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If you don't lose weight in May, you will be sad in June.
2. In real life, all great things begin with information, and the first step is taken from information. See you in May and hello in June!
People will not suffer all their lives, but they will always suffer for a while. Many people have suffered all their lives in order to escape the temporary suffering. See you in May and hello in June! Come on! Hope must be tomorrow, cherish today, forget the past and look forward to the future.
June is a new departure, remember to smile, remember to be happy, remember to live well and love well.
Sometimes, if you look at it from another angle, you will find something different and maybe there will be a whole new world. Good morning in June!
6. See you in May. Good June! Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you miss. Life is so simple.
7. Wandering in the country road, looking at the golden wheat fields in the crops and the green fruit forests in the fields, those blue fruits have youthful sunshine and charm in this season.
8. Learn to feel the beauty of life, and maybe you will find that the process is more important than the result. Hello in June ~
9. The deepest and heaviest love must grow with time. See you in May and hello in June!
10. June is coming, and I'm going to embrace midsummer.
1 1. Mulberries are black and red, and farmers outside the city welcome you to pick them; Cherry is red and tree is red. Farmers want you to pick them with your family. Peaches are ripe, farmers welcome you to pick them. Perhaps this is the most romantic and emotional thing, so many people often bring their families or relatives and friends to pick it up.
12. Every dull day deserves respect, and everyone who is still around needs to cherish it, say goodbye seriously and try to reunite!
13. As long as you are with me, the years will be quiet and beautiful, the daily necessities will be no longer cumbersome, and nothing will be lost.
14. If you are there, summer will be better.
15. One day, I will break through the shackles like a beam of light and shine my own light to illuminate the way forward. See you in May and hello in June!
16. In June, the season painted a beautiful picture, and you are the most colorful in a year; In June, a lush grassland carved between heaven and earth has never been so gorgeous as you.
17. June is warm and bright, full of vitality, and butterflies dance from time to time, making this June lively and fresh.
18. I hope you will always be so pure and simple, without hurting others or yourself, indifferent, peaceful and comfortable, and live your life in the way you like. Hello in June!
19. In June, try to be yourself. Every beautiful day is today, and every day full of expectations is tomorrow. Try to greet the morning glow with hope, everything is just right.
20. June, may I be as happy as a child.
If you don't lose weight in May, you will be sad in June. The copy of the exquisite pig girl (part two) 2 1. In June, remember to tell dad: Dad, I love you;
22. Don't be near or far, I will always be across the street, traveling in parallel to protect you. From now on, I look forward to the arrival of June, young you.
23. I want to give all the romance, tenderness and love of this year to June.
24. In June, let's greet the vibrant midsummer with endless life and struggle.
25. I hope I can do whatever I want for the rest of my life. I would rather be a ghost in the noise than a compromise person in a plain life.
26. Remember to get up early and try to catch the first ray of sunshine, which will make you braver. Hello, Joan.
27. The trees grow dark in summer, and the balcony reflects the pond. The crystal curtains are blowing gently, and the roses are fragrant.
28. In June, let's bid farewell to the disappointment in May. Efforts are always not rewarded, and feelings are not rewarded. We can feel and complain, but we must not haggle over every ounce. Haggling over every ounce will only make you feel bad. From June, be a happy person.
29. In May, wave gently with us and leave. In June, with full of happiness, come to our side and come to your heart and mine. Warm heart, warm feeling, warm meaning, warm wind always fills the air for you.
30. In June, may you keep a childlike innocence, still believe in beauty, and still keep a childlike innocence.
3 1. The breath of June permeates the city, and hot air sweeps the whole city.
32. I remember the peach blossoms in the fields on the mountains in my hometown, blowing through the spring breeze and walking on the rugged mountain road. The charming scenery is refreshing. Spring has come, the ice and snow have melted, and the season is like a girl in bud, blushing quietly and stretching the extension of vitality. Chunhua Qiushi, the growing period of full of green, shows the most beautiful limit of life.
33. The original delicious food is not as good as slimming down, for you who have worked hard. See you in May. Good June.
34. Because the feet are walking, the heart remains the same. Why can't you interpret dreams? Because the heart is uncertain, the feet don't move! Firm belief and persistent choice are more important than anything else! good morning
35. The ups and downs in Xu Lai in June constitute a beautiful picture of a bumper harvest. What a spectacular sight it is! The green grass on the roadside is embedded in the golden wheat waves, and the rape flowers in Huang Cancan are fragrant, attracting groups of hardworking bees. A beautiful big butterfly also gathered on the path in a hurry and danced. A few greedy little sparrows rushed to the endless waves of wheat.
36. In the new June, may everyone you ask for be loved, and everyone you love be loved.
In June, a hot and noisy season came. The grass has grown to more than 1 foot. In the endless green grass, wild flowers appear and disappear from time to time. They are like a group of fairies dressed in colorful clothes, playing in the blue sea, dragonflies and bows and arrows in pairs, hovering on the grass and resting among the flowers. Dragonflies landed on the grass tips, like dolls sleeping in a cradle, swaying in the wind. Butterflies danced among the flowers as if they were more beautiful than wild flowers. On this garden-like lawn, groups of children are catching dragonflies, flapping butterflies and picking wild flowers ... Waves of cheerful laughter echoed on the grass, making the grass more noisy. At first glance, this is another "carpet" dotted with blue, red, yellow and pink colors. At this time, the "carpet" pattern is constantly changing and intoxicating.
38. Looking forward to June, this is my crayfish quantity for the whole summer.
39. In June, try to be yourself. What you planted in April and May will blossom and bear fruit in September.
40. Life is like a journey. You don't have to care about the destination. What matters is the scenery along the way and the mood of watching the scenery. Hello in June ~
2020qq space funny: don't lose weight in April, be sad in May.
I don't lose weight in March, I feel sad in April, passers-by thunder in May, no boyfriend in June, sunburn in July, indoors in August, and fatter in September! Tired in October, unaccompanied in November, unexpected in December, fatter in January, unknown in February. It's already March. What are you waiting for? . .
In fact, people's looks are divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.
I like to admire your disguise. You're fucking pretending.
As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. Fat, nothing is useful ~
I suggest that everyone should give priority to understanding my appearance, supplemented by appreciation.
He said to me affectionately: don't forget that you are not alone! I said excitedly, really? He said: Yes, you are a pig.
When I say lose weight, I mean scare my flesh. .
Now puppy love is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.
American high schools have vampires, Korean high schools have long legs, and China high schools have broken legs.
Your deskmate likes you, and so does your deskmate. Suddenly I was stupid.
I once wrote an imaginary composition "If I were". I wrote: If I were alone. .
[I don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of slag. ]
Teacher, don't bother to change desks. I can talk to anyone.
The strength of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The strength of liberal arts lies in not wanting to copy after reading the answers.
These days, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, infidelity, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones.
Don't you dare curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.
You can cook. What a coincidence! I can eat.
You can only be young once. How can you tell your son if you are not crazy?
I have two dreams in my life: one is to dream all the time, and the other is not to wake up.
Pretending to force is only an instant, shameless, that is eternity!
Look at this young man. Very nice. I'm going to Thailand first, and then to Korea. I will marry him when I come back.
Don't talk to me about mental illness if you are not mentally ill!
Don't try to make others feel bad. You think your face is a palette.
The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight! ! ! *
God gave me the nature of eating goods, but he didn't give me the identity of a local tyrant or the figure of a model!
The cruelest sentence I saw this morning was: Long-distance love? Forget it, it's just a cell phone pet.
I wish you good health and don't hang up!
Will you die for me? I'll feed you earwax
I admire myself very much, and sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.
The ancient sword swept the world, and now it is a dissolute world.
What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.
Don't spoil the word youth, you are already in early autumn.
One step at a time, men are the best! !
You're crazy! You know all this. Are you and I in the same hospital?
Like a person is not to reply to every dynamic, but to study the following suspicious comments.
See you in May and hello in June! About losing weight in June, inspirational talk about 97 articles.
1. Beautiful clothes in the mall. Don't you want to wear it?
Second, if a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to you.
Third, if women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women!
Fourth, I tell you, this is a cruel society. It doesn't matter whether you have real skills or not, but your appearance is also very important. Girls must love themselves.
Five, you are already a fat man who has fallen into the dirt of the air suit!
Sixth, the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it and the past will be fine.
Seven, and you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
8. Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat, or what?
Nine, you must be thin when you die. You won't be happy unless you lose weight to 90. I lost weight and came back.
Ten, a fat man without a boyfriend! Why don't you have a boyfriend? Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a clam? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?
Eleven, in fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
If you say you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.
Thirteen, long time no see, you have become two fat people!
14. Beauty is a must regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
If you don't stop eating now, you will reap 10 Jin tomorrow.
Sixteen, dieting is effective. Losing weight means being hungry. Exercise has the least effect.
In order to love your friends, you should have more self-control.
Eighteen, I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.
Nineteen, sister door, fat man has no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!
Twenty, everyone who is not paralyzed is moving!
Twenty-one, what can be shouted out is truth; Anyone who can be recognized from a distance is really fat!
Twenty-two, for the sake of emotional brothers and sisters, you should have self-control.
Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic!
Twenty-four, only the desire for a better figure is greater than the desire for disappointment, it is possible to lose weight successfully.
Twenty-five, to lose weight, we must have such a determination: be thin or die!
Twenty-six, girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
If you don't lose weight in April and May, you will be sad in June and July!
Twenty-nine, love to eat more, eat less, what can I do, can I die?
Thirty, think about the supercilious look of the service girl in the mall.
Thirty-one, stick to it no matter how difficult it is! No excuses!
32. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!
Thirty-three, want to prove to others, I can! Where is your ambition?
Thirty-four, the fat man who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain? Then wait for the next man to dump you.
35. There is always a price to pay for being beautiful.
Thirty-six, watching beautiful women live more moist one by one, why?
37. Big S means eating a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
Thirty-eight, still thin! Or die!
Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?
Forty, beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! It's so beautiful.
Forty-one, stop eating! Stop eating! Please. Please do it again!
Forty-two, losing weight is not successful, comrades still need to work hard.
43. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
Forty-four, we are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!
Forty-five, a fat man with a boyfriend! Your boyfriend won't want you if you are fat again! Think of him calling you fat and cute! Your figure is just real! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute?
Forty-six, you should cheer for yourself and prove to yourself and those people that even if you were fat before, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
Forty-seven, if you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
Forty-eight, if you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself, less ink, and you will die decisively?
Forty-nine, clothes, pants, why have you lost weight?
Fifty, other girls can lose weight, why can't you! Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
5 1. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.
52. I envy others for losing weight. How did they get through it? Do you know?
Fifty-three, regard fat as the enemy and lose weight every minute until tears fall.
Fifty-four, a person can't even control his own weight, how can he control his own life!
Fifty-five, control your appetite and eat less. What can you do? Can you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!
Fifty-six, fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
Fifty-seven, don't lose weight or buy new clothes! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!
Fifty-eight, beautiful and natural, can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.
59. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
Sixty, some people are dead, but he is still alive; Some people are alive, but he is as fat as death.
6 1. The key to losing weight is hunger. Exercise is the most useless, at most it is an aid, but you can't lose weight through exercise.
Sixty-two, stop eating. How dare you eat when you are so fat!
Sixty-three, eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?
Sixty-four, watching beautiful women live more moist one by one, why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.
Sixty-five, if a person can't even repair his own fat, how can he repair other people's hearts!
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
Sixty-seven, I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly
Sixty-eight, fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.
Sixty-nine, youth is only once, we can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!
Seventy, people who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back?
Seventy-one, anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad!
Seventy-two, if you are hungry, look in the mirror, you fat bitch!
Seventy-three, if a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!
Seventy-four, beauty despises us fat people! We deserve it! Who told others to have perseverance? If others can keep silent, they will have the right to laugh. We don't want to be laughed at, just stick to it!
There are many people around you who care about you, so just bear it.
Seventy-six, I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
Seventy-seven, if you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.
Seventy-nine, when you want to let go, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
Eighty, a woman with a weight of three figures has no future! Only be hard on yourself!
Eighty-one, the body is not good, wear clothes that don't look good. Who else can see the beauty of the soul these days? Because he is fat, he is often ridiculed.
Eighty-two, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!
Eighty-three, beautiful, that is a must! However, there are many ways for the brain to lose weight. I mean, there are others who make you happiest and most persistent!
If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.
Eighty-five, a person can't even control his appetite. What is the difference between him and an animal?
Eighty-six, pig fat can also sell more money, can you sell money when you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.
Eighty-seven, my three shortcomings are: fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!
Eighty-eight, don't just fantasize about how thin you are and don't work hard!
Eighty-nine, you hold on! Don't even eat! Tender and fat, dare to eat!
Ninety, why are you so shameless? Look at your fat face at dinner. You have no right to eat! Fat bitch!
9 1 Stop eating. How dare you eat when you are so fat!
Ninety-two, don't show your teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!
Ninety-three, ten fat people and nine lazy people.
94. I like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day?
Ninety-five, it has been painful for some days, don't let those efforts be in vain!
96. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life?
No matter how thin you are, as long as you don't control the rebound, you will be absolutely successful!
Bye, May. Hello, Joan. Work hard and copy.
Goodbye, May, hello, June, copy (1) 1. However, the rain in June came and went in a hurry. After the storm, the sun soon smiled again. After the new rain in the countryside, the temperature will always drop and the air will be much fresher. Sometimes, when the rain begins, a curved rainbow appears in the sky.
Never give up what you really want. It's hard to wait, but what a pity! Good morning, beautiful June!
3. Let the years pass, let the world change. I smile, too. I have no regrets. The years are quiet, but I still miss you. Hello in June ~
4. In June, a splendid summer is ushered in. In summer, in June, when we get closer.
June is the rainy season. I am used to walking alone in the rain with an umbrella, and my heart is as cold as water. I like to look up in the rain, wet my hair and face, and then quietly feel the warmth overflowing from my eyes and soothing my lips.
6. The city is crowded, but we are scattered at the crossroads.
7. Change of heart is instinct, loyalty is choice. I'm glad you can come, and I don't regret that you left and couldn't help each other. Then I'll forget about the Jianghu. From then on, I was happy when I left. See you in May. Good June.
8. In June, I wish every father in the world good health!
9. The bright red scarf is like a flame, burning in a young mind. In the ranks of the Young Pioneers, step out of the echelon of the motherland tomorrow. These childish and solemn little faces make June vivid and full of vitality.
10. Destiny is in your own hands, your life is your own author, and your script is written by yourself. Good morning, Joan!
1 1. May the piano be in the palace and the years be quiet. A little heavy and a little melancholy. Hello in June ~
12. What kind of mentality you have, what kind of life you have. Learn to let go, relax and let nature take its course. It will still be sunny tomorrow. Hello in June!
13. The years are quiet, and I really want us to grow old safely, unhurriedly and unhurriedly. Hello in June ~
14. In June, I wish all innocent children a happy Children's Day!
15. Goodbye, May! Hello, Joan!
16. Where I can see, my eyes are with you; Out of sight, my heart is with you.
17. Live up to June and live up to yourself! At the same time, I wish the old urchin a happy Children's Day.
18. June will definitely be better. I feel that life is getting sweeter and cuter bit by bit.
19. The sunshine in June is very warm and the smile is very nice. Our candy is still so sweet. We forget loneliness, put aside troubles and don't want to be sad.
20. See you in May. Good June. If you have a dream, pursue it. Don't let go if you have love.
Goodbye, May, hello, June, copy (2) 2 1. In the new June, may you love everything you ask for and what you love.
22. Everything will have an answer. If you look for it in a hurry, what you miss is the silence of the years. Hello in June ~
Sometimes, if you look at it from another angle, you will find something different, and maybe there will be a whole new world. Good morning in June!
See you in May. Good June. May all my sweat be rewarded and all my efforts will not be disappointed. May my June be as gorgeous as summer flowers.
25. See you in May. Good June. Another year of struggle, away from impetuousness, away from noise, settling time, in order to better yourself.
26. The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself. In order to make myself better, good morning, come on!
27. This circle of friends commented on taking a cup of milk tea ... June 3 1 draw.
28. I don't expect anything in May. I hope June will be better for me.
29. See you in May. Good June! Just be happy!
In June in this city, I remembered the past. Crying star, why do you always sting my brow on a windy moonlit night? Breathe a quiet air in the middle of the night. Night, so quiet, so long, so quiet that people suffocate and feel lonely. The rain in June kept falling and hit the lost land hard. Why does my heart ache?
3 1. The breath of June permeates the city, and hot air sweeps the whole city.
32. It's a new week, and next week is a single holiday. I really don't expect anything. Hold on until June.
33. Funny souls will meet eventually, and boring souls will drift away. Beauty may be late, but she will never be absent. See you in May. Good June.
34. The most beautiful summer in memory is June when I met you in the crowd.
What we really want is not material but spiritual wealth. If you want to be happy, you want to enrich your mind.
36. June, come on. In the past, we wandered in the years together, saying goodbye and searching constantly, as if we were young and thin at that time, enjoying and laughing in our dreams. In the new January, I hope that time will pay off, and youth will pay off.
See you in May, and it will be summer in June.
38. In June, try to be yourself. Every beautiful day is today, and every day full of expectations is tomorrow. Try to greet the morning glow with hope, everything is just right.
39. Poetry in June seems to be unable to blow away the splendor of youth, and the wind in June seems to be unable to blow away my love for you.
40. We should all have a happy June.
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