What did your roommate do to make you laugh?

I think these things about my roommate make me laugh:

1. Our dormitory often boils water quickly. One day, my roommate just turned on the heating when she heard a bang. They tripped and the room was dark. At this time, my roommate made a trembling voice: "Am I blown blind?"

2. A 2B roommate bought a teddy bear doll of 180 cm, and hollowed it out in the doll every morning exercise to prevent the dormitory from being checked. Then one day he was caught. He hid in it as usual that day, and then got up when he heard the door closing. Who knows the headmaster didn't leave? Suddenly he saw a teddy bear wake up and almost scared the headmaster to death. ?

After two hours on the phone 10086, TM finally made an appointment with a handsome guy. . .

4. I watched the animation on the 4G network for several hours, and I have been praising the unprecedented good network of today's dormitory-MDZZ. Every time they call home, they will become ji women in a second and make all kinds of noise in the dormitory. . . 6. Once I took a bath in the public bathroom of the school. Water is hot. After washing, I went back to bed. I casually said, "Really, the water in the bathroom is very hot today ..." My roommate poked his head out of the bed in a panic and was a little excited: "Huh? Really? Who is it? Who "?

7. Today, I overheard my roommate singing next to me: "The sun is shining in the sky, flowers smile at me, and birds say," You got up early when you were sick. . . "?

8. His roommate's fish died. He was very sad. He doesn't like funerals and must be cremated. The more he bakes, the better he tastes. He went out and bought a bottle of beer.

9. The six alarm clocks she set will never wake her, but they can wake others. We are all afraid that she will set the alarm clock. 10. Every time my roommate comes back from the toilet, he will faint and say to us, "His body seems to be hollowed out …"?

1 1. My roommate bought a cactus and asked him why he had this hobby. He said: Just pick your teeth after meals every day. ...

So I think what my roommate did was really cute and funny.