Tell me three and a half sentences

Tell me three and a half sentences

Let’s talk about “three and a half sentences”. Let’s talk about the origin of the topic first.

A few days ago I wrote an article called "Lerger Poems and Others", and at the end I made up a random limerick poem -

I turned it into a poem without cooking,

Squeezed it in The literary world has become a strange phenomenon,

everyone in the streets says it is good,

it spreads faster than acid poetry.

A friend from the Pleiades made a message to express peace——

The sound of gongs, drums and firecrackers was heard,

A few bachelors were having a wedding,

What to do if you don’t have a wife?

Grab it!

The Pleiadian friend then explained: This is three and a half sentences. It means that there is such a genre besides doggerel.

I laughed and replied three and a half sentences -

Stealing the bride to enter the venue,

Whoever wins will enjoy the beauty,

The groom got the big cap,

Tie it up!

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Who dares to control eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling?

Crazy!

There are two more sections on the other side of the mountain -

The officialdom is most afraid of the martial arts training ground ,

The boss of the black sect is famous,

Carry this girl back,

Reward!

Aim at the boss and shake it fiercely,

It took only a long time to subdue the gang,

How can I thank the hero for saving the beauty,

Award!

Now it’s time for my friend from the Pleiades to respond, but I haven’t seen him continue for several days.

So let’s talk about what three and a half sentences are here.

First of all, three and a half sentences is not just funny words written on paper, it is a form of stage performance.

Four performers, A, B, B, D, each hold cymbals, small gongs, drums, large gongs and other percussion instruments in their hands. When the instrument stops, A reads a sentence loudly and makes a gesture based on the meaning of the sentence. Below are two sentences from B and three from C. Ding's four sentences are "playing eyes", which will be discussed separately below.

Three and a half sentences, three and a half sentences, the key is half. Half, actually only one or two words. If there are too many words, the flavor will be weak. The requirements for these two words are very strict. They must have rhyme, be concise, humorous, agreeable, and unexpected. Once Ding shouts it, it will make the audience laugh.

The audience laughed, and the four people on the stage played instruments and turned around once or twice, and then performed the second part.

Generally, a three-and-a-half-sentence program has eight to ten paragraphs.