance. More than 300 nuns, old people 1 10,000 people.

Next, I'll show you my unique skill. A big stone smashed your chest.

3, playing with love is love, always scolding your mother, and it is almost emotional with your mother.

Your life is short, but my weight is temporary.

5. I wanted to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

6. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head.

7. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine. Yidian market network

8. There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

9. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

10, if it's not amazing, it's ugly!

1 1. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

12, I had a crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

13, because I took one more look at you in the crowd, and then I went blind.

14, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

15, you don't even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.

16, the face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

17, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

18. When I fell asleep, I slept out my ideals and saliva. Yi kexun

19, forcing death is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it's hot!

2 1, it's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

22, this kind of dress, you have to go back to bed for five minutes to buffer your mood. Who can understand?

23. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

24, you don't always day after day, your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

25, base is also an art, let's do this art well together!

25, don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can shake the earth.

27, BBK lighter, where will it not be ordered.

28. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space and died in less than two seconds.

29. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

30. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

Label: the last one in the classic composition: a sentence describing the flight of geese; The poem describing geese flying in groups: the third grade encyclopedia of ancient poems; Encyclopedia of extracurricular ancient poems in grade three.

Space to talk about funny sentences about good friends collecting money. My son is finally going to call him dad.

After waiting for more than a year, my son finally wants to call him dad!

Make me happy!

Then I observed it for a few days and felt a little depressed.

Because my son calls everyone dad. . . .

Man: Sister, let's meet! I just want to invite you to dinner. W: Where can I eat? What grade? What is the price? M: You can order all the hotels in this city as long as your sister orders. Woman: Really? Really? M: I believe my brother has this ability. W: Well, I'm afraid you won't go if you order. M: As long as my sister wants to see my brother, cash it immediately. Say where to go? Woman: Go to your house and let my sister-in-law cook.

What about the latest online classic funny quotations about Daquan's despair and classic jokes?

1. People are floating in the Jianghu. Who can avoid being stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain Qianggu Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional products, all major pharmacies in the town sell them in Yiguang, please look for the anti-counterfeiting logo of black toad when buying, gung, gung. ...

2. Go home to your mother!

Just to the top of the mountain, the wrong way and the right way are only a few steps away.

Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry.

5. Don't steam steamed bread for breath.

6. Laobai: Where's your knife?

Punishment catching head: no knife in hand, but a knife in heart.

Lao Bai: Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in the hand and no knife in the heart.

(Then they opened their arms-rock, paper, scissors! )

Punishment pays attention to the head and loses, * * *: Didn't you say that there is no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart?

Laobai: Yes, I am scissors, not a knife!

7. Beauty is not discounted-my sister is called beauty and my sister is called discount.

8. Ah, my fiery biceps ~ ~!

9. The proprietress is puzzled by Li Dazui's hunger strike. ING: I usually eat when I'm not hungry, but now I'm not hungry if I don't eat for two days? Classic joke

1. People are floating in the Jianghu. Who can avoid being stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain Qianggu Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional products, all major pharmacies in the town sell them in Yiguang, please look for the anti-counterfeiting logo of black toad when buying, gung, gung. ...

2. Go home to your mother!

Just to the top of the mountain, the wrong way and the right way are only a few steps away.

Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry.

5. Don't steam steamed bread for breath.

6. Laobai: Where's your knife?

Punishment catching head: no knife in hand, but a knife in heart.

Lao Bai: Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in the hand and no knife in the heart.

(Then they opened their arms-rock, paper, scissors! )

Punishment pays attention to the head and loses, * * *: Didn't you say that there is no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart?

Laobai: Yes, I am scissors, not a knife!

7. Beauty is not discounted-my sister is called beauty and my sister is called discount.

8. Ah, my fiery biceps ~ ~!

9. The proprietress is puzzled by Li Dazui's hunger strike. ING: I usually eat when I'm not hungry, but now I'm not hungry if I don't eat for two days?

10. Scholar: Xiao Guo, how have you been recently? Say if you have difficulties, and say if you don't have difficulties ~! ~!

1 1. Guo: I can't sing.

Laobai: Nothing. Brother Cui is not here. You can lip-synch ~ ~ ~

12. Tong Xiangyu: If someone makes you feel grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him. If a person moves you, you will be willing to give it to him.

Give it to him yourself.

13. Widow Zhang decided to invite everyone to her house to eat tofu.

14. You look at the clouds for a while and me for a while. When you look at the clouds, you are far away from them.

You are close to me when you look at me.

15. Tigers don't show off their strength. Do you think I'm HOLLO KITTY?

16. Take good care of my seven uncles.

17. You adults don't remember villains, but the prime minister can punt in his stomach, and the moon sets in first frost, and both husband and wife go home.

18. I have served you, respected you, and worshipped you in my heart.

19. Do you think I love money that much?

You are!

I am ashamed

It's good to know shame.

Shame and joy.

20. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and looking at heaven, who are you busy for and who are you working for?

2 1. catching a thief is sometimes as simple as that.

22. I like you ~

23. Superstition means being fascinated before believing, confusing you and making you believe.

Listen, people inside, hand over stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages.

25. Have you ever been to Er Quan in the world? I've heard of it twice. The view next to Diquan is clear. In that Taoist temple, there is a Taoist priest. They like to play erhu beside Er Quan. This song is called Erquan reflecting the moon.

I eat more salt than you do.

That's your mouth.

I have crossed more bridges than you have.

This is what I don't want to move.

27. Beckham: I am the head of the team!

Shopkeeper: It's not good to palm the window!

Beckham: Yes. . . You're the one with the sore.

28. If life is just an accidental encounter, then death is the inevitable killer.

29. What is the fragrance of flowers? Because of me. Why is the grass green, and it's because of me? Why does fart stink? It's because of white ~ ~ ~

30. Part I: Combating domestic violence

Part II: Calling for social love.

Level >>

Ask for space to comment on other people's funny sentences, the longer one! For example: I am speechless ... (Although this comment is only four words, it profoundly expresses that I am in my hometown, without internet and WIFI. In order to praise what you said, I walked dozens of kilometers of mountain roads to the town, and many blisters as big as beans were ground on my feet, and my shoes were stuck. Originally, I wanted to sell dozens of pounds of corn at home and take a bus to the Internet cafe in the town to praise what you said. Unfortunately, the weather is not good, and the harvest is not good this year, so I have to work in the brick kiln in the town and earn enough money. It only costs a penny to move a brick from the brick kiln to the tractor. For the fare of 100, I moved 10 thousand bricks, and ten fingers were stained with blood. In order to save the fare, I didn't stick a band-aid of Yunnan Baiyao to let my blood coagulate naturally. After getting the money to move bricks, I got on the bus from one town to another. When I came to the Internet cafe, I felt it in my pocket. Nima, there is no Internet access fee of three yuan, so I moved 300 bricks less. I have to run around the street, looking at people who drink mineral water. At the moment they threw the mineral water bottle out of their hands, I jumped up like a goalkeeper for fear that the mineral water bottle would be taken away by others. I praised you for another second at night. Do you understand that I am eager to praise your talk? After going through all kinds of hardships, I finally collected 60 precious mineral water bottles, got the waste collection station, and got a net fee of 3 yuan. I finally praised you when I came to the Internet cafe.

Label: the last one in the classic composition: a sentence describing the flight of geese; The poem describing geese flying in groups: the third grade encyclopedia of ancient poems; Encyclopedia of extracurricular ancient poems in grade three.