Welcome the mood phrase of 202 1 Shuang 1 1: Tired like a dog, Shuang1/defeated!

1, double 1 1 can't submit a refund application on the same day, so think twice before you chop hands.

2. For a girl like me who doesn't have a pair of 1 1, please keep it, dear. After all, it is virtuous.

3. Double 1 1. You hesitate to buy or chop hands in buy buy. My dearest friends and I got up early to see them. I hope everyone can try their best to shine and warm those who need our warmth. Even a little-for a meaningful day. All right. A new day. The work has already started. Everybody11.11Happy!

4, double 1 1 6, I am still single! This heart is so cold! Come and meet Erkang!

5, tired into a dog, double 1 1 defeated the pickpocket.

6. On the homepage, the great achievements of Shuang 1 1 pickpocket party and the news of Zaizai's marriage floated. I really want to take a dog leash. Anyway, it is to calm my mood and stimulate economic growth. At the same time, I still want to wish Zaizai a happy wedding and look forward to what his baby will look like.

7, early warning double 1 1 pickpocket party, you feel that you don't lack anything when you are busy, and only when you are extremely bored will you feel that you have nothing. Good morning, children's shoes!

8. Double 1 1 Chop Hands Festival, you have to do something. So 7 laps, 6km426. The condition is gradually improving, and so is his knee, but Xiong Haizi always walks, holding him for a long time is harmful to his knee.

9. Don't forget that you are going to see the idol dog at the base camp and concert. Double 1 1 pickpocket.

10, double 1 1 chop hands ... after this time, I will clean up the cupboard and return the things to the blood.

1 1, oh, yes, except for double 1 1. I don't have to work overtime, but I remember that this is another Singles' Day. I found an article I read in my circle of friends before and gave it to this great festival. This year is hopeless, I hope next year.

12, I went to Shuang 1 1 and stole my number. How poor you are.

13, Double 1 1 Shopping Festival and Singles' Day have been confused. I just want to ask, did you chop your hand today? Anyway, I'm almost defeated. I'm going to drink porridge for a month.

14, prodigal bitch can't sleep. It's just a good time. Yang Guo is the only person I have ever met who has a pair of 1 1.

15, cold weather, double 1 1, hands-free, really suitable for turning on the air conditioner.

Double 1 1 slogan

1, Crazy Double Eleven starts early.

2. What was your predecessor? We are enough for the double eleven!

3, friends rush, double eleven with bonuses to fight!

4. Win the Double Eleven and be a Taobao hero!

5. It's good to do a good job in double eleven years ago and go home in the New Year.

6. Double 1 1 preheating activity, 30% off the whole audience, full delivery.

7, life is precious, love is more expensive, double eleven sells, both can be thrown.

8, year after year, bravely climb the sales peak.

9. Xu Li is ready to go, and the Double Eleven is coming!

10, Singles Day, If You Are the One, a bloody battle1.11,is the right way.

1 1, mobile phone pair 1 1, frozen price, red packets can be returned immediately after purchase.

12, Singles Day, If You Are the One, a bloody battle 1 1, is the right way.

13, agreed double 1 1, agreed goal, come on!

14, decisive battle double 1 1, we strive to be in the forefront of industry sales.

15, double eleven has become history, and double twelve is a classic! Service will not change because of price, and quality will not shrink because of activities!

16, each pair 1 1, tide is inevitable, friends, are you ready?

17, today is cruel, tomorrow is even more cruel, but the double eleven is beautiful.

18, high energy ahead, double eleven with a big wave of bonuses is coming!

19, from now on, the whole audience will double 1 1 give coupons when you enter the store, and the whole people will grab it, dear, what are you waiting for!

20, the price is lower, consistent!

2 1, agreed double 1 1, agreed goal, come on!

22. The soldiers and horses have not moved, and the food and grass are first, preparing for the Double Eleven.

23. Double 1 1 billion brand coupons, 1 1,1,grab them immediately.

24. Singles Day, if you are the one, a bloody battle is the right way.

25. Double Eleven makes every god smile.

26, double 1 1, only more, not less.

27. Double Eleven is coming, please enter the bonus harvesting mode in advance.

28. Every time we miss our relatives during the festive season, we all do it for our relatives!

29. The Double Eleven is just around the corner, and the outbreak is now.

30, prepare for half a year, only for double eleven.

3 1, double 1 1 Sell lamps well, hello TA, hello everyone.

32. The Double Eleven is coming to the station. Please get ready to pick up the plane.

33. Support your favorite brand to win the grand prize of 1000 yuan.1.1/Shopping Carnival started.

34. I am naturally useful, and the double eleven is useful!

35, double 1 1, only more or less.

36, come on, double 1 1 fat flow oil, continue to accumulate power.

37. With one heart and one mind, the profits will break the gold. Double 1 1 Here we come.

38. Fiona Fang, what do you think of this double eleven?

39, decisive battle double 1 1, we fight hard and strive to be in the forefront of industry sales.

40. Do a good job in double eleven, get a promotion and raise, become a general manager, become a CEO, and win the white!

4 1, weeding in the afternoon, sweating on the keyboard. Who knows that in paying, it is a desperate effort.

42. Don't seek fame in World War I, but seek double eleven money.

43. You are my clothes, showing me the changes of the four seasons.

202 1 nianshuang 1 1 the mood phrase of dog abuse is deeply loved by friends!

1. If the person I like confesses to me on Singles' Day, I will chop durian with my bare hands, hit a big stone on my chest, hit a brick on my forehead, and pick up a white-edged orange with my bare hands. I will copy the Chinese dictionary idiom dictionary by hand. Tao Te Ching, three characters, mountains and seas, Tang poetry, 300 songs, 500 self-proclaimed slaps, Jingji 100 cordless bungee jumping. Don't ask me why I am so confident.

It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like can also celebrate. ...

Buy it in buy buy, it's better to look at it, save money and chase the TV barrage video app happily. Let's download it together It was fun and fun. Don't ask my name, please call me a red scarf. ...

I have a group of b female colleagues. We were bored at work and had a brain teaser. There is a question: "What hat do you want to bring?"

She blurted out, "cuckold."

Now we all want to meet her husband!

4. Tmall: It's really cheap. It's still a dog.

JD.COM strikes back: Reject fakes and don't play tricks.

Who can conquer a woman's mind?

When I came back from the vegetable market, my dog had a piece of meat in his mouth. I think it must have been taken in front of the meat stall. Fortunately, the store didn't see it and asked me for money again. I rummaged through my basket at noon, but I couldn't find the meat I bought. . .

6. I asked my buddy, "Why do dogs eat shit?"

He said, "Because the dog's nose is too smart."

Me: "What does this have to do with the dog's nose?"

He said, "You are so stupid. Shit smells bad. You might as well eat it instead of smelling bad. "

Me. . .

7. Lu Xun wrote: "There are two trees in my yard, one is jujube and the other is jujube."

I never understood. Today, I saw someone say, "I have two girlfriends, one is a hand and the other is a hand!" " "

Years of doubts were instantly resolved.

8. My girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Then we quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defends her best friend, so I try my best to protect my buddy. Well, you guessed it, and now we have broken up.

20 19 talk about cool 1 1

20 19 talk about cool 1 1

First, this year's double 1 1 has no atmosphere. What a quiet brush group.

Second, Shuang 1 1 wants a decent kennel.

Third, usually buy things you like. Why should I wait for a pair of 1 1? You know, I'm not very interested in this festival ~

4. I remember that year, we went to see Thirty-three Days of Lovelorn.

5. I feel that this year is the same as the double 1 1 in previous years, nothing special. I haven't spent a penny on e-commerce since Shuang 1 1( 1 till now).

Six, JD.COM double 1 1 full reduction of benefits makes my heart beer.

Seven, it is double 1 1, odd jobs, which is an irony. It's a carnival night for local tyrants. If you come, go. You can't miss the double 1 1, because you have to work hard and stop being a bachelor.

Eight. Double 1 1 single king takes 10000 damage. Let's have a beer.

What does double 1 1 have to do with my single king? Let's find a good place to eat and drink.

Ten, double 1 1 seems to lose money if you don't buy anything.

Eleven, double 1 1 hasn't started yet. That's it? I bought four things and didn't go out.

Twelve, anyway, double 1 1 has no money.

Thirteen, lovely boyfriend, double 1 1 positive ~

Fourteen, double 1 1, we need the company of Harbin beer, right?

15. The day before the double 1 1, Cary suddenly entered a set of meals. Our hospital is really sensitive to people's feelings!

Sixteen, double 1 1 is coming. Buy it at buy buy. Why do you feel that everything is missing?

Seventeen, I ordered tarte Christmas color plates and bought double 1 1 at buy buy, which completely entered the ranks of eating dirt.

18. I am not happy at all on this day 1 1.

XIX. Shuang 1 1, it's time to abuse King single dog again.

Twenty, this is the rhythm of fire, and the sales volume of Harbin Beer Double 1 1 will definitely be higher.

My wife said she would lose sleep tonight. I feel that the hypnosis I have learned can finally come in handy tonight. I can sleep for 24 hours and get through the double 1 1 safely.

Twenty-two, because I'm from single dog, I have to have a double 1 1 every year.

Twenty-three, suddenly looking back, I found that today is a pair of 1 1, but I have nothing to buy.

24. As a single king, Shuang 1 1 should be skinned.

25. I'm looking forward to the day when it's 1 1, and I will get together with my friends.

Twenty-six, after calculation, Shuang 1 1 bought more than 500 rations for my master, but one for himself was less than that in 20 yuan.

Twenty-seven, Shuang 1 1 is coming, let's go to JD.COM to chop hands together.

Twenty-eight, people who have never caught a cold with Shuang 1 1 have moved their hearts this year. From 1: 00 this afternoon to 1: 00 tomorrow morning, they will enter the combat state of 12 hours.

Twenty-nine, a lot of things have to be done before the Double Eleven, and then I always thought Saturday was the Double Eleven. I know I will double 1 1 tomorrow. I look stupid.

Thirty, double 1 1 let me see the power of the later period.

Thirty-one, I feel the strong atmosphere of double 1 1. Go and play with friends, I will be rich! ! ! ! So excited! ! ! ! Buy it with your mobile phone tonight! ! !

32. Do you know why Shuang 1 1 is so cold this year? Because there are too many single dog!

Thirty-three, the phone keeps shaking. It's all double 1 1 advertisements, and I don't know what to buy ... this is also a kind of pain.

34. Regarding whether to go shopping at Shuang 1 1, she said: Buy it. It's hard for us to meet people we like, so why bother not to buy things we like?

Thirty-five, even if I want to buy a pair of 1 1, I can't afford it, and I don't want to buy it now.

Thank you for giving me a chance to go home. I just want to ask, why is it set on such a special day as double 1 1 _