Talking about jokes in the street

I met a robber in the middle of the night, and he said he wouldn't let you go unless he sang. What are you going to sing? -Nice Chinese songs. . .

I hope Jam Hsiao is in my city every day.

There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

6. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and we are talking about lifelong events!

7. In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade of trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

8. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

9. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

10, scorching sun: describes the strong sunshine in summer. It can also be called scorching sun. Exodus is like a scorching sun.

1 1. In this hot weather, the sun is poisonous and makes people sweat.

12. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

13, I want to fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun. I'm only a pinch of cumin from the barbecue.

14. There are many swindlers on the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

15, two strangers get to know each other by smiling at each other.

16, extremely hot: extremely hot. The tropical climate is hot during the day and not cool at night.

17, when the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

18, your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool off in the water.

19, my god, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

2 1, today, the sun is like fire and cicadas are singing.

22, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!

23. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

24, hot: extremely hot. The blazing sun scorched the sand and stones on the ground.

25. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, which makes people breathless.

26. Now it is found that staying in a cool place is not swearing. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

27, don't wrestle when you go out, it is easy to burn.

28. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.