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Today is my birthday and Dragon Boat Festival. I want to write something about it.

Zongzi accompanied me on my birthday, so happy:-)

I am a palm leaf, and you are rice, wrapping you layer by layer; You are a tooth and I am a rice, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly; How many meters in the palm of your hand means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Kuroko will strangle you!

Zongzi is a fragrant kitchen; Artemisia argyi leaves, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the grid, and when you go out, you can see that the wheat is yellow; It's sunny here, sunny there and sunny everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend!

Acacia stays in all of my heart for a long time, bamboo must be folded in half, etc. Spoons are useless, stealing all of my heart from your eyes. In order to wait for life and death, you will have ten hearts, so you will find endless grass.

I will send you a cake on your birthday; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing.

Everyone praises you for learning fast and eager to learn, and you are just like what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going?

Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you with a little deep concern. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

You know what I'm thinking? Miss you. Do you know why I miss you? Because I like it. Do you know why I like you? Because of your smell. Do you know why it smells? Because you are zongzi, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

A heart hangs on you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

May Festival, dragon boat, dragon drum ringing, riverside, hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves and Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seed, hehe!

On the Dragon Boat Festival, every household hangs a statue of Zhong Kui, hangs wormwood and calamus, races dragon boats, eats zongzi, drinks realgar wine, swims in all diseases, wears sachets and prepares sacrifices. It's fun to make a scene.

Qian Shan's Brown is love. Qu Yuan said thank you. Watching the Dragon Boat Festival, there is no distance to maintain family ties.

Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of May; Realgar shochu calamus sword; The triangular palm is wrapped in glutinous rice, and colorful sachets are hung on the chest. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

May 5th is the Dragon Boat Festival. Eat zongzi and watch dragon boats. Let's get together to celebrate the festival. Wish you a happy holiday!

Smelling the fragrance of zongzi, thinking of you in the distance, how are you? Thanks to the great poet, let's eat more zongzi! Have fun in Duanyang!

Folium Artemisiae Argyi smells fragrant. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

The race has been deeply saddened for thousands of years, and the loyal soul can return after it has gone. The country died today, leaving only Li Sao in the world.

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

I know, I can't be with you. I know all I can do is miss you in the distance. Are you happy? Are you happy? I silently bless you. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. You lick and bite, and my heart will fly out of the clouds ... Ah, Zongzi!

Tip: Wrap the phone in zongzi leaves and cook it in a pot for 60 minutes. The battery capacity of the mobile phone will double, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

Notice: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can collect zongzi from street stalls for free. Remember, apply scald cream in advance to prevent it from being spilled by the stall owner's boiling water!

Smelling the fragrance of zongzi, thinking of you in the distance, how are you? Thanks to the great poet, let's eat more zongzi! Have fun in Duanyang!

Zongzi in hand, remember Lisao, the dragon boat actually crossed, go ahead! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

You should pay attention to your health. It's worrying to hear that you are in such poor health. Take part in more exercise and play less mahjong when you are free. I wish you health every day!

The red flag was held high and flew out of the deep willows. The drums hit the spring thunder, straight through the smoke, and returned far away. Cheers shook the earth and scared away the fighting spirit of ten thousand people. Jinxiu Building West won the first place in the championship.

Dragon Boat Festival is here. Hang sachets and eat zongzi. Every household is really lively! Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

Dragon Boat Festival is a silhouette of a distant mountain in the sunset, and you are still in my canvas; It's just that I'm afraid that today will fly over tomorrow, and all the details of yesterday have been fragmented. ...

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

Mom: You once forced me to eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother, so I will text you to weave a virtual zongzi and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world!

Turn off the phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.