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You must know this before you become a nurse! (Super dry goods)

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The front desk triage is generally not an old nurse, a pregnant nurse or an external non-nursing professional contract worker.

Nurses, most of them still work in wards.

Nurses and posts

Need to obtain a nurse qualification certificate

After the reform of the new nurse qualification examination, you can take the nurse qualification examination during school.

Therefore, even if I signed a quadruple order with the hospital in the internship stage, I still can't get on the job if I don't pass the exam. (Unless the backstage is tough)

Before learning nursing, no one may know that nurses still have professional titles.

It is divided into five levels: nurse, supervisor nurse, deputy director nurse, director nurse and nurse.

Professional titles are linked to wages and bonuses, but not directly related to positions.

Nurses in technical secondary schools can only take the nursing examination five years after graduation, with three years of junior college and one year of undergraduate course. Take the exam again, depending on whether you have published a paper.

Hospital nurses and their duties

Hospital nurses are also divided into several grades.

Nursing students (intern nurses) Assistant nurses Head nurses (column 1) Head nurses (column 2) Director of nursing department (column 3)

Nurses and Employment Fate

80% of the graduates work in the outpatient department of the hospital, and 90% of the graduates work in the ward, so the following will focus on the work of ward nurses.

Fifteen percent, medical equipment companies, change careers (it seems that there are many kindergarten teachers), professional books.

The remaining five percent, go abroad.

Ward nurses and their work contents

Except icu, the working mode of domestic nurses is generally a boring mode of assembly line.

Nurses are basically divided into several classes every day.

Basic nursing class: responsible for basic nursing, that is, oral care (mouth wiping) and catheter care (alcohol cotton wiping oxygen catheter, wet cotton swab wiping nostrils), twice a day. Of course, it also includes wiping catheters and other catheters. The most annoying thing is to wipe the catheter for male patients. If the blood is worse, be sure to wipe it clean and wipe it repeatedly. The trick is to pull the pipe out a little, and it will shrink back after cleaning. ), perineal care.

Generally, nurses who have just started clinical work start from these.

In addition, pay attention to whether the patient's nails are long, whether the male patient's beard is too long, and whether the hair should be cut.

Treatment class: I just wash salt water in the treatment room. I am responsible for distributing and taking medicine. Actually, this is my favorite. I don't have to touch patients.

However, if you make the wrong medicine ... and find out in time that you are losing money (the most expensive one you have seen in clinic is more than 1000), the head nurse will be informed criticism if she doesn't help you hide it, let alone a bonus or something. If it's discovered afterwards, it's okay to pay informed criticism, write a review and apologize. If something happens, the worst thing is going to jail.

Teachers often say that you can't walk by the river without wet shoes.

It's very important to check three and seven pairs, sometimes even if you check. . . This is really a mistake. If something goes wrong, I can only say that this is fate. (Not only the treatment class, of course, but every nurse in the clinic. )

Responsibility class: Generally, one nurse is in charge of more than a dozen patients, which is called responsibility system. Mainly responsible for injections, morning and evening care (making the bed to see if the ward is clean and tidy, whether there are patients hanging clothes in the room, etc.).

The word "responsibility" is not just talk. If the nursing department comes down to check and finds that the record sheet of which hospital bed is not written well, and which patient can't tell what nursing level he is, and can't tell his medication from the nurse and doctor in charge of him, then the nurse in charge will be in trouble. Some patients are really delirious. Even a normal person may not be able to recite it clearly, right? )

Main class: responsible for reviewing doctor's orders, and sometimes helping with injections and medicine distribution. Nurses have really tried their best, which means they can finally relax, but some nurses may not be able to do it for a few days when they are old.

As a nurse, this is basically the case, and the specific hospital is slightly different.