Humorous sentences describing handsome guys

1, majestic, tall and burly, heroic, well-dressed, with fine eyes. In the afternoon sunshine, there is not a trace of blush, and the delicate face only presents a morbid pallor, but it always shows a noble and elegant temperament, which complements his tall and slender figure.

His skin is as beautiful as cherry blossoms in the yard, his eyes are like black agate, his black hair has silky luster, and although his shirt is a little worn out, it still looks like a prince on him.

3. In the afternoon sunshine, there is no trace of blush, and the delicate face only presents a morbid pallor, but it always shows a noble and elegant temperament, which complements his tall and slender figure.

He is fair-skinned, with a touch of handsomeness in his facial features, and a touch of gentleness in his handsomeness! The temperament he exudes is so complicated, like a mixture of various temperaments, but among those gentle and handsome, he has his own unique ethereal and handsome!

One day, the fairy said to me, handsome boy, let me marry you.

6. His red face is shining like an apple ripe in September. His ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer ring and inner ring are symmetrical, like a carved work of art.

7. One day, I was in the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.

8. The man's three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king's spirit. The evil and beautiful face is smiling wildly at this moment.

9. His beautiful face, light blue thin shirt, loosely rolled around his wrist, is simple and slightly gorgeous, and somewhat sexy, just like a prince who just threw away his evening dress after attending a luxurious banquet.

10, the most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: landslides, water flowing backwards, ghosts worrying, the combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see a flat tire.

1 1. The sign of an unattractive man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness. The sign of a handsome guy is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.

12, a man gave me a pair of couplets during the Chinese New Year. Part I: Looking at the back of the fans, there are thousands of troops. Part II: The girl turned her head and jumped off the building: Shuai Shuai!

13, if handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

14, he is wearing a white dress with fine silver patterns at the bottom and a big lotus pattern looming on the white dress. A white silk thread tied with more than half of dark blue hair hangs high behind the head, and the black eyes under the arch eyebrows are like indelible ink.

15, thick eyebrows slightly raised in resistance. Under the long curly eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew, an English nose, pink lips like rose petals and fair skin.

16, I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved about my appearance, and I couldn't find anything wrong.

17, the teenager sat under the blooming cherry tree, his hair was as dark as jet, and the skin on his neck was as delicate as fine porcelain. A breeze, petals gently falling, crystal clear as snow, finely broken, as if hearing her footsteps, the boy gently turned around.

18, handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end cars; Passers-by were dazed.

19, Li Mei chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, Nicholas Tse immediately announced that she would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

Under the misty starlight, his lips are as beautiful as cherry blossoms, and his skin is as delicate as fine porcelain. In the rocking chair, he quietly looked at the paper, as if it were a beautiful boy looking at daffodils in Greek mythology.

2 1, sharp front teeth, short legs, handsome head, he is the perfect crystallization of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave peers.

22. After seeing you, you will suddenly find that being handsome can be so single-minded! Funny sentences describing handsome guys.

23, alas! I finally met a handsome guy today! I have seen handsome people, but I have never seen such handsome people. It seems that I can't have lunch today. Can't you be fucking handsome? Let me not eat for a year.

24. Your chin is very sharp, and I really like it.

25, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, and the car sees a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.

26. The cold and aloof eyes seem to have no focal length, the dark fundus is full of calm, the black hair is scattered in the ears, and the ear drill emits blue light. Handsome and amazing, with a cold breath around him.

27. His magic lies not only in the intoxicating face, but in the mysterious masculinity he exudes. Tall figure, strong legs, tangled arms, bulging strong chest muscles, low voice.

28. One day, I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome. God listened, and a thunder struck down. Who told you to lie?

29, smooth white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.

30. Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I am lonely and old all my life ... because ... all MM think they are not worthy of me ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to become handsome.