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I will be responsible for the verdict.

I'm not sure what will happen tomorrow: I'm only responsible for myself. I'm not sure whether my friends will leave me tomorrow: I'll try my best.

Second, even if I don't understand, I will try my best to go my own way, and I will be responsible for my choice.

Thirdly, Lao Guo said that when the other party received the after-sales report for the first time, it promised to exchange the goods. But this is not an individual phenomenon, it exists in a large area. They have a dealer meeting today and can't see me until tomorrow. I apologize to everyone here, and I will be responsible for this matter to the end. Otherwise.

If I have a daughter in the future, I will tell her that no matter what his conditions are, the person you are looking for must be responsible for you and treat you as the only one.

5. What kind of life do I want? I'll do it myself! I am responsible for myself, and I will live my life in the way I like.

I gave up, not because I lost, but because I understood. Actually, I personally think there is nothing wrong with being a bad person. I'm bad, but I won't do anything wrong to others. I am angry, but I will be responsible.

Seven, that day he was lovelorn and drunk, and he said, I will be responsible! She smiled, noncommittally. Then his girlfriend changed her mind. He said to her, I'm sorry, but I still love her. She smiled calmly. Until many years later, he had forgotten what his girlfriend looked like at that time, but he clearly remembered the girl he had hurt. Looking at his eyes is full of love! But he left her in time and never found her again.

Eight, I received a bouquet for the first time in my life, and the sparring classmates who lived up to expectations passed the tenth grade. I am very happy and rewarded my efforts. Although choosing art education is not what I thought, since I have embarked on this road, I will be responsible for every child. I am not the best, but I will work hard and make progress with my classmates. I look forward to holding the sky like this in the future. Ha ha ha ha, a little boastful.

9. Not sure what will happen tomorrow or even the next second; I'm not sure whether my friend will leave me tomorrow. I'm not sure whether you will still love me tomorrow, but I will always have hope for one impossible thing: I am only responsible for myself. The most terrible thing is not the deepest despair. I will try my best to be myself: I'm not sure whether it will be sunny or rainy tomorrow: I can grasp it!

I don't expect you to take on anything for me, but I will take care of everything for you. What my brother said after drinking wine moved me to tears. I have known you for ten years. Thank you for your tolerance. We're married!

XI。 I haven't expressed fluently for such a long time. This 17-year-old is really disgusting, leaving behind huge debts that can never be repaid, and things that can't be explained scientifically. Just pretend that you never really left, and you should give me all these doom. When I am selfish, I don't have to suffer so much. Obviously, it's all bullshit. I will live with your spirit, take life seriously, and never save my loved ones from any harm.

Twelve, the road you choose, you are responsible for it. In life, there are always regrets. What you owe others will always be paid back. Although the cost is so great, what should happen will happen and life will continue. I will try my best.

Thirteen, really happy, happy for Ma Ma and happy for yourself! I thought I bought the house for you first, but I didn't expect Ma Ma to buy it for me first! Dear mom, I will refuel and won't let you bear pears! Leave it to me!

Fourteen, wedding smoke is the integration of two families, so there are many things to consider. I like children, I will be responsible, and I really want to get married.

Fifteen, heart tired. Why do you say you are responsible for your own health? Playing the piano for a cow is a problem for people who play the piano. Don't blame the cow. I'll shut up from now on. As long as you are happy! I will be responsible for myself. . . Seriously, I feel so tired.

Sixteen, not afraid of divorce is emboldened, even if Taurus is good enough, I still have such emboldened. If one day I really feel that I can't go on, I will let go. It is responsible for both sides to be happy, rather than begging for help and maintaining the illusion of name only. Only with mango, I have to work hard to earn more money. When everything is fine, life in our family will be better. When things happen, my ability is enough to support my confidence.

Seventeen, this picture is about girls who are not afraid of getting married. After we get married, I will ask you to put down the wok in your hand and stop turning on the faucet to wash the dishes. Even if it is an automatic washing machine, I will ask you not to reach out and press the button again. The password of the bank card is the wife's birthday, and the monthly salary is paid to her card. Even if it is paid to her own card, I will give it to her. I'm in charge of making money, and I'll give her the responsibility of spending money!

Everyone is responsible for his own choice. I know, maybe I won't even eat out in the future, but I don't want to give up what I haven't done yet.

Nineteen, in fact, the mood of going back to Qufu this time is very complicated. Many things make me uneasy. Many people need me to take care of them. I have done the worst thing in my life, and I need to be responsible for it myself. In a word, I believe Qufu is my blessed land and I will succeed. Let's go

Twenty, my child is still rolling in my stomach. I raised you because and only because I am your mother, I love you, and I want you to be happy, not what you look like in my heart. What kind of life I want, I will finish it by myself. I will be responsible for you, you are only responsible for yourself, and live your life in the way you like. This is true love, loving you widely and loving you partially.

Twenty-one, do all couples quarrel? Whenever I am angry, I especially regret my choice. But there is no regret medicine in the world. Is there room for regret? My parents didn't agree with us just because they didn't embarrass me! ! ! I thought he would work hard because of me. What do I see? I will insist, and I will be responsible for my choice to the end. .

22. I really don't know what you will be like when you are born. Will your eyes be like mine? Will it be for nothing? Your father is not a good father, and I am not a responsible mother. I owe you in my life, and I will pay you back. You guys okay? I'm willing to copy the scriptures and recite the Buddha for you, I'm willing to release the blessings for you, I'm willing to knock three times and worship nine times for you, just asking you to get rid of it as soon as possible, and I'm willing to do it for you.

Twenty-three, two things. First, he and I are getting married later today, and we are talking slowly and irresponsibly. I don't know if he is testing me or if he is really tired. No matter what the result is, if he wants to let go, I will definitely help him. Although I will be sad to let go, I will never stay. I will definitely make him regret it. He said he was useless, and his wife couldn't afford a car if she wanted to. That sounds very touching. To put it bluntly, it is really useless.

If you see me crying, I will tell you responsibly that you are an indispensable person in my life, because I will not be able to show my vulnerability in front of everyone.

Two keys represent a responsibility, not only to ourselves, but also to our parents and his parents. When we were together, he was like a bright light, which made me happy every day, and I also lost a lot of troubles. This time, I am responsible for myself, for him and for two fathers's mother.

Twenty-six, starting from tomorrow, I will live in my own way and my favorite way, and I will not change my bad habits. I don't need anyone's support in my work, and I no longer need comfort. I will take care of myself.

Twenty-seven, as the old saying goes, you wait for me to work hard to make money, and I will take you on the road of falling in love. One day, I will let you live in a big house and see the outside world.

28. The relationship between adults has not been abandoned and abandoned. Fundamentally speaking, loyalty and responsibility are not needed. If a man feels responsible for me, I will feel as if I am not an independent and responsible person. Everyone can realize himself, and being true to himself is the greatest responsibility to others.

Thirty, like a hairy child! However, I can't give her a comfortable and stable life, and I'm afraid that one day, she will leave me, so I dare not raise her! If there is a chance to adopt Tuotuo in the future, then I will let her be responsible for it!

3 1. The best love is! I will be responsible for you to the end!

Thirty-two, how to show the glamorous side? There's nothing to mend. How come? Even my spirit is beating myself. No one will believe that I have a good life, I will have a good life, I can have a good life. How responsible I am for the scenery I ruined, and I won't give up the stage if the script is rotten.

33. She glared at me: Do you want to go away? Should we be irresponsible? What about the oath you took at the hotel that day? Did you learn from him? Keep your word? I can stay here with you to cure your illness and then take you home. If you don't want me to love you when you come back, I will leave quietly.

I didn't go to see my father today because I caught a cold. Dad, listen to mom, you are very good and happy today. Hee hee, you have to refuel well to slowly transfer to the general ward. After that, I will take care of your family. You will be responsible for sunbathing, drinking tea, playing cards, sleeping and bragging every day. So you have to refuel and don't let us down. You will definitely refuel.

Thirty-five, if I have a son, he finds a girlfriend anyway. I will tell him: if you can be responsible for her, you must be good to her. If you can't be responsible for her, try to make yourself capable. If you can't be responsible for her, don't delay her.

36. I am only responsible for myself and I am not sure what will happen tomorrow; I'm not sure whether my friend will leave me tomorrow. I will try to be myself: I'm not sure if you still love me tomorrow. I'm sure. I'm not even sure what will happen in the next second: there is only this second now.

One day I will let you know that it is responsible to speak without considering other people's feelings.

38. Marital feelings: Where there is no spiritual sustenance, it is just like a walking corpse. At the same time, the other half of my life doesn't know himself, and I can't change him. My habitual strength can never be oppressed by anyone. Between you love me or you don't love me, I choose to let me love you, and I will be obedient to you and make me hate you. Then leave me as soon as possible, or I will hate all your actions even more. Please do it for me.

I accept the beauty you gave me, which is my great harvest, and I will cherish it. Everything I give you, I will, it's all yours, you can keep it. The mistake between us is my responsibility, and I will be responsible for it. Your responsibility is for yourself, and I will leave you peacefully.

Forty-one years is a short time for me, but for all the babies from the first generation to the present, it is really long, from the beginning of sugar, sweet to the last bitter, stick to it! I will give you those months that I can't make up for, whether you accept it or not, because it is my responsibility to love you, it is your responsibility to let me love you, and it is also my responsibility to continue to love you. For a long time to come, I will continue to love you, not those babies who have no choice but to leave. I know my road will get harder and harder, at least your road will get better and better. I am very tired these days, not only physically but also mentally. But when I am the most tired, annoyed and hard, I am very satisfied when I look at everything about you. In just a few months, it seems as long as decades. I don't know if I will experience the days I missed again, but I will try my best to love you when I am still with you. This is something I can't let go and I don't want to let go.

Forty-one, I got drunk with my female colleague last night. As a result, something should not have happened and I regretted it. Female colleagues woke up several times and cried several times. I comforted them several times: I drank too much last night, and I will be responsible. The female colleague cried and said, I was drunk last night and didn't feel anything. Let's do it again! Me: Not today. You've asked for it six times.

Believe that I will find someone to marry me. You know this sentence is my greatest achilles heel. Are you in charge? 、

Forty-three, my heart is completely dead. In the future, I will be a person without a family. In fact, it is better to have so many years. From now on, I will be a completely independent individual. I will be responsible for everything, whether it is difficult or happy in the future. I just hope that I can get the last person to accompany me to my old age with the suffering I have suffered for more than ten years. As long as it's you in the end, everything is worth it! ! ! !

Forty-four, I must tell myself every day in the future that I can't impose my thoughts and self-righteous love on my children. I will cherish everything I have from now on, and I won't wait until I leave to find out that I have regrets and regrets. I will also be responsible for every decision and change I make. I want to be a girl like durian, with thorns, flesh and personality. I like it.

I am the last person who can't be alone. So I will stay with the person I like at all costs, but not now. I have a career, debts and responsibilities. I can skip meals, but I will never leave here. I can't do it.

Time is only responsible for the flow, not for your growth.

1. In ancient times, we didn't send text messages, chat online, cross oceans or get stuck in traffic. If I miss you, I will walk five miles over two mountains to hold your hand.

2, there will be light, there will be faith, who will love you through the crowd, you have to wait.

If a person is afraid to defend himself, he can never protect others.

Life is short, I am willing to make mistakes with you.

5. Life is like this. If you lose it here, you will often get something there. Just like love, you get hurt here, but you get the love of that person.

6. I think the so-called loneliness is the person you face. His emotions are not on the same frequency as yours.

7. I imagine walking five miles through two seats without any luggage, kissing my lover's cheek and looking at his gentle smile.

8. I know that many people say that I am tactful and sophisticated behind my back. But I know that if I don't protect myself, no one will protect me.

9. The relationship between lovers is not so complicated. People who really love you have only one rule of conduct, and that is for your own good. Besides, love is just an excuse.

10, you know, new love means that you hate your old love and love others' old love.

1 1. I really want to live in a movie. The next shot is a subtitle: many years later.

12, white rabbit, look east and west. Clothes are not as good as new ones, and people are not as good as old ones.

13, when you are young, you need to suffer more, and you will be truly humble. Otherwise, your self-righteous cleverness and contempt for all superiority will destroy you sooner or later.

14, the star that cannot be picked is always the brightest. The small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful. Missed movies are always the best. My lost lover always knows me best. I still don't understand what this is about.

15, the tree is there, the mountain is there, the land is there, the years are there, and I am there. How can you create a better world?

16, it is more important to look at yourself than others.

17, your values are completely different from yours. Each of us abides by the norms of the world in our own world and does not cross the border with each other. Emotionally, I support you.

18, if one day, you are tired, you are tired, as long as you look back, my smile will be in front of you.

19, year, very strange. I always thought I would grow into a big tree in time, but I turned into a mountain without paying attention. The trees I loved in those years, later, all disappeared.

20. Time is only responsible for the flow, not for your growth.

Bian Xiao: Forgetting the pain is a kind of happiness. Bian Xiao: Accept the sudden loss and cherish the unexpected surprise. Bian Xiao: The path you have taken will not deceive you in love. You are in charge of beauty, and I am in charge of making money to support my family.

1. You don't have everything I like, but I like everything you have.

You are in charge of beauty, and I am in charge of making money to support my family.

3. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

Loving someone is often a series of strange contradictions. You will treat him as your father, but pity him as your son. Respect him as a brother and spoil him as a brother; Want to learn from him, but want to teach him to capture him as an apprentice; Treat him as a friend, treat him as an enemy; I want to be his queen, his only mistress, but I am willing to be his little maid.

6. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. A complete book about love. 7. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

8. I have a bad temper. My good temper is all because I love you.

9. I won't delay. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

10. I was happy without me before you. After meeting you, I regarded you as my safety.

Classic Quotations: Time is only responsible for the flow, not your growth.