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Couples take a group photo, sweet talk.
May my beloved be carefree for a hundred years.
Love is the beauty of you and me, and liking us is the beginning.
4. Jianghu is not easy to mix. Come and hang out in my bed.
5.? Make a girl's paper as sweet as candy, and then it will melt in your heart.
6. You can laugh, my coke is not very sweet.
7. After meeting you, I opened my eyes and saw a flower field, and closed my eyes and saw a starry sky.
8. What is happiness? When I miss you, you appear at the first time.
9. I don't even care about myself, but I still care about you, which shows how much I love you.
10. Mom is tired of food and wants to eat you now.
1 1. You stretch out your finger, I stretch out a finger, which makes two mouths.
12. From the day I met you, everything I did was for you.
13. My little daughter is incompetent. Let him have three thousand beautiful men in the world, but I just love my son.
14. My favorite person is you, and my favorite thing to do is to miss you.
15. Every casual smile on your face is my most sincere memory.
16. I'll give you my hand. Hold on tight and don't lose me.
17.? Thinking of you has become a habit, and loving you has become a ruthless poison.
18. I tell you, this is not fake. I like you.
19. Crossing Qian Shan, I arrived at you, hugged you and entered you, just like the sudden appearance of Shan Lan.
20. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
2 1. I want to be a child all my life, so I have reason to let you hug me.
22. None of the pigs outside are as cute as you. /calculate/
23. You are my special concern, so I like you very much.
24. In this world, there are always people who love you clumsily and want to give you all the tenderness.
25. Once upon a time, now and forever, you were like my heartbeat.
26. If you have done everything through the ages, you will know the exquisite heart of Iraqis.
27. There are many ways to be happy. The most direct way is to meet you.
28. The warm spring breeze opens your gentle smiling eyes and blows them into my heart. Your smiling eyes are curved, which is the sweetness I want to explore.
29. Stay with me, or I'll feed you to the pigs.
30.? I want to draw a picture for you, with my heart as my heart, my feelings as my ink, my love for you as my content and my pen for the rest of my life.
3 1. Simple life is actually the greatest happiness.
32. I miss the little happiness between us, just bit by bit, so I will remember it.
33. Candy, it is very sweet, because it can make our love sweet.
34. What do you think it's like to like someone? At first glance, I was happy, but I missed you for a long time.
35. I have no ability to send you brilliance, and it is also elegant to grow old together.
36. I often laugh inexplicably, only to find that this smile is about you.
37. My life is plain, but because of you, I have become luxurious.
38. Read you a fairy tale book about love every night.
On a bright spring morning, I lived happily in a quiet town.
40. Don't let others call me funny, it's only yours.
4 1. He said that he loves me because I love him multiplied by ten. In fact, I love you because you love me multiplied by one hundred.
Meeting you is the best thing in my life.
43. With my beloved, two children, a dog, two cats and three goldfish, life will be fine.
44. What is enjoyment? Looking at you is a pleasure. What is happiness? Liking you is a kind of happiness.
45. The days with you, though bumpy, are also happy times.
46. Coffee is bitter for one person, but happy for two people.
47. Even if you look like your photo, I still like you.
48. Favorite time, favorite you, embrace good memories.
49. Love is distressed. You can like many people, but only you are really distressed.
50. Our hug is just a moment, but it can warm each other's hearts.
5 1. Every second with you is eternity in my life.
52. I want to become a fish, steam it with braised water, and then lie in your tender stomach.
53. The most beautiful moment when we met, we, each other, were moved.
54. One day, one month, one time, we will hold hands happily, and we will be together forever.
56. Full set of Wi-Fi+ warm bed+warm sunshine+delicious food. You are nearby.
57. Time will tell you that the more ordinary the company, the longer it will take.
58. When you come to the earth, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.
You live quietly in my heart, like a full moon in the night sky.
60. Without Andersen who weaves beautiful fairy tales, we still have the original agreement and never give up.
Ancient style happy couples sign a pair of you in space, which makes me worry-free for a hundred years.
1: The dream of youth is from lofty sentiments to scattered all over the world.
2. Youth friendship goes from life and death to falling apart.
Love can't last forever, it can only be a flash in the pan.
Youth is not eternal, but fleeting.
5: It's getting dark and dark clouds are coming down.
6: The cold wind is howling, shanghai dawn.
7: I don't talk nonsense to confuse people, how can I deserve your high-heeled black silk.
8: I am not vicious, how can I deserve your charm.
9: You said that people are afraid of loneliness when walking.
10: I said that this is not even what you should do when people are surging.
1 1: Who will hold me in my arms and warm my loneliness for half a life?
12: Who holds my hand and melts my half-life cream?
13: Put your long hair around your waist and I will marry you in red makeup.
14: You are on earth, can I accompany you to see the prosperity?
15: When the sun sets, I go to the end of the world alone.
16: at half past dawn, light dust is alone at home.
17: I used to propose a toast to you. Being with her is not very story-telling.
18: Qingfeng, I propose a toast to you and take the story with you.
19: I would like to die alone and dye my eyebrows for you. Would you like to sing two lines of tears for me alone?
20: May the Golden Horse reign for you, and may you wear a wedding dress to add fragrance to my tea.
2 1: How long can you stay with me and be buried beside me?
As long as you don't push me away, reincarnation is good.
23: Write a preface for you. You are as charming as a pear flower.
Sing a song for you, and you smile.
25: I like being alone in the dark.
Afraid of seeing an old friend return at dawn.
27: You have kept me safe for a hundred years.
I promise you, you will never die.
You are a scar that I can't get rid of when I drown in the deep sea.
30: You are the bloody wound I hit on the south wall.
3 1: I want to die alone and dye your eyebrows. Would you like to sing two lines of tears for me alone?
I wish you a golden horse, and I wish you a wedding dress to add fragrance to my tea.
People who love you are on the way.
People who miss you are busy day and night.
You and time are thin and cold.
36: Lihua and I shed tears together.
Sailing with the current, sailing against the current, coming and going like a shuttle carrying my sorrow, endless.
38: Don't hate autumn, don't complain about autumn, how to receive loneliness, and the bright moon shines on distant continents.
39: Look at the plum branches, look at the lotus branches, write a poem with a wisp of fragrance, and the dust is not dyed.
I miss you, I am afraid, I feel sad and sorry, and I am helpless.
4 1: You and I don't see each other all the year round. Thank you for your time.
42: Live and die with you until I am old.
43: Accompany you to live the emotional answer along the way.
44: Accompany you to turn loneliness into courage.
45: A sweet song makes it impossible for us to go back to the past.
46. The relationship between different levels of uncertainty determines the final split.
If you still have what you lost, you won't be as happy as before.
48: Losing what you already have will be more sad than not getting it.
49: Wait for an encounter, walk leisurely in the screen and drink a glass of wine.
50: Have a gentle dream and hide it in your heart. Don't hate it when you leave.
5 1: Forgive me for loving you so much.
52: Forgive me for not expressing my love for you.
Besides loess and bones, I will make you happy for a hundred years.
Besides being apart, I will make you happy for thousands of days.
55: I only miss you in a deserted place where people are crowded with mountains and seas.
56: I only missed you during the long time when Lu Yao died.
57: You said it wasn't me when the crowd was surging. What should you do?
I said, give me your hand after drinking this strong liquor, and I'll take you away.
59: How many wax torches does Acacia condense after the red dust is exhausted?
60: Memories of thousands of years linger in the shadows.
6 1: She said that she was not drunk, but she was teetering in tears.
You said you loved her, but you didn't say you would give her a home.
63: I just winked at you with my cheeks bulging.
64: I just hold you and touch my hair.
65: Our beginning is doomed to make you suffer loneliness.
66: Our ending is doomed to make me suffer losses.
How do you know I'm not behind you if you don't look back?
68: I am afraid to turn around and find that you are not behind me.
I can only give you a unique smile on your most unforgettable journey.
70: I can only give you an exclusive hug during your most unforgettable journey.
7 1: I am willing to accompany you from youth to white hair.
72: I am willing to accompany you from youth to white hair.
73: You said you would accompany me for a long time.
74: Our photos have become very old, too.
75: I smile at the sky, I just hope you can see it.
76: I shouted, I just hope you can hear me.
I always thought I could be strong enough to recover without drugs.
78: I always thought I could be immune to all kinds of drugs when I grew up.
I want to meet you unexpectedly and greet you with a smile.
80: I am willing to run counter to you and hug you.
8 1: The beginning of a story is always so unexpected.
82: The story always ends like this: two flowers bloom in different directions.
83: The breeze rises slowly. I like you very much.
84: The seaside breeze is waiting for you.
85: How long can you stay with me and be buried beside me?
86: As long as you don't push me away, reincarnation is good.
You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk.
88: I said this is not even what you should do when there are many people.
89: The untold past can only be dispersed with the wind.
90: Endless sadness can only be a joke.
9 1: I am a lonely and addicted person who has loved you for a long time.
92: I am a lonely person, but I have missed you for a long time.
93: trade my life for your innocence for ten years.
94: trade me for a lifetime and make you laugh for a hundred years.
95: Love is not who makes anyone humble.
96: Emotion is not who turns who into comfort.
If only you knew I would do it for you.
98: If you know how good I am willing to give my life for you.
99: Ten years of life and death.
100: one hundred years of practice, ten years of practice, and one thousand years of practice.
10 1: infatuated with a delicious fragrance, when a gust of wind blows.
102: I fell in love with a serious pastime and had a blooming time.
103: hand in hand, eye in eye, never tire of watching. The mountains are silent, and the water is silent.
104: All kinds of tenderness spread around, under your eyes and between my eyebrows.
105: You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk.
106: I said that this is not even what you should do when people are surging.
107: You seem to be a breeze blowing away my anxiety.
108: You are like a warm sun, illuminating my inner darkness.
109: Your heart froze in my heart, and my night gave up the dawn for you.
1 10: Your heart will freeze. You don't care about dawn.
1 1 1: You said that people are afraid of loneliness when walking.
1 12: I said that crowds are not what you should do.
1 13: Since you chose me, don't abandon me.
1 14: Since I have chosen you, I must love you.
1 15: The faint loneliness disappears like parting.
1 16: Shallow happiness is like a meteor.
1 17: When the weather is cool, the old city is empty and the wilderness is deserted.
1 18: Sick heart, wet eyes, dirty old alley.
1 19: You and I won't meet again all year round. Thank you for your time.
120: Live and die with you until the end of my life.
12 1: cold hands are not cold when you pull them.
122: I'm lonely. Because you are by my side, I am not lonely.
123: There will always be someone in this world who is your dream.
124: There will always be someone in this world who is your warmth.
125: In early summer, the ink color of rice paper was messy.
126: messy rice paper dyed red in early autumn.
127: As long as you look back and smile, I will become a butterfly in my life.
128: As long as you stare intently, I will wait for you all my life.
129:[ Don't frown all day, promise to bow your head just to kiss you]
130:[ Don't close your eyes because you are lonely, but cry because you dream]
13 1: People who love you are on the road.
132: People who miss you are busy day and night.
133: Don't make do when you are lonely.
134: Don't talk to people you don't know.
135: No matter how bright the sun is, it can't compare with your smile.
136: The charm of flowers on the other side is not as good as your smile.
137: There are always too many tears in my eyes, and I keep pulling. ヮ
138: There is always too much affection in my heart. ヮ
139: I will marry you after I am young and frivolous.
140: I will marry you after I am young and frivolous.
14 1: I just want to tell you all the romantic plots.
142: I just want to hear all your sweet words.
143: The beauty of a man is that he lies and says "going to hell in broad daylight".
144: The beauty of a woman lies in trusting her without regrets.
145: Don't worry, I'll always be there.
146: Don't be afraid, I will love you all my life.
147: The handsome silhouette captured someone's heart.
148: Handsome profile, stealing someone's heart.
149: I want to become the sun, illuminate your world and nourish your heart.
150: I want to become a cloud to support your world and warm your heart.
15 1: I'm afraid the time is too fast to see you carefully.
152: I am afraid that time will pass too slowly, and I am worried about losing you day and night.
153: Ambiguity is better than love.
154: I would rather know each other than fall in love.
155: Ten years of cold window, nine dynasties and eight thoughts on Chun Qing, forgetting old friends.
156: An old friend, two glasses of old wine, three wishes, and lifelong love.
157: Don't drink when you are in a bad mood.
158: Don't look back if you want to go.
159: May you treat me like my life, stay with me for a long time and love me as I love you.
160: I hope you can love me as much as I love you.
16 1: I miss you as much as a sunflower misses the sun.
162: I need you as much as dandelions need a breeze.
163: I don't expect a song to last forever.
164: I just want to dance with you forever.
165: You and time are thin and cool.
166: Lihua and I shed tears together.
167: Listen to the wind and watch the rain, and laugh at the misty rain.
168: drinking and singing, saying that it will make me drunk.
169: If you like waves, I will conquer the world with blood-stained shirts.
170: If you want to be safe, I will put my charger down and give it to your family.
17 1: You said that people are afraid of loneliness when walking.
172: I said that this is not even what you should do when people are surging.
173: Girls are palms.
174: Boys have the back of their hands.
175: Would you choose one to accompany you in the rain or one to give you an umbrella?
176: I will choose the one who gave me an umbrella, but I refuse to throw away the person who accompanied me in the rain.
177: Talking about the ideal of having me and you.
178: Tell a story, you have her.
179: What is love? Love is when two dogs come together happily!
180: You gave birth to me before I was born, and I was old when I was born. You hate that I was born late, but I was old when I was born. I hate being born at different times and being nice to you every day.
18 1: It's not that I don't know how to play hard to get, it's not that I don't know how to be reserved, but I just don't have the heart to deliberately leave you out. I can't help seeing your news.
182: I miss you. I like you. In every passionate expression, I want to take off my armor and hug you with my soft rib.
183: The room is finally no longer lit with warm orange lights as before, and there is no girl on the dining table who cooks every day and waits for praise like a child.
184: There are no more women's clothes on the sofa in the living room or in the wardrobe in the bedroom. Her studio was also moved clean, leaving no brush.
185: I like being alone in the dark.
186: I'm afraid to see my old friend at dawn.
187: It will clear up if you are fine.
188: How can I be safe without you?
189: I can't hold your hand
190: I can't catch your heart.
19 1: No writer can write my story.
192: Chopin can't play Lao Tzu's sadness no matter how awesome he is.
May the person I love at the age of seventeen be my partner at the age of seventy.
1. Be a conscientious person in life and prepare to build a beautiful family, a safe and warm family.
2. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.
Happiness is that I love you and then you fall in love with me.
4. Sit quietly on the stone steps, relax, and let my body become empty, bigger and empty. There are horses and leisurely sheep, blue sky and white clouds on the grassland, as well as vast oceans, high Himalayan snow-capped mountains, prayer flags dancing with the wind, and clear lakes in my body. A little bigger, my body was full of stars, and finally my body disappeared, and I became void.
Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury: cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.
6. It's too late to answer. Let's go. When you can't answer and ask questions, let action be the only meaning. Anyway, in the long years to come, you will have plenty of time to explain it, to sort it out, to commemorate it as history, and even to cherish it. The truth must have been beyond recognition. Maybe even the "truth" itself can't smell the original taste-so what? I love myself anyway.
7. Life is like flying. It doesn't matter how high you fly, what matters is getting to your destination safely.
8. Drink tea three times, the first time is a bitter life; Second, sweet as love; Third, it is as light as a breeze.
9. When you love someone, you are afraid of her. There is nothing to be ashamed of. But remember one thing: you can be afraid of her, but you can't forget that you are afraid because you love her. You love her because you think highly of her. She has no right to use this to make you obey her. If you find that she is using this, you should leave her without hesitation.
10. Tonight's white clouds are not as vast and free as during the day, nor as high and light as in spring, summer and autumn. They are disorderly, bright, white and rich. I feel within my reach. Although the air leakage is deep in winter, it is a different kind of warmth and my mood is relaxed. I am too lazy to lie down and sleep.
1 1. Cherish the people who can be together. Some people want to be together, but they can't
12. When you and I meet many years later, will you say to me: Do I love your face destroyed by years more than your beauty when you were young?
13. If time goes back, I'd rather never be serious about you.
14. Lead China all his life and promise to love him all his life.
15. Everything must come to an end, even if you have confided to them.
16. Anything deep enough is a knife.
17. Love begins with a stranger and ends with a stranger.
18. You really have to meet someone who can crush you and crush you.
19. If time goes back, I'd rather never be serious about you.
20. Sometimes you are extremely disappointed, but the sudden surprise makes you unable to recover for a long time.
202 1 I hope the person I love at the age of seventeen is the person I accompany at the age of seventy.
1. Don't want to cry when you are embarrassed, and laughing is not like laughing.
I didn't call you even though you were online. It's not that I don't care about you, but that I find that you don't need me anymore.
3. The greatest loneliness is not one person, but two people become one person.
4. Smoked makeup looks good, which makes me a panda that everyone looks up to.
5. A positive person is like the sun, where it shines; Negative people are like the moon, and the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is different.
6. "How long has it been since an old friend walked side by side?"
7. Let go if you don't want to love, shut up if you don't want to talk, and let go if you don't want to hate.
8. I didn't pay attention to taking a shower and used the shower gel as shampoo.
9. May the person I love at the age of seventeen be my partner at the age of seventy.
10, don't always say "how old are you?" As an excuse to make friends, if you want to make friends, just say so.
1 1. In fact, love has many choices, and I can also set you free.
12, one should be crazy once in one's life, whether for one person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.
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