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Reality is very skinny.

First, the promise that you have been with me has finally lost time.

Second, if hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.

Third, always hold each other's hands, you will not leave, I will not give up until the end of my life.

4. There is always someone who will love your small eyes, low nose, imperfect figure, short legs, weight that won't lose, and your shameless personality.

Thank you for being with me all those years. I just want to be with you all my life.

6. Life should be full of expectation, surprise and gratitude.

I have a lover who loves me very much and will never leave me no matter what I do.

Eight, the dream has rusted, why find any reason.

Nine, I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person, but I just touched myself.

In fact, the life I want is very simple. Wake up in the morning and be with him who loves me, loves me, loves me.

Eleven, confession and farewell, a word difference. One is shy and the other is bitter.

I am familiar with all your bad habits and see through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

Thirteen, I don't allow people I care about to leave me for any reason or in any form.

Fourteen, once thought it was not easy to have; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.

Fifteen, no heart, no feelings, no love, no troubles.

Sixteen, people say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.

I like the way you look at me, and I like the frankness of your smile.

18. Stubbornness is ugly, so I choose to go alone.

If you don't go out for a walk, you will think that this is the world.

I want to live in my heart, say good afternoon when I meet you, send you a bunch of flowers, and accompany you to the north and south.

21. Disliking or refusing is simply the cruelest and most boring way to get along in this world.

In those days when I was with you, even the air was sweet.

Twenty-three, the so-called happiness, is to see you laugh, see you cry, see you make trouble.

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

1. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't turn back when you set foot on it. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

2. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

3. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

4. When meeting, the mood is like white clouds; With it, your heart will fly like rain; Miss, my heart is like quicksand. In retrospect, it feels as blue as a quiet night.

5. It's stupid, but it's reverse thinking.

6. above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

7. Life means birth and life.

8. The road is an incurable scar on the earth, so every step of life is a dull pain.

9. If you can let everything go with her, you are a free man in this world.

10. Love is like pi, which is endless.

1 1. The years on the Internet are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless and old. Revolutionary health is the most important. Don't stay up late surfing the Internet.

12. Long life, always getting lost.

13. The beginning and end of some stories are predestined, no matter how many times the process can be changed by the Moonlight Box.

Once youth is pawned, it can never be redeemed.

15. The so-called low-key is a high-profile without showing traces.

16. Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

17. Don't expect everyone to understand you, because turnips and cabbages have their own tastes. If you make a radish, naturally you can't make a green vegetable.

18. Good love will teach us how to treat an imperfect person.

19. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

20. Marriage Trilogy: In the first year, men are talking and women are listening; The next year, women were talking and men were listening. In the third year, men and women talked together and neighbors listened.

2 1. Be patient or cruel.

22. Don't waste new tears for old sadness.

23. The most explicit compliment is to describe "shrew" as "drunken imperial concubine".

24. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

25. In fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

26. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

27. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

28. There is no rehearsal in life, and the live broadcast every day is not only low in ratings, but also low in salary.

29. Summer is not good. I didn't even drink the northwest wind when I was poor.

30. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.

3 1. The so-called romance is to bring back a rose when you buy cabbage for your wife!

32. Money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

33. Happiness is a comparative level. You can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

34. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but the smile.

35. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

36. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

37. Man: Twenty years old, semi-finished product; Thirty years old, is a finished product; Forty years old, it is a boutique; Fifty years old is the best; Sixty years old, is a sample; A souvenir of seventy years old.

38. The inspiration is not Cao Cao, just say it.

39. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she doesn't have a chance to let you modify sick sentences.

40. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches growing from the same root cannot depend on each other in the wind.

4 1. You are not RMB, how can anyone like you?

42. Everyone in the world is an apple bitten by God ... Some people have great defects because God loves her fragrance.

43. If I must lose it, I hope it is sadness! If you must forget, I hope it's trouble!

44. Life is like singing, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

We can't waste time, we can only waste ourselves.

46. Being angry for one minute will not only get no pleasure, but also lose 60 seconds of happiness.

47. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

48. Every heart is not a prison, but just wants to lock up sadness. Let's set them free before we get old.

For a father, the most important way to express love to his children is to love his mother.

50. Please don't start without preparation, and please don't promise without ability.

5 1. If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

The classic talk about men and women is very realistic and skinny.

1, a man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but the man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

2. It is difficult for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, and it will become easier and easier in the future; It's easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it's getting harder and harder later.

3. Do you still love me? When a woman kisses a man for the first time, is touched by a man for the first time, sleeps with a man for the first time, and earns the first money for the first time, she will say hello several times.

It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.

6. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking.

7. When a woman tells you that she hates you, she likes you. When a man tells you that he hates you, he really hates you.

8. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage; Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage.

9. Traditional women are honest before giving birth and begin to dream after giving birth. Modern women have dreams before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.

10, men like to keep accounts when there is no money at home, and women like to keep accounts when there is money at home.

1 1. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

12, women are anxious when men don't make money, and women regret when men make money.

13, the man entrusted his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend became his wife, and the buddy took care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.

14, when a man masturbates, he must not think of his wife, but a woman thinks of her husband.

15, failed men like to compare their wives with others, and successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

16, a man who was fined for illegal parking will have a quarrel with the police, and a woman will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

17, the biggest trouble for men is creditors, and the biggest trouble for women is lovers.

18, the useless things that men like to buy most are laptops, and the useless things that women like to buy most are shoes.

19, men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

20. Men cheat because of impulsiveness, while women cheat because of boredom.

2 1, men have a sense of accomplishment when they have lovers, and women feel guilty when they have lovers.

22. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman on his own initiative, and it is a premeditated event for a woman to kiss a man on her own initiative.

23. Women have the impulse to change husbands before the age of 40, and men have the action of changing wives after the age of 40.

24. Men like to buy books and stack shelves, and then women come to read these books.

25. A man and a woman quarreled and got angry in the car. If a woman drives, she will slam on the brakes; If a person drives a car, he will slam on the accelerator.

26. When a man has money, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house, and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.

27. Men learn English to prove that they are excellent, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer excellent.

28. The poorest men don't bargain when they buy food, and the richest women bargain when they buy food.

29. Behind a successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind a successful woman, there are a lot of men's support.

30. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

3 1, men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest when they are divorced, and the most beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.

32. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

33. No matter how smart a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

34. Women are always afraid of men, and they don't like men as soon as they go to bed; Men usually think that women are coquettish, but they are afraid that women will not be coquettish when they go to bed.

35. The most embarrassing thing for men is that their wives are drunk and pestering friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.

36. When a woman tells a man that I know that I am actually not beautiful, a man must never agree; When a man tells a woman that I am actually a failure, the woman is definitely against it.

37. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

38. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

39. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

40. If a woman's unit sends out 1,000 yuan, she will tell the man that she sent out 1,000 yuan and her friend that she sent out 500 yuan. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

4 1, the man who is the least afraid of his wife in the family dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

42. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

43. When a man faces a group of women, don't discuss the appearance; When a woman faces a group of men, don't discuss wealth.

44. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; Men like to hear women say that another man is a loser.

45. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

46. The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt for the first time.

47. Beautiful women like to praise other women for their beautiful clothes, while rich men like to praise other men for their high income, and the final result is to lead the topic to themselves.

48. Men returning to China should also add a few words of English when speaking Chinese with China people; Returnees speak English with foreigners and have a few words of Chinese.

49. Men get PhDs because of their low IQ, while women get PhDs because of their low EQ.

Super awesome, full of ideals and skinny reality.

The tenderest corner in my heart is you.

I believe that love is a person's business.

If I disappear, who will keep chanting my name in my heart?

Imagine your past, your present and your future through the sunshine.

You are like a dangerous poison, but I am still close.

Everything about you is printed in my eyes.

If I were a fish, I hope I can love you for eight seconds.

Knock three years, knock three years, knock three years.

If I don't care about you, how can I be so sad?

We should love life as ourselves. The more we love it, the clearer it becomes.

Who can remember those faces as clear as light in the youth of time?

We must tell the prosperity of memory with the coldness of years.

April tears, May flow, June clear, July full of memories.

I am her passerby and she is my pedestrian.

I can't let go of your hand, because then we will all get lost.

I stubbornly opened my heart to you, but you left in a joke.

I love you because of your scarcity, but I can't afford to love you because of your scarcity.

I once loved someone vigorously, but I was cold in the end.

Always say goodbye before you begin to understand how strong love is.

I loved, hated, cried, laughed, and finally passed by.

I cherish every word you say I love you.

Your heart has already changed seasons, and I am still standing on the day you made a promise.

You will never find that the tenderest corner in my heart is you.

After so many tests, we finally returned to the original point.

I was left in the corner by you, and you haven't looked at me since.

It is raining in the sky. What should I do if my heart rains?

There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools in this world.

I finally understand that stubbornness is a kind of strength.

No, don't be unwilling to be silent every day.

I dare not use my body to satisfy your desire, because I am afraid that you will lose the impulse to love me!

Stop talking about my brothers in the world. You are not even a friend.

Ideal is full, reality is skinny!

Who really belongs to me? I want to live a stable life. I know it is difficult to do it, but I will.

Can I stop thinking about you when I say goodbye?

When people ask me what's wrong, I pretend to be fine, and then I smile and tell them that I'm fine.

To whom, to whom, to whom, to whom.

Can't love you, can't love yourself, can we meet again?

I am surrounded by loneliness alone.

Maybe I should spend more time with you. I should understand your hesitation.

Hug the person I love on the roof.

The lonely figure is only accompanied by bells, and the cold expression is only covered by wind and frost.

Broken flowers are shaken all over the floor, and you can't hurt the flowers halfway. If autumn wind is true friendship, will it hurt flowers cruelly?

I can't guess your heat and cold.

You can continue to sprinkle some salt to make my wound hurt more.

I was so shameless to keep you, but I still couldn't keep you.

Since we broke up, why not take the memories away?

Don't say you don't care. Give yourself some time to repent.

The law of life and death was born in a narrow living space.

Rely on this dependence and refuse to let go

There is no need to be responsible for everyone's happiness.

Leave me alone.

Have you ever thought about me for even a second?

My heart is with you, as long as you want.

Know my x 1n clearly.

I am most afraid of experiencing a disaster called waste all my life, so two people can grasp it and don't break it.

Are you still with her to kiss you when you wake up instead of me?

I appreciate you being so cruel to me and forcing me to learn to fall.

I love you. I hate you. I'm sorry.

Meeting you in the midsummer sky is the most beautiful accident.

No matter who you hold your hand, as long as she can give you happiness, I am willing to let go.