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Talking about light bulbs

1, not all stars shine, and there are light bulbs.

I'm just saying that light bulbs can only illuminate other people's happiness.

3. Traveling with my parents, am I a third wheel?

4, don't go out during the National Day holiday, and resolutely don't be a light bulb!

I was a third wheel all day yesterday, and my eyes were green when I got up this morning.

Don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

7. Children are actually parents' mistresses, and sometimes the light bulb is twice as bright as kilowatts.

8. It is said that when two men and one woman walk down the street, all three will feel like light bulbs. .

9. The more desperate, the stronger; The darker, the closer to the light! ? It's a light bulb that glows. The more desperate I am, the stronger I am.

10, I feel brighter than the sun every time I stand in the middle of my lover as a light bulb!

1 1, "I will shine!" "Why?" "After all, I am a professional light bulb!"

12. Sorry, please don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

13, "A threesome must have a light bulb." "Well, don't call it a light bulb in the future, call it the brightest star in the night sky."

14. What's the big deal about sunny days? I am still a light bulb. I can shine, too

15, friendship and love have mistresses, light bulbs, and bitches who sow discord.