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Why is the driving school coach so restless?

Nowadays, there are more and more cars, which means that many people have to learn to take the driver's license, but you will meet many interesting driving school coaches on the way to learn the license. Bian Xiao thinks that every coach is like a talented player, and there is always one who makes you laugh.

Take stock of the classic quotations of driving school coaches: I am old and can't stand such a toss. Please change coaches.

1. Do you want to take the steering wheel so tightly and go home?

There is also a driving school across the street. Why don't you try there?

3. Here's ten dollars to buy me a box of Chinese pressure.

Take stock of the classic quotations of driving school coaches: I am old and can't stand such a toss. Please change coaches.

Did you see those two people in front? Kill them. Dare not? Dare not brake!

5. Coach: Do you like me? Me: No. Coach: So you didn't step on the brakes to die with me?

6. Coach: "Let another coach teach you. I am too old to stand such a toss. "

Take stock of the classic quotations of driving school coaches: I am old and can't stand such a toss. Please change coaches.

7. Coach: "How did someone else's bike pass you again? A dozen cars! You lift your left foot off the clutch. Lift it. Are you a prosthetic leg? Are you here to drive a car or learn to ride a sewing machine?

"I have never been scolded by the coach, and I am embarrassed to say that I have learned to drive." Have you ever learned to drive? When being scolded, I believe many people will think of a question like Bian Xiao, "Why do some driving school coaches like to scold students?" Are students really stupid? No, Bian Xiao is also engaged in driving and training. There are no fewer than 50 coaches who have contacted before and after, and several of them are quite familiar with Bian Xiao. Bian Xiao, I will tell you seriously for the following reasons:

The first reason is that some coaches deliberately seek superiority. No matter ourselves or the coaches themselves, in fact, the whole society has a poor impression and evaluation of driving school coaches, and their social status is relatively low. Many coaches graduated from high school or even junior high school with relatively low academic qualifications. Some of them are like illiterate country people. In fact, the society often looks down on the job of coach. But the coach himself can't help it, because many people can drive, teach people to drive, and don't know what job is suitable without being a coach. Usually, they are used to contempt and indifference. They majored in driving, so no matter what occupation the students are engaged in, teachers, even professors, lawyers, doctors and even officials, as long as they come to learn driving, regardless of whether they practice well or not, the coach can swear loudly and have no scruples. They are more looking for social identity, a sense of existence, and deliberately looking for a sense of superiority that is completely absent in other places. In this case, the coach will scold the students whether they practice well or not.

The second reason is that students are really stupid. In fact, everyone has a blind spot in learning, and learning is the same. In particular, things like learning to drive, which require practical physical coordination and flexible cooperation between hands and feet, are really difficult for many people, so many students make repeated mistakes when learning to drive, some actions that are simple and easy for the coach. The coach must be upset when he faces many students who make such repeated mistakes every day. Over the years, they have developed such a character and temper of cursing at will. But in this case, more students will be scolded for making mistakes and doing badly.

The third reason is that there are really not many good coaches. Among the dozens of coaches Bian Xiao knows, he has a really good temper and almost never scolds his students. There are three coaches. No matter how wrong students are, they always smile under any circumstances. This is more related to their own personality. There are few coaches who are good-natured and don't curse. More bad money drives out good money. Good coaches were eventually eliminated and unfit to teach. Because coaches with good personality and good temper often can't teach students well, the pass rate is not high, and they can't make money, so they are naturally eliminated by this industry.

The three reasons mentioned above, Bian Xiao thinks is the most important. Most coaches who abuse students are bad coaches. But to tell the truth, a coach with a good personality who doesn't scold students is often not a good coach in the end. Learning to drive is very special, you often need to know each other, and it is not easy to be a coach.

Bian Xiao immediately felt the pain points in these golden sentences. Did your coach say the same thing?