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Cold and aloof personality signature

1. Thanks for betrayal, it taught me not to be kind!

2. Sometimes, the economy is not independent, and everything you make is a fart! The economy is independent enough, and farting is also crazy!

3. My choice is full of thorns, even rolling and crawling, I will go to the end!

4. The shame of some men is that they want to find a woman to serve themselves like their mother, but they refuse to obey like their son. I want to find a girl who is as clever and clingy as my daughter, but I can't be as painful as my father!

5. Don't believe me when I say I will wait for you. After all, I am cool, so I will go with him when I meet the right person.

6. If you care too much about other people's opinions, your life will become a pair of underpants. You have to answer whatever other people fart!

7. The only thing that persists when you grow up is to charge your mobile phone every day.

8. The distance between people, too close, will hurt people, too far will hurt people. So, please keep the distance between you and me!

9. You don't have to make a beautiful promise, but you are sincere when you take action.

1. liking the new and hating the old is not a disease, only those who constantly forgive are sick. If you don't have the ability to comfort yourself, you really can't live now.

11. I didn't raise myself so expensive to let you tell me how to save money.

12. Don't always give in to people who embarrass you. People who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people at all!

13. The disappointing thing has never failed me, and it always disappoints me seriously, so it is better to raise it if you can't hold the sand.

14. Being a man is actually very simple. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business; If you don't take me seriously, your business is none of my business!

15. I give too much to my face, and I am used to being sick! Don't wait for me to slap you in the face before I know how to sew my mouth!

16. Someone once asked me who gave me the best gift on my birthday. I said it was my mother, because my mother gave me a life and I still use it!

17. There is a saying that "I am willing to spend money for you" is the most sincere way to express my feelings, and everything else is routine!

18. It is better for someone to stretch out a hand to wipe your tears when you fail than for countless people to reach out and applaud you when you succeed!

19. I am half a catty of scrap iron, and others are eight taels of gold, which perfectly explains the true meaning of me and others.

2. People always ask me: How much does a man earn a month to support you? I don't need a man to raise me. I raise myself!