The slowest speaker

A man who speaks the slowest lives on an uninhabited island. An explorer went exploring and discovered him. The news spread to the city, and many reporters went to interview him many times. They often became impatient and left by boat.

This time, a reporter who was ordered to arrive took him to the city. On the way, he asked calmly: "Who are you...?" The reporter ignored him. When he arrived in the city, someone asked him: "What's your name?" "I... don't... have... a name..." It took him five minutes to say one sentence. The person who asked him left. One night, he had a dream of getting rich and said: "It's so... good...! I... got... rich...!" "Ha... ha!" He talked in his sleep for six minutes. From this, he spoke of great dawn. From then on, people gave him a nickname: King Turtle. Why? Because every word he said made even the turtle climb to the top of the mountain!

The "King Turtle" has no friends since then. However, he always kept saying to himself: "Why...why...would...not...have...any...friends...?" ..." Just like that, he stayed like this. One day, he died and went to hell. King Yama asked him: "What do you want to be in your next life?" "I...want...to be...a...dog...because...because..." He began his long story. "King Turtle" wants to be a gray-brown puppy and a very fierce watchdog. Because it thinks that although the watchdog is very hard, it is much better than talking slowly before.

So, if you see a guard dog that is all gray and brown, be sure to take good care of it!