How do double eleven businessmen send friends?

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1. When Singles Day arrives, I will give you three treasures: I will give you a chopstick and wish you a pair of chopsticks; Send you a fried dough stick, wish your "oil" wife "oil" small; Here is a cane for you. I wish you "Gan" to get naked quickly. Happy Singles Day!

2. Singles Day is to remind you of ugliness, and Double Eleven is to remind you of poverty.

3. There is a kind of bachelor, just waiting for someone, waiting for the right person. It's not that I don't want to say goodbye to being single, I don't want to be single all the time, I just choose to live alone quietly for the sake of that love and love for the person who has been in my heart.

4. I grabbed a canned dog for Beibei and fell asleep. There was no need for double 11 to chop hands at all.

5. You and I, two people, take up space, which is double; You are single, I am single, both lonely and sad; It is better to agree, to have a partner, and to take off the bill; Someone to accompany, someone to accompany, not lonely, wish for a long time! Happy Singles Day!

6. When is the spring and autumn moon? How much do bachelors know? Singles' Day is coming again, and the past is unbearable. In the middle of the month, the milk tea store should still be there, but the boss changed it. How many festivals have passed? It seems that bachelors rush forward every year!

7. I bought a pair of Nike on Double Eleven, but the boss said that I would lose three for one fake. As a result, I opened the courier a few days later and looked at four pairs of shoes.

8. Double Eleven emptied the shopping cart of Dangdang e-books, which is considered to be a double eleven.

9. The Moon of Eating Earth is coming. . . I was very sad when I swept the shopping cart of Double Eleven. . .

1. I haven't had time to watch Taobao Tmall. It feels like I haven't reviewed for the exam tomorrow.

11. Save money by chopping hands, and work and rest on time by disconnecting the net.

12, the current atmosphere is not normal, find someone to ask for a garage. Handsome people are not as good as money. With money, everything is done. A friend invited the two of them to meet, and made a first offer. Bad job, low salary, hands-free friends. Singles Day is sad!

On November 1st, Singles' Day, it's always lonely when you're alone. Find a lover to get rid of your bill. You'll be less annoyed and less worried. You'll try your best to pursue it without fear of rejection. I wish you to end your single life and get rid of your bill as soon as possible.

14. Look for friends, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and then go after Singles Day.

15. Cars are eager for roads and flowers are eager for rain and dew; Read all the ups and downs, and find her thousands of degrees in the crowd; Looking back suddenly, there are countless aunts; The soul longs for a home, and the bachelor longs for a wife. Singles Day wishes: beautiful women often patronize!

16. The only shopping cart for the Double Eleven is finished. It's time to pay for it.