52 1 sign joke: I know why I have been losing weight.

1, my youth is not so gorgeous, just very luxurious. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body. Someone asked: How big is your school? I replied: The aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships. 4. At present, the three most popular diseases are procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder and difficult choice. To put it bluntly, it is lazy, cheap and poor. 5, to lose weight, the fat man is shouting, and the thin man is doing it. 6. I suddenly understand what this means. Say the important things three times? Generally speaking, Weibo said it again, space said it again, and friends circle said it again. 7. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin. 8. When I love you, you feel cute when you eat shit. When I don't love you, you eat like shit. 9. I hope that all the money in my wallet will love each other and have many children ~ 10. I can't afford the so-called eternity, and I can't wait for it. 1 1, it's useless for people on the same road to squeeze. 12 Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles. 13, God gave me a stomach to eat food but didn't give me the status of a local tyrant. 14, the three sentences that touched me the most: I brought you delicious food, I invited you to eat delicious food, and I took you to eat delicious food. 15, a friend told me that she would come to me after she lost weight. I'm worried about that. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell. 16, for the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full and study it well. 17, the black and white style can better set off the temperament of Laozi. 18, hold your head up and brag, take a deep breath. 19, every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years. 20. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Many things happen. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.