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Idiot pills, tell me.

1. Only people who can't live high will spend a lot of time caring about other people's privacy more than their own lives. What a tragic life form this is. There is no real happiness in my life. When I grow up, I will live for my parents, my lover, my work and my children. Among all the moral excuses, all I lost was honesty and the courage to live for myself.

Second, you are in love, and I will wait for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed.

Three, gorgeous turn, gorgeous tears, gorgeous say I don't love you.

Fourth, the best places are places that have never been. The best time is when you can't come back.

Fifth, express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

I don't know why there are so many articles and songs about love. Too many versions always reveal the style of writing. Love seems to be the theme we talk about, but family and friendship are forgotten by us in the fleeting time. Today, I also want to miss the past and you with peace of mind.

Seven, lonely for a long time will feel fear when you meet happiness.

Eight, I will always remember what belongs to me. I can only study casually.

When I think of those times, I want to say that it was really stupid at that time, but it was really good.

The saddest thing is that you frown. I have no reason to hold you.

A lie told to your ear will make you cry.

I thought my emotions depended on myself, but I couldn't control myself.

Thirteen, we must learn to accept the changes of everyone around us. No one is static. Maybe some people will occasionally neglect you, some people will occasionally get close to you, and some people will suddenly hate you. Inevitably, you have to accept it, you can't change it. Everyone has his own life, happy or unhappy, sunny or rainy, so do we. Only by constantly improving yourself and being yourself can we have the confidence to accept all the changes.

Although we have a thousand reasons to be apart, we still choose to be together. Later, we had no reason to be apart. Just say "go away" and we'll really go. Two years of love is gone.

Every time you don't talk, I think you understand. You just feel stupid.

Sixteen, remember, relationships are particularly unreliable, and it is not good to do business by relationships, nor by cleverness.

17. Is there a song that breaks your heart and hurts you?

Eighteen years old, it turns out that my heart hurts too, and it is so clear and thorough.

You must be strong, because no one will understand how painful you really are.

Twenty, you see me, birds of a feather flock together; As for you, the world won dzogchen.

Twenty-one, because I loved, I chose to forgive.

You must be strong, because no one will understand how painful you really are.

Twenty-three, at that time, I loved you so much that I forgot myself. I'm too stupid to see that you don't care about me at all. I thought you would accompany me forever. After you left, I realized that I was just a toy you could throw away.

24. We have passed the age of mixed feelings.

The bad habit of working hard. Many people remember what Edison said: Genius is 99% sweat. ...

Twenty-six, we are still happy when we are together. No one can understand, and no one can understand; Maybe that's our truest time.

Twenty-seven, if there are two choices: first, first-class team, third-rate execution ability; Second, a third-rate team and first-class execution ability. I prefer the latter.

I am always by your side when you need me, but I can't find you when I need you.

Twenty-nine, when I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

Thirty, there is always a person's name as an excuse to refuse others.

I hope that when I feel sad, someone will find me first and comfort me.

Thirty-two, how brave I was to get close to you, and how determined I am to turn around and leave now.

I couldn't write a happy sentence after you left.

Thirty-four, hold your hand and grow old with your son. You said this is your favorite sentence.

Your biggest risk is the lack of our trust in you.

Thirty-six, don't be fooled by glitz. Try to pursue simple dreams on the road of recognition, and a rich life will follow.

If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?

38. You can only forget the scenery along the way while walking.

39. You take it for granted that I am too kind to you, so I can hurt you at will.

Forty, you know? I'm not really tired of our endless quarrels, not because I don't love and care about you, but for your own good. A reason you'll neve guess.

Forty-one, the gray layer, my happy coke spilled, as long as there is a trace of wind, it will no longer exist.

Expressing helplessness, saying that the scenery along the way can only be forgotten while walking.

I thought the bird couldn't cross the sea because it didn't have the courage to cross the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not a bird that could not cross the sea, but the other side of the sea, without waiting.

Second, when you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

Third, sometimes, it is for love that we quietly avoid it. What we avoid is the figure, but what we can't avoid is the silent feelings.

Fourth, feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

Inadvertently, one day, you inadvertently became all my worries.

Sixth, the most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is despair.

I can only forget the scenery along the way while walking.

Travel around the world with a cigarette.

Nine, people are tired because they often wander between persistence and giving up.

I really want to have a quiet and serious secret love like Don Quixote.

I don't allow people I care about to leave me for any reason or in any form.

Twelve, others look back at the man at the grating, and I look back at where that man is.

Thirteen, it's just that acacia is too strong and acquaintance is too light. Friendship is mutual understanding, and the taste is sweet and far away. -Wang Guozhen's "Friendship is to know each other"

14. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

Fifteen, things have changed, you are my only tear point.

Sixteen, lonely survivors, by their own tears, survived.

Seventeen, I have been trying to adapt to this world, whether it is temperature or people's heart.

A woman like me always appears in her feelings in the form of a difficult problem.

How many stops did you change? I have been wandering. Maybe I will meet again in a different place.

Twenty, that kind of heartbreaking pain and hysterical crying, only those who have felt it know how painful it is.

Twenty-one, waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't succeed, please don't start!

I always thought I would get used to lost time and the past. No matter where you are or who you meet. How to end it.

When I first met you, you were doomed to fail.

Look at the rubbish a person throws, and you can easily know what he has done recently. Every time he comes to this bar, he seems to like the silence here. Sometimes, I will sit in the seat where he once sat, because of this, I seem to have feelings with him. Some people are not suitable for getting too close, but they know too much and are not interested. I am a realistic person, and I know how to make myself happier. -Wong Kar-wai's fallen angels.

Twenty-six, the so-called patience, is willing to put time into simple, boring but ultimately meaningful repetition to be lazy, is impatient, unwilling to put time and energy into anything. Short-sightedness is a lack of patience and the inability to look forward to the future with one's own mind. Impatience is lack of patience and unwillingness to devote time and energy to serious investigation and study. Superficiality is lack of patience and inability to think deeply with your mind. Yelang is arrogant because he refuses to observe the outside world because of lack of patience. -Li Xiaolai's "Take Time as a Friend"

Twenty-seven, don't think that you get a Tan Can to cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Sometimes, we think that if we are blindfolded, we can't see the world. I think if I cover my ears, I won't hear all my troubles; Thought that once the footsteps stopped, the heart would never walk again; I think all I need is a hug.

You are like my star, I surround you, and I am like your meteor.

I can only forget the scenery along the way while walking.

First, some things are only worth remembering. Some people can only be passers-by

Second, people who are hated have no pain, but people who hate others will eventually be black and blue, so never hate others.

Third, life is like this. With people in the sunshine, the heart will not be dark. When you are with happy people, you often have a smile on your mouth; People who are enterprising will not lag behind in their actions; With generous people, you are not stingy; If you are with wise people, you will not be confused when you encounter difficulties; With smart people, you will become smart. Borrow people's wisdom and improve yourself. Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.

4. A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life by heart, so I will always think of you and count my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

It is the greatest happiness to have someone who knows you. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

6. Because I am not your girlfriend, I have been silently following you for a long time. Because I am not your girlfriend, I will care about your every move and remember every word you say. Because I'm not your girlfriend, I think of you so easily. Because I am not your girlfriend, I will force myself to stay out of your business, just listen to your instructions and do as you say, otherwise I will break my heart because I am not your girlfriend.

Seven, McDull said: If you don't sleep happily, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach Mcdull said, we should know how to cherish the guardian and cherish everyone around us, because we twisted our neck in our last life and only met in this life! Mcdull said, if you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you, and you don't know what you want. In the end, it can only be sadness and disappointment, especially feelings. Mcdull said. . . Hehe, in short, just be happy!

Eight, happiness and I separated for a whole century, it was a distant place that I could never touch.

No matter how deep love is, it will be exhausted by life. Don't change yourself for anyone. What you have considered will not change even if you try hard. People are poor wretches, what they can't get is always the best, and what they get and say they will cherish is just that the time is not up.

Ten, we always practice smiling, and finally become people who dare not cry.

If you want to live an ordinary life, you will encounter ordinary setbacks. If you want to live the best life, you will encounter the strongest harm. The world is fair. If you want the best, it will definitely give you the greatest pain. If you can break through, you are the winner. If not, go back and be an ordinary person. Success is not about how smart you are, nor about selling yourself out, but about whether you can pull through with a smile.

Twelve, don't shout pain, don't feel it. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart. Silence doesn't mean you have nothing to say. Leaving doesn't mean you are smart. Being happy doesn't mean not being sad. Happiness doesn't mean that you haven't experienced pain.

Thirteen, like you, don't need a reason, miss you, don't need time, leave you, don't need an excuse.

Fourteen, some people meet like meteors, and instantly produce enviable sparks, but they are destined to rush by.

Fifteen, how many shallow and faint turns are feelings that others can't understand.

Sixteen, those things that we thought were very persistent were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

Seventeen, holding a steamed stuffed bun, suddenly understand some things, no means no, no means no, no fish balls, no rough face holding a steamed stuffed bun, suddenly remembered, grown up, facing this difficult and tense world, I may not be able to dream, nor can I be so funny. What should I do? !

Eighteen, acquaintance is fate, knowing each other is a share, in the fate of the sky, we have experienced a lot of unforgettable love together.

Nineteen, love a person, to understand, but also to understand; To apologize, but also to thank; Admit mistakes and correct them; Be considerate and considerate; Is to accept, not endure; It is tolerance, not connivance; It is support, not domination; It is to talk, not to blame; Communicate with each other, not explain everything; Pray for each other instead of making many demands on each other; Can be romantic, but don't waste it; You can hold hands at any time, but don't break up casually.

The scope of a person's life is the road he has traveled, the people he has seen, the scenery he has seen, the stories he has happened and the memories he has gained.

Every time I miss you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to chat with me, you would have said so.

Twenty-two, there are no inappropriate two people, only a heart that doesn't want to be together.

I can only forget the scenery along the way while walking.

24. Is there a pair of hands that you won't let go easily if you hold them? Do you have a shoulder to lean on to make you feel safe all your life? Is there a hug, and two people who are tight will never be separated? Is there an oath that I will join hands even if my hair is gray and I stumble? Is there an agreement that every afterlife will meet you? Is there a person who has exhausted his whole life and is reluctant to forget him?

Twenty-five, transfer the warmth of one person to another's chest, and let the mistakes made last time reflect on your dreams.

Twenty-six, die in the sun, die in the most gorgeous environment, be elated but open tea.

The space after lovelorn talk about the scenery along the way, I can only forget it while walking.

First, you pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.

Second, we can be disappointed, but not blindly.

How I want to meet you wandering the streets of the city at night, have a cold beer and smoke a pack of cigarettes with me.

Fourth, the old friend who left advised him to drink the last glass of wine, and passers-by who passed by never saw each other again.

Five, it's not that I don't love it, it's time for me to come out.

6. That stubborn heart stopped beating because you left.

I think my missing is an incurable disease.

Eight, know everything, don't explain because, there is no need.

Nine, things that can be easily replaced are not so important after all.

Ten, we always practice smiling, and finally become people who dare not cry.

11. People who like dating but never wait like people who wear long sleeves but no longer lower their body temperature.

Twelve, you said that we are still young, but love will grow old.

Thirteen, we are in the death of time, the claws and claws of time, but in the end we can't resist fate.

Fourteen, if I forget to promise you, and I don't want to promise you, it should be that we dare not think too much, or everyone understands that some words are just for saying.

Life often jokes with us, the person you expect will be farther away from you, and the person you are persistent will hurt you the most.

Maybe my leaving is a relief for you.

Seventeen, some things have not been explained clearly after all, and some stories are too long to persist.

When you reached out to me, I thought I could walk with you for life.

Nineteen, we didn't have a career in the last life, missed the next life, and missed this life.

Twenty, if love can forget itself, it is the next life. If righteousness can be absolute, I think it is evil. Who doesn't want to change the doomed and who can forget it?

I left to see how many people were crying.

Twenty-two, I am still in the same place, waiting for you to turn back, but the result is getting farther and farther.

I can only forget the scenery along the way while walking.

Twenty-four, people may experience many kinds of love in their life, but don't let love become a kind of harm.

25. I hate you who don't understand my heart. I'm tired of waiting, and now I've decided to let go.

Twenty-six, happiness is in those dull times. After experiencing reunion and separation together, this is never leaving.