Funny quotes about Valentine’s Day

1. Valentine’s Day will be in a few days. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I am a professional dog food seller. 2. When I think of an animal walking down the street holding my future wife’s hand on Valentine’s Day, I get angry! 3. I was in a car accident and my waist was twisted. You were the driver who caused the accident - I was hit by love! Hehe, I love you! 4. There is no shortage of love these days. What is lacking is people who take love seriously. 5. There is always a kind of selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy and make others unhappy. 6. If you want to express your love successfully today, you must meet two conditions: one is to say it, and the other is to take it off. 7. How to spend Valentine’s Day without a lover? 8. The blank space is because words cannot express this feeling. 9. I don’t know when your heart no longer belongs to me. I can only pray silently and love me again. 10. Your message touched my heart. I miss you very much and love you very much in my heart, but I don’t know where you are. 11. The sea is a city without walls, the island is a heart without tide, and I am without your love. 12. Because I like you so much, everyone looks like a love rival. 13. Only I know that the desire roaring in my heart is as strong as the desire to find him. 14. On Valentine’s Day, I want to dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home. 15. It seems like you and I are left alone on Valentine’s Day this year, my bed. 16. True love means that he can surpass thousands of beauties with huge breasts and long legs, and he can see you at a glance as you are rude, wild and without any connotation. Valentine's Day is here. Funny Quotes 2 1. I'm not afraid of spending Valentine's Day alone, but I'm afraid of spending it with someone else. 2. Are you afraid that your partner will be snatched away on Valentine’s Day if he is too handsome? Don't look at me, it's useless to look at me, I'm more handsome than him. 3. On Valentine’s Day, I wish all the lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters! 4. God is very fair. He allows you to celebrate Singles’ Day, but he will not let you celebrate Valentine’s Day. 5. Valentine’s Day is coming! I’m so nervous. What if I receive a lot of gifts? My room is so small that there won’t be enough room for it. What if I receive Apple 6Splus? So what should I do with my current mobile phone? What if someone directly sends money? I heard that once you have money, you will be willful. Oh, I’m so nervous! I don’t even dare to think about it anymore! Although I look ugly, I think I am beautiful! 6. The person I will marry in the future, when Valentine’s Day is here, please do less sorry for me. 7. My room is filled with Valentine’s Day gifts. I’m not rich and handsome, I’m just a lazy courier. 8. Don’t ask me how I spent Valentine’s Day. I can only say that I passed it with a smile. 9. "Hey, why did you come out alone on Valentine's Day?" "I'm afraid I'll scare you when I come out half-alone." 10. On Valentine's Day, I suggest that you don't post your gifts. You can post them to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe they have the same style. , maybe there will be hits. 11. The pretty ones have already started to receive Valentine’s Day gifts. I looked in the mirror and gave up. 12. How many people use sweet words to deceive others on Valentine's Day, and how many men and women use joking as an excuse to tell the truth on April Fool's Day. 13. Don’t show off your partner on Valentine’s Day. It won’t be good for anyone if you do it again. 14. I don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day, as long as you say to me, “I’ll cover all your Valentine’s Days from now on.” 15. Are you short of light bulbs for Valentine’s Day? The kind of person who sits and eats without talking is super cute. Especially if you contact me when you go to a high-end restaurant, I can also help you take photos. I am also good at photoshop. 16. My friend asked me how I would spend Valentine’s Day, and I simply said “skip it.” 17. I miss my boyfriend so much. I don’t know if he has eaten, what he is doing, how old he is, where he is, whether he is handsome or not. Valentine’s Day is almost here and he still hasn’t come to see me. 18. It’s Valentine’s Day. Are you afraid that your partner will be snatched away if you are too handsome? If it were me, I'd be ugly. 19. “What should I do if I don’t have a lover on Valentine’s Day?” “If there are no dead people at home during Qingming Festival, how many more people have to be killed?” 20. On Valentine’s Day for three consecutive years, she will receive blessing text messages from the same unknown number. Only Just five words: Happy Valentine's Day. She never replied. On Valentine's Day of the fourth year, the text message did not appear. She hesitated for a long time and finally sent a message to that number: Happy Valentine's Day.

The reply came soon: "Thank you, who are you?" - Love will not wait in place 21. I originally wanted to give you a super cute Valentine's Day gift, but the courier wouldn't let me get in. 22. Your Valentine’s Day is my Valentine’s Day. 23. I feel that not only did you secretly complete your homework behind my back, but you also secretly found a partner before Valentine’s Day. You are all liars. 24. Don’t ask me if I’m still alone on Valentine’s Day? Damn it, will I turn into a dog? 25. I plan to rent two children and walk on the road on Valentine's Day. When I meet a boy, I will call him dad, and when I meet a girl, I will call her mom. If I can break up a couple, I won't be celebrating Valentine's Day anyway. 26. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to express our feelings to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival. 27. Don’t ask me how I am spending this Valentine’s Day this year. I really want to skip it, skip it, and muddle along, but I still cowardly admit that I am only sad. 28. "Do you know why there is thunder on Valentine's Day?" "Because too many boys swear." 29. How many people use the guise of Valentine's Day to say false love words, and how many people use the guise of April Fool's Day to say true love words. . 30. In fact, Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day are similar. The only difference is that on Valentine's Day, people tell people a lot of lies, while on Tomb-Sweeping Day, people tell ghosts a lot of things.