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a coin
At first, my host took me to a hotel. Most of the guests in the hotel look more Italian than American. The host and friends started chatting after dinner, perhaps because the chatter in the hotel was too noisy, or because the host was too busy talking to notice that a big hand reached into his pocket and pulled me away.
Staying in the hands of the guy who stole me, my heart has been pounding and thinking: Who is he? Where are you taking me? Later, I found myself too sensitive. That guy wanted to trade me for a bottle of wine. At this time, I was held by the wine merchant. I thought I could stop for a while by staying in the money box of the wine merchant. The result is-I think too much. The wine merchant may be a hillbilly. He stared at me for a while and said, "This money must be fake. That boy dares to fool me with fake money! "
Ah! God, it's ridiculous to call me fake money! The wine seller threw me to an old woman. It doesn't matter, but the next second I was shocked. The old woman said to me, "Alas, it's a pity to throw it away. Drill a hole in you and wear it as a pendant. " It's the first time I've met someone who talks like this. She really punched me and put me on with a thin thread. In an instant, I became a pendant.
After many twists and turns, I was finally seen by a little girl and bought me. Wow, how can there be so many coincidences in the world? It turned out that the little girl was the master's daughter. I finally came back. Is my adventure "shocking" but not "dangerous"?
A coin 2 "Ding Dong!" Hey, did someone send me a WeChat? I hurried to see-what? I have to copy my music score and take it to the piano class. God, it's so late! Teacher, why didn't you say so earlier!
Today, I'm going to have a piano lesson again. My father is going to work, so I'm going to find him by car. "I hope there is no traffic jam today!" I thought to myself, "otherwise I'll be late again!" " "After copying the music, I hurried downstairs and walked towards the bus stop.
"It's quite cold today!" I thought, put my hand into my pocket-"Strange, why is there nothing in my pocket?" ..... Where's the money for my car! "I was frightened, and my cold hands searched hard in my pockets, but the miracle didn't happen.
"This is terrible," I thought. "I can't go home and have no money to take the bus. What should I do? You can't ask the driver to' let me go'. " I don't know what to do. Suddenly, I had an idea. "How could I be so stupid? Isn't there an acquaintance next to me? "
I pushed open the door of the shop, and the clerk's sister turned to see it was me and smiled. I went up to him and said, "Sister, can I borrow a dollar? I have to take the bus, I have no money ... "The clerk's sister frowned, and I couldn't help worrying that she wouldn't agree. But she immediately took out a one-dollar coin and was about to give it to me, but she hesitated and took it back and asked, "Is the coin useful?" Then it was changed into paper money. The clerk's sister is not Han, so she can't hear us clearly when we speak too fast. No wonder she frowned. I quickly said, "No, coins will do!" I know there are few one-dollar bills in the shop. My sister brought me coins. I thanked her in a hurry and hurried to the station. I feel warm with a coin in my hand.
After class in the afternoon, I went to the store again. I walked in the door and the clerk's sister was cleaning. She said, "Come back so soon." Seeing that I had money, I said, "Just put it on the table." I put the money on the table and thanked him. My sister said, "No, it's not a big deal anyway."
Although I spent this one-yuan coin, it has always remained in my heart.
A coin 3 I am a coin. I came from a mint, and then I was transported to a bank, and then I went to a shop. The owner of this shop is very nice. I have never left here.
Until one day, a naughty boy named Cai Mingxuan came to buy chocolate, and my master took me and my companions out. So I started my trip.
I took a nap. The next day, "naughty boy" Cai Mingxuan and his friends-Wang Peng, Chen Yizhang, Xie and others played with me-spinning coins. How to play? They told me to stand up and waved to me with two fingers, and I turned around. Whoever spins for a long time wins. Cai Mingxuan listened to it and began to play. Before I could react "3 2 1, here we go", it was my turn to get dizzy. "Help! Help! Stop playing, I'm already dizzy. If you scare me, I will have a heart attack! " However, somehow, I fell into a nearby river.
Another day passed, and I seemed to be pulled ashore by something. I opened my eyes and saw a net with two fishermen beside it. It turns out that I was pulled up with Xiaoyu. The fisherman and his wife put me in a small bag, which was full of my companions, including 1 yuan exactly like me, 5 yuan banknotes and 100 yuan banknotes ... I slept for a while, probably at noon! The host took us and dragged the fish to the market to sell. After a while, a rude voice outside said, "Give me all the money and spare your life!" " "The fisherman couple couldn't resist, so they handed us over.
It will be hard to live in the hands of robbers. Sometimes I can't sleep, sometimes I cough and smoke, sometimes I feel dizzy ... but the pain will end. Finally one day, a small group of policemen rushed into the casino. "Don't move, hand over the stolen money!" "In front of the police, the robbers can't be arrogant and can't resist, so they handed us over.
Finally, I came to the place where I should have come and my original home-the bank.
One Saturday afternoon last month, I went to cram school as usual.
I want to get on the bus next to the 802 bus stop. But when I saw it, the driver only got on the bus when he rang the bell, and the passengers swiped their cards as soon as they got on the bus. So the driver doesn't know whether the passengers put in coins or swipe their cards? It's all about consciousness. I had a brainwave. Isn't there a shop across the street to buy game coins? I think, if you spend 50 cents on game coins and put them in the coin box on the bus, you can also buy a pack of snacks with the rest of the money.
I am extremely happy to think of this. I skipped to the store. Just outside the store, my steps unconsciously slowed down. Many ideas came to my mind. What should other passengers do if they find out? What if the driver happened to be in the car and I jumped in and was seen driving and knocked me down, and I invited my parents? I shook my head. ...
Here, I think of another text, called "The Day of Winning the Lottery". It mainly tells that my father made a moral choice after winning the lottery, gave up his own interests and returned the sports car to his friends. I can't do such a simple thing?
I also thought that if I invested one yuan, there would be no delicious snacks. I took a few more steps, and there seemed to be a magnet on the ground that attracted me. How heavy it is! If I do this, I will lose my uncle's trust in me. Isn't it necessary to be honest?
Nervous and scared, I finally came back, got in the car and threw the coin in. The crisp sound, like a cheerful tune, reached my ears and fell into my heart.
I sat in my seat and couldn't help laughing. At the same time, I also realized that whether to vote for this coin is only a matter of honesty, but it is very difficult to practice.
A coin five times is like running the sea and traveling in a ravine; Time is like a new sunrise, reflecting the soft light of that moment-inscription.
A ten-cent trip
A dime is divided into two sides: the front is written with its due value, and the back is painted with overgrown grass. When I was two or three years old, my brother took my hand and put a dime in my palm, saying: Your age is like this dime, growing and accumulating like grass, exuding vitality and vigor, and he is the coin itself, always guarding me, accompanying me and protecting me. This was beyond my comprehension at that time. But for me, I can still understand a little-my brother will always play with me. I immediately put my arm around my brother's neck and kissed him deeply on the face. My brother was surprised at my actions and didn't come back for a long time.
After I was excited, I thought for a moment: does my brother mean that my growth value is only worth a dime? So I was unconvinced and thought that my brother looked down on me. So I started the habit of saving a dime every day, just to prove to my brother that my growth is not only worth a dime, and that his statement is wrong. I want him to apologize. But later, when I got more and more coins, I found that. My understanding is wrong. Actually, there are many horns. A person will encounter many dimes in his life, and this number will be amazing.
The road of our growth is paved by many corners, which send us to distant places and success. My brother saw me off, and the voyage was successful.
A coin 6 me, a small coin, my tablet is very slim. When I am happy, I dance that graceful dance. My friends and I live in a piggy bank specially arranged by our host. What an interesting life!
One day, the young master took me to a hill and accidentally dropped me on the ground. The young master didn't find me. A gust of wind blew and mud covered my eyes. At this moment, a light fell from the sky and came at me. I said in panic, "No! Don't! ……"
As soon as I opened my eyes, I looked around, still playing drums, thinking: I thought I was in heaven! It turns out that I traveled through time and space and came to Daqin two thousand years ago. Oh, my God! What to do! How to get back! There is no reliable person here and no one knows me. How can I come back? I was so anxious that tears swirled in my eyes. At this moment, a tall and fat man gave me a heavy kick. I was about to swear when I suddenly realized that the man in front of me was an emperor. I thought: there must be big fish and meat in the palace, as long as I ... squeeze a sinister smile out of my mouth.
I quietly came to the emperor and said, "Hello! Emperor! " The emperor looked at me and said, "Be bold, kneel down." Afraid of being beheaded by the emperor, I immediately said, "the emperor is wise, long live the emperor!" Hooray! Long live! " Now the emperor smiled and said, "Where are you and what are you doing in this palace?" I said without hesitation, "I came from ancient times more than 4,000 years ago, and I was priceless at that time. I am here to give it to the emperor. " "Really, come and show it to the king." The emperor said excitedly. So, I became a priceless treasure in the palace.
An ordinary small coin became a national treasure. I'm so happy. I must stay here forever.
A coin 7 is in the wallet of a breakfast shop owner. There is a one-dollar coin. It's as common as any other coin. It only sees a glimmer of light when the wallet is opened. It really wants someone to spend it where it is needed. That coin is me.
On an ordinary Sunday, I lay quietly in my wallet, listening to the chat outside. At this time, the wallet was opened, and a rough big hand reached into the wallet, grabbed me and threw me on the table. The strong sunlight shines on my eyes. "Too good, I'm out! If I can fall into the hands of others, it is not far from my desire to be used well. " I thought to myself, secretly pleased. A strong perfume came to my face, and I was arrested by a rich man and stuffed into her "organized" wallet, which was full of various payment cards. So, because the change is in the hands of the rich.
Rich people are used to swiping cards. After staying in my wallet for several months, I have long been used to the sleepy perfume. I'm already disappointed. "Well, it seems that my dream is shattered and I can only stay in the wallet of this boring rich man forever."
Another Sunday morning, I was put into the pocket of the rich. The rich are walking on the road. I jumped up and down in my pocket. With a bang, I fell on the sidewalk. "Well, although I escaped from the rich man's wallet, I landed in this humble place. It seems that I am destined to be a useless thing. " After a few minutes, I saw a scrawny figure about to jump over me, suddenly bent down and picked me up quickly. "Ah, I finally have money. This must be the life-saving money that God gave me. " The beggar shouted loudly and ran to the breakfast shop with the money. Hearing this man shout, I suddenly became happy. "I finally realized my value and turned it into life-saving money."
I watched the tall, thin figure wolfing down the steamed stuffed bun, saw the familiar face again, and went back to the breakfast shop owner's wallet.
"I am no longer ordinary!" Lying in my wallet, I proudly said to other friends.
A coin 8 in the evening, I went to the Children's Palace by car and saw a touching thing with my own eyes on the way.
I don't know why, there are so many people on the bus today. I was pushed up, next to a white-haired old woman. When the old woman opened her purse to put coins, the bus suddenly braked and a young uncle hit her. Grandma slipped and shook her hand, and her wallet fell to the ground with a bang. At this time, a coin "goo" fell out of the gap in the carriage. Grandma didn't find out at the time.
After the car drove out for a while, the grandmother standing at the front of the car suddenly cried and told us: "That is an ancient coin I bought at a high price in Ningbo Taobao Market. The price is hard to estimate! " When she said this, she also forgot a lot of age and sat down on the ground with a sad face at once. She said in a worried tone, "What's more troublesome is that I'm not from Hangzhou and I'm going back to Shanghai tomorrow night. What can I do? " There was a commotion in the carriage.
Just as Grandma was about to cry, a middle-aged woman came out of the crowd, speaking Hangzhou dialect, and asked Grandma what had happened. Grandma began to cry and told the whole story in detail.
The middle-aged woman thought it over carefully, looked at her watch, looked at her grandmother who was slumped on the ground with a sad face, hesitated, and finally told her that she was willing to accompany her to find the coin whose price was difficult to estimate.
Grandma was very surprised. She suddenly got up from the ground and asked incredulously, "Really?" The middle-aged woman nodded her head. So the old woman got off the bus with the help of the middle-aged woman and went to look for coins with her.
"It's nice to live in Hangzhou!" A young aunt behind said with emotion.
A coin accidentally rolled to the side of the road.
At this moment, a new boy kicked it into the grass.
"ouch!" The coin rubbed his painful body and said painfully.
Suddenly, a bird flew into the grass and took the coin away.
The coin found it surrounded by some branches and mud. It is very strange, so it asks the bird, "Little bird, why am I surrounded by branches and dirt instead of blue sky, white clouds and trees?" Where am I? "
"Because this is a bird's nest, and the bird's nest is made of branches and other things." The bird flapped its wings and blinked.
"Oh." Coin nodding, see birds eating insects, looking for food everywhere. Coins are very tight. "I'm not a bug, I'm a coin, I can't eat!" "
"Yes, I know, and I won't eat you either."
The bird jumped up: "By the way, where is your master?"
"Well ..." The coin stammered, "Xiao Ming, he ... he ... fell in love with me ..."
"Hey, it seems that Xiao Ming is your real master, but you seem too tired. Let me make you a cup of coffee! " The bird said and flew into a hole in the tree.
"Enjoy."
"Thank you." The coin picked up the spoon and tasted the coffee.
The bird gritted its teeth and said, "I heard that Xiaoming likes to go to children's paradise best." Tomorrow is Saturday, and their school is closed. He will definitely go there to play. Go at eight o'clock tomorrow and play with Xiao Ming! "
Haha, look, the coin grinned, jumped three feet high with excitement and almost fell off!
A coin 10 happened in my childhood, some of which have long been forgotten, while others are as deeply rooted in my heart as the roots of a century-old tree. One of the things that makes me laugh when I think about it will always be in my heart.
I remember that time, I was lying on the sofa playing with a one-dollar coin. I accidentally fell into my mouth, and just got up, the coin had run down my throat. I wanted to throw up, but I threw up in my stomach, which scared me at that time.
I quickly told my father about it. Father was anxious and said angrily, "How did you swallow the coin!" " "I know my father wants to hit me, but he is more worried. I saw my father anxiously looking for it on his mobile phone. I can defecate after hearing my father say that I should eat more leeks and drink more oil. I suddenly got confidence and went to the toilet, but my father said, "You just swallowed the coin and won't come out. "I have to wait anxiously, but I can't help thinking: What if I can't get out?
After dinner the next day, my father fried some leeks for me and made me drink some oil. Then I went downstairs to defecate. Later, my father opened it with a stick and said, "The coin didn't come out." At this time, I felt very scared and thought, "if I can't get it out, I have to have an operation." What should I do? "
Later, my father took me to the hospital for examination. The doctor said that the coins in my stomach have reached the small intestine and should be discharged. I felt a sort of surge of relief.
That night, my father fried some leeks for me according to the doctor's advice and stared at me and drank some oil. Soon I want to go to the toilet, and my father and I rushed downstairs. After going to the toilet, my father pried open my stool with a stick and suddenly came across something round and flat. The father said excitedly, "Ren Hanyu, you unloaded the coin!" " "I jumped for joy.
I can't forget what happened in my childhood. It left a deep memory in my memory door. From then on, I learned that some games are very dangerous.
A coin 1 1, a plain coin, once again walked into this dark piggy bank.
This is a weather-beaten old coin. Although its denomination is small, it looks 71 years old.
The experience of being put into a mineral water bottle and shaking wildly made him unforgettable, as did the experience of being thrown into the water to travel. The most unforgettable experience is being swallowed by fish. ...
As he thought about it, he staggered straight up, and the idle coins around him leaned over and asked him to talk about his experiences over the years.
He doesn't want to recall those memories that make him sad but make him happy-
He was built in 1949. As the first batch of coins made in China, he is honored. He was brought to a child by a man, and the child put him in a jar. At that time, he longed for freedom, but he was displaced in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea and almost traveled all over China. ...
He talked for seven days. After finishing, he was tired and fell asleep. In this process, he regained his ancient glory and possessed charming colors. Although it is worn out, it still can't cover his flashing light.
A man found him, washed him with detergent, wiped him with cotton cloth, and then put him in a display box on the wall to ward off evil spirits. A few days later, this man's friend, the curator of a famous museum, couldn't put it down as soon as he saw him and bought him at a high price.
Now, this is the experience of this coin in front of me. Maybe his life had ups and downs, but he never gave up. Maybe he is not the kind of precious commemorative coin, but I still can't help but admire this coin-not only because he has a history of more than 70 years, but also because he can calmly look at people who come to visit him and make them express all kinds of feelings and sighs.
A coin 12 for a little girl who loves to spend money, money is very important. Maybe because I think about money every day, I become a coin.
When I opened my eyes, I was lying in a particularly dark place, stiff and unable to move. Look again, my god, why are there coins next to me? Am I in the piggy bank? This is incredible! I became a coin, too? I tried to think back, but the more I thought about it, the more complicated it became. Then, a dazzling light suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. I saw a little girl. She held me tightly in her hand and ran to someone and said, "This is for you!" " "Let me see, ah, why is this man dressed in such rags? Suddenly, I was held by a pair of black hands. It turns out that he is a beggar. I can't help liking this little girl because I know she is poor, too. The beggar ran to a steamed stuffed bun shop and he traded me for a steamed stuffed bun. Without this steamed bread, he might be hungry, and I suddenly have a sense of pride!
"bang!" 1, I fell to the ground. Maybe god wants to play a joke on me. I was kicked and trampled, and finally, I rolled into a boy's shoe. When I saw the light again, it was accompanied by the boy's crisp laughter. Later, he used me to buy things. I looked at his smiling face and smiled myself, thinking that if I didn't get out of my shoes, I would be stung.
When I opened my eyes again, I found myself back. Looking back on the dream I just had, it turns out that money should be spent in useful places and reflect its true value. I must give up wasting money, because every sum of money is hard to come by.
A coin 13 A coin, shining silver, in an inconspicuous corner. Maybe a coin is nothing to others, but every time I see a coin, my heart will tremble inexplicably.
I will never forget that coin. I remember that day, as soon as I had a good painting training class, I waited for my mother to pick me up at the roadside. One minute, two minutes, one second, two seconds ... car after car, colorful, but my mother never appeared in my eyes.
My little heart, anxiety, helplessness, loneliness ... all come to mind. I want to make a phone call, but I don't have a mobile phone. I leaned against a tree alone, and my limbs were weak. I hope I can have an acquaintance to help me now and lend me my mobile phone again. At this moment, a man appeared beside me. Tall and thin, he asked me in his gentle and powerful voice, "Why don't you go home?" It turned out to be my eldest brother in the same class, and I exchanged a few words with him.
Talking to him eased my anxious little heart, and then I asked him, "Brother, do you have your mobile phone?" He shook his head and said no. Then he felt in his pocket and took out a shiny coin. He said, "You go to the store opposite and make a phone call." Then pass me this coin. At that moment, I froze and just looked at the coin.
I shook my head, but he grabbed my hand, put the coin in my hand, turned around and got on the bus and left. I stood on the side of the road, trying to make a phone call, but I didn't want to go, because what I held in my hand was not a coin, but a touch. Until my mother came to pick me up, I still held the coin tightly. ...
When I got home, I put this coin in the cupboard as a souvenir. That's what I remember.
A coin 14 "jingle", I am a humble coin, and I was thrown to the ground. I once lived in a big family, surrounded by my brothers and sisters. Once, the master went to buy food and took me out, but he threw me to the ground. His son saw it and was about to bend down to pick it up, but he heard the master's reprimand for "dirty, don't pick it up". I suddenly felt the desolation of the world, and tears could not stop flowing down. From then on, I became a coin that no one wanted. Every day, people pass by me and step on me, but no one comes to pick me up. I endure that loneliness every day, looking at those people with expectant eyes, but no one pays attention to me, perhaps paying attention and disdaining to pick me up, and no one can talk to me anymore. A month later, the original me has changed, covered with a thick layer of dust, which is basically inseparable from the color of the ground. No one knows that I secretly cry every day. One day, an old woman saw me, picked me up, wiped the dust off my body with her cuffs and looked at me kindly. I feel love again. The old woman's face is wrinkled, and it can be seen from her dress that the living conditions are not so good, but her kind eyes make you feel warm. She gently put me in her pocket. Wow, there are so many good friends here! I greeted them and they responded to me in a friendly way. I quickly joined their team and laughed with them. Slowly, I found more and more friends. The old woman picked up a lot of discarded coins from the ground every day, and our big family became more and more lively. It was not until we saved 100 yuan that the old woman donated us to the welfare home. My uncle and aunt in the welfare home kindly wrapped us up and used us to buy a lot of schoolbags and stationery to donate to children in poor mountainous areas. My heart is full of joy.
A coin 15 hello everyone! I am a coin. I used to lie quietly in the piggy bank, but a pair of little hands pulled me out and let me leave my warm home.
Those little hands held me tightly and made me breathless. I struggled and finally showed my head. What I see is a white world, and snowflakes are dancing ballet in the sky-it's already winter! Autumn put me in the piggy bank, and a few months passed. How time flies! Listen, I'm getting rusty. I wonder what my master will do with me.
"Ha ha! It's cold, I'll buy a sausage to warm myself up. " As soon as I heard this, I knew I was going to my new home again. Anyway, money is everywhere, and I am used to it. I don't know if my new home is good. Is it beautiful? How many people are there? I began to fantasize.
At this time, the young master suddenly stopped moving, his eyes fixed on one direction. I felt puzzled, so I followed the young master's eyes. I saw a beggar sitting in the heavy snow. It was winter, but he was wearing a thin dress with patches everywhere and his hair was unkempt. There is a bowl in front of him, in which there are only my brothers and sisters.
The young master looked at me and the beggar and seemed to make up his mind instantly. He carried me to the beggar and gently put me in the bowl in front of him. I saw that there were only a few 1 yuan uncles and five-haired girls in the bowl. The young master smiled at the beggar and left. The beggar quickly thanked him. Good people are rewarded. "Master you're welcome said in the distance, and then ran away.
Although this new home is simple and not as good as I expected, it is the warmest home I have ever stayed in.
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