How to send a circle of friends humorously when the barbecue is burnt?

1, I'm really stupid, and I feel really unskilled. I'm always the one who's not smart enough. I can't believe I burned something, and now the house smells terrible!

2, the baking time is really too long, my things are burnt, and I haven't seen the certification, which leads to my time being too late. This burnt thing is like coke, which really makes me fail every time I try!

3. I really feel helpless, even the barbecue is burnt, which makes me feel that everything is so unsatisfactory!

Everything is so sad at this time, so sad that the barbecue is burnt, which makes me feel that I am always unskilled!

5, my barbecue is burnt, which makes me feel that I have been watching it, but I don't realize that all this is my own sorrow!