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A word that you are a bitch.

A word that you are a bitch.

1, don't be infatuated with others until you are exhausted physically and mentally, and you don't know how many tears you shed when you regret it.

Hide in the corner and watch you sing him the song I wrote for you.

3. Don't be unhappy with yourself, but punish others for their mistakes.

After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows who it is, and they all have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

5. Look at your space with wasted time, and I will always be passionate.

6. A lonely shadow accompanies its owner. Who can accompany me?

7, sharp, but can't break up. Where should I go?

8. I give my heart to the moon, and the moon shines on the ditch.

10, people are cheap for life, pigs are cheap for a knife, you waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

1 1. You want to keep her by hook or by crook. Have you ever thought about me?

12, the representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

13, you were still an egg when I became a swan!

14, gorgeous cars roared past, leaving only mud.

15, I have been reluctant to believe some gossip about you.

16, I am fidgety and my head is blank. The melody of music may comfort me.

17. Maple leaves fall on my toes and make me want to cry. Let me have a good cry. The remnant leaves fall, and the fate is exhausted.

18, give you a sword fairy. If you don't do it, give you a sword god. You don't want to cry and ask me to be your "knight errant".

19, a moment that should last forever, had come and gone before I knew it.

20. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

A word that you are stupid and cheap.

1. Walking on an endless road, you can't turn back.

Hide in the corner and watch you sing him the song I wrote for you.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows who it is, and they all have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

5. Look at your space with wasted time, and I will always be passionate.

A word that you are stupid and cheap.

6. A lonely shadow accompanies its owner. Who can accompany me?

7, sharp, but can't break up. Where should I go?

8. I give my heart to the moon, and the moon shines on the ditch.

9, silly people, silly moved, let me silly love once.

10, people are cheap for life, pigs are cheap for a knife, you waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

1 1. You want to keep her by hook or by crook. Have you ever thought about me?

12, the representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

A word that you are stupid and cheap.

13, you were still an egg when I became a swan!

14, gorgeous cars roared past, leaving only mud.

15, I have been reluctant to believe some gossip about you.

16, I am fidgety and my head is blank. The melody of music may comfort me.

17. Maple leaves fall on my toes and make me want to cry. Let me have a good cry. The remnant leaves fall, and the fate is exhausted.

18, give you a sword fairy. If you don't do it, give you a sword god. You don't want to cry and ask me to be your "knight errant".

19, a moment that should last forever, had come and gone before I knew it.

20. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Say your stupid sentences and laugh at your stupid and mean sentences.

Say your stupid words:

1. I'm not afraid that others will call you stupid, but I'm afraid that you feel stupid.

It doesn't matter if you call me stupid, because it's my choice.

On the fourth day of learning to drive, I felt stupid, had no confidence and collapsed.

I often feel stupid and not smart. So, I have to tell myself that I am a stupid bird.

I feel so stupid, I can't answer when others talk to me, and I'm slow and brainless.

6. I feel stupid Everything others say feels like they're making fun of me. I can't do anything well. I don't know what to do now.

7. Because you are single, you are always ready to die for love. It is ridiculous to forget that person and not see that you are stupid.

8. Girls who are a little neurotic and claim to be stupid are generally cute.

9. I have a stupid mouth and learn from others.

10. I suddenly found that my mouth was stupid. If I can use these sentences freely, I may save a lot of unhappiness for someone.

1 1. Everyone says I'm stupid, but it's a good thing I know.

12. I feel stupid. I always do things slower than others. I speak too honestly and feel inferior.

Self-deprecating stupid and mean sentences:

1, since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head anymore.

If you walk on an endless road, you can't turn back.

Hide in the corner and watch you sing him the song I wrote for you.

After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows who it is, and they all have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

5. Look at your space with wasted time, and I will always be passionate.

6. A lonely shadow accompanies its owner. Who can accompany me?

7, sharp, but can't break up. Where should I go?

8. I give my heart to the moon, and the moon shines on the ditch.

9, silly people, silly moved, let me silly love once.

10, people are cheap for life, pigs are cheap for a knife, you waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

1 1. You want to keep her by hook or by crook. Have you ever thought about me?

12, the representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

13, you were still an egg when I became a swan!

14, gorgeous cars roared past, leaving only mud.

15, I have been reluctant to believe some gossip about you.

16, I am fidgety and my head is blank. The melody of music may comfort me.

17. Maple leaves fall on my toes and make me want to cry. Let me have a good cry. The remnant leaves fall, and the fate is exhausted.

18, give you a sword fairy. If you don't do it, give you a sword god. You don't want to cry and ask me to be your knight errant.

19, a moment that should last forever, had come and gone before I knew it.

20. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Say a mean word.

Say a mean word.

1. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

3. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. Nobody knows anyone, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them.

5. You have your background. I have my story. It's not that hard. But don't touch it.

6. Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

7. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

8. Give you a sword fairy, but you won't do it. Give you a sword god, but you don't want to cry and beg me to be your "swordsman"

9. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

10. Cucumber must be shot and life must be high.

1 1. People are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap with knives. You waste air alive, waste land when you die, and waste RMB at home. China doesn't learn so many weapons, you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

12. It is not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.

13. Clear water means no fish, while mean people mean invincible!

14. I can tell at a glance that you are short of five elements, and there is nothing to find. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The donkey sees the donkey kick, the pig sees the pig step on it, and the cucumber is naturally lacking, and the walnut is beaten the day after tomorrow, and the motorcycle kicks for life. Looking for a wife (husband) is a lack of twist ~ Look at your virtue, I'll give you a couplet: couplet first, don't. As far as you are concerned, it's probably prostate (gynecological disease), and your urine is still forked. Go back and wash and sleep!

15. Clear water leads to no fish, while lowly people lead to invincible.

16. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

17. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong.

18. Women are not decent, and decent is because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

19. When I become a swan, you are still an egg!