Double 1 1 funny.

1. The boy who eats soil 1 1 cut off his hands and feet, and his disability touched the world. 1 1 I caught a canned dog for Beibei and fell asleep. There's no need to chop off his hand.

2. It's cold, double 1 1, hands-free, and it's really suitable for turning on the air conditioner.

3. A: I met a courier brother today and sent a bubble to the courier! B: That's nothing. My mouse rubbed my wife's hand!

I was asked when to take off the order before, but now I'm asked if I want to place an order.

5. The girlfriend asked, "Failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success?" I cried and said, "Every time I spend money to help you empty your shopping cart, it's called payment success."

6. The so-called Double 1 1 Handicraft Festival, in fact, I have already lost my home to 7788.

7. My wife is a very housekeeping woman. The night before the Double Eleven, she went to bed early after dinner in order not to lose to her family. I haven't woken up yet. I can't help worrying. Did I take too many sleeping pills?

8. Last night, I was afraid that my wife would go shopping at Shuang 1 1, so I took her to drink a catty of white wine and wanted her to go to bed early, but I didn't expect to fall down first. This morning, when I turned on the computer, I saw a meow. This woman is brave after drinking.

9. It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears.

10. What supports me in this world full of luxury, fame and fortune, and in the face of the annual shopping spree, I still maintain my simple and beautiful personality? Is poor!