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202 1 cold humor, take care of yourself when it is cold.

1, it's cold, you can wear long pants! My heart is cold, what should I do?

2, time says that every day is an opportunity, life says that life should know how to experience, the moon says that missing is the most exhausting, and friendship says that it doesn't matter if you meet less, as long as you remember, it is valuable. It's cold, take care of yourself!

Dear baby, it is cold. I specially made a small cotton-padded jacket for you, with love as the collar, treasure as the buckle and care as the sleeve. May you wear it to warm the winter.

Dear, it's cold, please take care of yourself.

5. Why are there more hot drinks in hot weather and more cold drinks in cold weather? Is it not cold or hot?

6. It's cold and naked. Please take care of yourself. I always miss you.

7. When it is cold, people will feel sad. Just one day after leaving you, you are as embarrassed as a child who only needs my comfort.

8. It's freezing, and the cold wind blows on your face like a knife.

9. On behalf of the central and local governments, I also extend my cordial greetings to the vast wire piles, Chinese cabbage in spring, watermelon seedlings in summer, spinach soup in autumn and vegetable baskets in winter: it's cold, add clothes!

10, it's cold, it's time to add clothes, no matter what you do. Although in a different place, we will meet again!

1 1, the road is one step at a time. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life, and I cherish you more. Baby, it's cold. Take care of yourself.

12. It's very cold here. Friends who come to enjoy maple leaves should pay attention to keep warm. Besides, this year's maple leaves will be particularly good, so I should be glad you came.

13, dear, the cold wind is rustling and affectionate; The weather is cool and I miss you deeply. Whenever and wherever, I remember thinking of you in the distance. Remember to put on more clothes when it is cold.

14, it's getting cold and I don't want to get up more and more. Unfortunately, I have to go to work and drag my feet.

15, it's so cold outside, I don't want to get up, so I can only wrap the thickest down jacket today! ! ! Why is it getting colder every day?

16, cold weather. Beautiful women in the street can't see some snow-white places when they are squatting.

17, snowflakes make winter, and the cold has arrived. Take care by SMS. Don't forget to wear more clothes in cold weather, keep warm from the cold, the flu is very bad. You should take precautions in advance and put health first, so as to make more money!

18, it turned out to be cold. Even hugging takes courage.

19, cold air is harmful, put on more clothes and hats, eat more fruits and vegetables, exercise is not bad, sleep in a thick quilt and catch a cold. It's cold, it's cold, to prevent the body from getting cold and warm. May you be healthy and moist!

20. It's cold. If you are single, please put on more clothes and keep warm.

2 1, May the cold wind blow away troubles, snowflakes dance out happiness, and winter shines with happiness, conveying the message of care. Don't forget to add clothes when it is cold. Health is the most important!

22. I'm cold there, so we don't have it in winter.

23. I wanted a cup of hot water to warm myself in cold weather, but I accidentally burned my hand. Anyway, no matter who soothes it, as long as it touches it, it is a thrilling pain. No matter how long it takes, it is the most obvious scar on my body.

Getting wet can't help you hold an umbrella. It's cold, so I can't add clothes for you. I can't give you medicine when I am sick. After all, I'm not in the same city as you.

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

26. There is no reason to miss you and love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

27, the spring breeze is not as good as you, remember to wear long pants in cold weather.

28. It's almost time to get you out of your head, wash it, chop it up, dry it and refrigerate it, then thaw it when it's cold, season it with onions and put the soup in.

29. It was cold, and sadness began to gather. People wrapped in cold can't have a fiery heart!

30. It's freezing, and geese fly south. Dear friends, the weather is changeable. Please prevent colds and put on more clothes.

3 1. Drink hot water when you have a stomachache, add clothes when it is cold, take medicine when you have a cold, cook when you are hungry, take an umbrella when it rains, count sheep when you are insomnia, watch TV dramas when you are bored, and love when no one loves you.

32. The weather is very cold. Warm your right hand with your left hand.

Take care of yourself when it's cold. After all, I am not yours. I can't give you medicine or lend you my coat.

34. Winter is coming, it is very cold, and the air is solidified; When winter comes, I greet you more, care about you more, and miss you more often. My friend, winter is cold and heartless. Please keep warm and beware of catching a cold.

35, cold wind blowing, drizzle falling, only to find that the cold winter has quietly arrived; This moment may forget everything; The only thing you can't forget is to gently say to you who are far away from home: it's cold, pay attention to your health!

36. It's cold in winter. Take care of yourself and be healthy and safe.

37. Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you. I'll carry you when I'm tired, carry you when I'm cold, carry you when I'm hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. I have no temper because I love you so much.

38. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Hot at any time, continuous fever, warm to the heart.

39. Happiness is actually very simple. A good night before going to bed, a short message when it is cold, and a short parting miss have warmed my heart.

It's cold there. Take care of yourself. Don't worry about me, I've been living in summer.

4 1, whether you are bread in the morning or light bulb at night; Whether you are ice cream in summer or cotton-padded jacket in winter; It's cold, please accept my warm and thoughtful message and remember to put on more clothes.

Please don't tell me to wear more clothes when the weather is cold. Please come up and hug me directly.

43. I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

44. It's cold, and I don't want to get up or go out. All because of this little bitch! Then the question is coming. How to solve the problem of eating today? Then the problem was solved, and the work that can earn money at home in the dormitory came!

45. You say cold, I say cold heart.

46. The sky is blue when I miss you, warm when I miss you, anxious when I care about you, and I should take care of you when it is cold. Dear, it's cold, keeping warm is the first drop!

47. Honey, the most romantic thing I can think of is to bring you food while eating and put on your coat when it's cold. Be happy with you when you are happy, and coax you to be happy when you are unhappy; When you are lonely, I always send you text messages!

48. It's getting cold. Are you freezing into a dog? It's very cold. Are you freezing into popsicles?

49. Get up and say hello to good morning. Wear clothes consciously in cold weather, take medicine actively and drink hot water when you have a cold. Feel lonely, hug yourself, feel tired, have a rest and love the only one in the world. Good morning.

50. Do you want a coat or a hug when you are cold?