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The Back of He Chao

I think my back is particularly handsome.

Everyone's image and temperament are very important to themselves. Some people are worried, some people feel inferior, and some people are proud of it. But I'm not like this. On the contrary, I don't care much.

Some people ask me why I can achieve this state. The reason is very simple, that is, I have an innate extraordinary temperament and envy others, crushing the appearance and figure of others. Apart from these, just a back is enough to fascinate people.

He Chaovsky once said: All a person's wealth, abilities and experiences will be reflected in his back, which I think is very good. Just as the old man has a rickety back, the children have a youthful back, and the rich have a triumphant back. But my back is very different.

My back has an innate detachment, which seems to be detached from the dirty secular world: my back has the domineering power of a king, so everything bows down: my back is handsome in its height, and handsome is extraordinary in its handsomeness. Therefore, when I walk in the street, people from all walks of life will cast different eyes on me: some are envious, some are envious, and some are killed on the spot.

Of course, there are exceptions. For example, the child who usually sits next to me, I know that a handsome person like me is extremely rare in the world. Coincidentally, that child almost can be equal to me. So he succeeded in attracting my attention. Observing him every day has become a pleasure, which also shows that I am very tolerant and broad-minded.

Now, this kid is sitting in front of me, and just describe his back: there is a little danger in the cold. This charming danger is as attractive to little girls and old girls as I am. But in my opinion, this figure reveals unspeakable cuteness!

So I decided to teach him a clever trick to guard against all kinds of creatures who have wild thoughts about his back, that is, to walk with me, because in this way, all potential dangerous factors will be absorbed by me, thus protecting his safety.

In a word, my back has brought me a rich spiritual world, enough appreciation and critical spirit, and I am more able to help others ... I sincerely sympathize with the teachers who are carefully reviewing this excellent work, because you don't have my back, and your life is always a little less colorful.

There are still many feelings I want to express about my back, but this poor paper can't give me enough space to travel in the spiritual world. Finally, I can only express a little regret: don't love me, there is no result.

Extended information:

Character image:

Super handsome.

"He pulled the mask back without changing color, and his fingers hooked the edge of the cloth. The black cloth was in sharp contrast with his fingers, and his skin color looked abnormal white."

"His eyes were deep, the distance between eyebrows and eyes was narrow, and his eyes were deep."

"Although this man is squatting in front of him, his momentum has not diminished. The figure is clean and neat, most of the forehead is exposed, the nose is high, the eyes are long and narrow, and the eyelids are deep together. When looking at others, those eyes seem to talk, unfathomable, dangerous and sloppy. "

"This man at the door is a prominent figure, with a black T-shirt and dark blue jeans, his ankles folded up, and a casual smile when he speaks. At first glance, he is a popular figure who is contested by little girls on weekdays, and he belongs to the type that he can be relieved by just looking at him once he has committed a crime.

It's not like those lazy gangsters who don't look exactly like each other. It's quite energetic. "

Role ability

A master fighter usually doesn't recruit deadly, but likes to "abuse" his opponent slowly like a cat and mouse.

"After two rounds, Xie Yu had to admit that this man was surprisingly good. The posture of the dry rack is extremely neat, fast, hard and accurate in one go. If you accidentally touch it, it will hurt your bones along the flesh. "

"He Chao fights by insulting the wind and slowly abusing it. During the fight, he will also launch verbal attacks to stimulate the other side, which can make people have an idea of asking for a good time:" You'd better hit me, please hit me hard. "

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-He Chao