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I want to hold the wind, I want to hold the rain, and even more ridiculously, I want to keep you

1. You have poor eyesight and cannot see my tears, but you can hear my laughter.

2. In fact, I want to say: One day you will leave me. At that time, I will be very sad, but I will also be very brave.

3. I know how hard you try to hide your tears and how hard you laugh.

4. There is a lot of sadness that I don’t want to talk about, because I know not everyone wants to hear it.

5. I am not looking forward to how perfect my dream is, but why you are not around when I wake up.

6. I held on to finish the words, and shed tears after turning around. Love can be lost, but self-respect cannot be lost.

7. I gave you all my feelings, but you ran to her as soon as you turned around. I raised my hands but couldn't hug you. It was because I was stupid, but it was my fault.

8. Promise me that when we separate, you will happily forget it and never touch me again.

9. When a stranger scolds me, I can retaliate in kind. I was hurt by someone I knew well, but I couldn't resist.

10. Every sad song is enough to awaken the most fragile string in my heart.

11. I really want to delete the time, delete the panic, delete the sadness of these years.

12. Listen to a sad song, sigh, and feel sentimental.

13. Every day without you is a wound; I don’t know how many times I can place pain that will not heal on my skin that is not vast.

14. I was moved and sad, because I was not completely disappointed, so I was embarrassed.

15. I want to hold the wind, I want to hold the rain, and what’s even more ridiculous is that I want to keep you.

16. I am drunk without you, and there is no one to talk about love, so there is no need to talk about it and the deep love is turned into tears.

17. Can I stop pretending when I see you next time? Can I cry?

18. No matter how sad you tell others, it is just a story.

19. Thank you for coming close to me, understanding me, warming me, and then leaving me. This process is enough to make me feel bad for a long time.

20. Don’t blame yourself for being too emotional. You are just too hopeless, so you can’t even let go of someone who doesn’t love you.

21. You dumped him regardless of his injury and you confidently said I didn’t.

22. Although the plot is old-fashioned, it occasionally made me cry, just like the old people.

23. Stop pampering me. Sooner or later you will leave.

24. I am like a dispensable shadow for you, exchanging sad thoughts with loneliness.

25. If possible, no one wants to cry alone. The freedom and ease are just pretending to comfort oneself.

26. It’s just that I focus on loving others and forget about the scars that can be touched casually.

27. A man who truly loves me will stay by my side no matter if I hit him, scold him, tell him to get out, or even break up with me, because he knows that without him I will cry alone.

28. Reading our chat history is like reading a sad novel and crying at the same time.

29. You once said that I was your favorite, but now I am your old love.

Thirty. Whenever we break up, I feel hard. After all, the process from falling in love to separation is not easy for anyone. Heartbreaking sentences that make me want to cry, go crazy, and forget

1. There is no reason why he doesn’t love you, he just doesn’t love you. No matter how many changes you make for him, he still doesn’t love you and will never love you

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2. I Still Love You, just lyrics.

3. Familiar numbers may also be empty one day. No matter how painful the memory is, it will be forgotten one day; no matter how beautiful the dream is, there will be one day when it wakes up; no matter how much the person you love, it will be gone.

4. Dad said that fairy tales are all lies. Why do you still tell me fairy tales every night? Are they all lying to me?

5. You believe in me, and I cherish you.

6. I always want to get into your arms and rub myself against you like a puppy. Then you will ask me what’s wrong and I’ll see if you say nothing is wrong. I just miss you so much

7. If you can’t bleed, just cry out in pain. If you’re afraid of the dark, turn on the light if you miss me. If you’re tired, let go. If you’re vulnerable, you’ll miss home. You’ll eventually grow up.

8. Why do I only feel that I’m giving if I use a magnifying glass? Can it reflect to you? Even if I can't see my face, just look at me.

9. Even animals have things they want to protect

10. Internet access, chatting, online dating, none of them can be missing

11. Everyone cares Whether I fly high or not, no one cares whether I am tired from flying

12. In fact, I am very selfish. I will have you alone first! But you selflessly gave your love to many people

13. I’m sorry that I couldn’t live in your heart and share your sorrows with you

14. The real intention It’s not just to play with you to the end, but to see that you are upset and hold it in your heart, and then hit you where it hurts when you are the saddest and helpest.

15. [There is a joke called I Still Love You]

16. Dreams will break when you wake up, and you will get tired if you hold on for a long time

17. [The charming scar reminds me not to believe in promises too easily]

18. I don’t Know whether I am looking for a partner or looking for your shadow again.

19. If you try to shine again, believe it or not, I will pull your plug!

20. I don’t know if I am looking for a partner or looking for your shadow again.

21. This winter gave me no surprises, and neither did Valentine’s Day.

Twenty-two, [Because my surname is not Hu, I am unhappy]

Twenty-three, surfing the Internet, chatting, online dating, none of them can be missing

24. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, the subtext is that she loves him.

25. A sober person will not say that he is not drunk. Only those who cannot forget If you keep insisting, you have long forgotten. There is no need to say more about the most natural state of a person. Repeated emphasis only represents a guilty conscience

26. You really don’t care about me that much

20 7. Who has used this trick when hiding and seeking: Stop hiding when I see you.

28. I want to spend the Lantern Festival with Mr. Zuozu and wish all lovers in the world get married!

29. I know that your signature is not for me. , but I deceived myself into taking the seat.

Thirty. Come on China for the Winter Olympics

Thirty-one. No matter how strong I am, you will always be my weakness. . .

Thirty-two, even animals have things they want to protect

Thirty-three, [If you come, I believe you will not leave, if you leave, I will treat you as if you have never been here]

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Thirty-four, I only have this heart, just look at it...

Thirty-five, girl, don’t imagine that he will give you anything on Valentine’s Day What a surprise to you, he doesn't love you at all.

Thirty-six. [Some friends are just friends. Don’t dream of becoming old friends in the end]

Thirty-seven. The scene when the male god lover buys something for me to eat is the most beautiful @

Thirty-eight. [I tried to avoid relieving the pain. Not long ago, now I boldly accept that I am bruised and bruised at all costs]

Thirty-nine. [I try to bury my emotions, anger, sorrow, and joy in my heart. Don’t let anyone see my vulnerability]

40. Love looks at the future, trust, tacit understanding, and the sense of security and belonging between two people@

41. The happiest thing about going to school is: the head teacher is not here.

42. [There is a joke that I still love you]

43. If you understand me, why should I pretend.

44. I obviously like you, but I still pretend to be insignificant and make fun of you and others.

45. Have you ever loved a dog? Can you speak human language? The kind,

i. After a long time, just cry loudly,

46. In fact, I have never had a best friend. The best friend I think is me. Ordinary friends.

Forty-seven. [What I’m afraid of is that you’re not by my side. ]

Forty-eight, the dream will break when you wake up and you will be tired if you hold on for a long time

Forty-nine, [Shh, don’t talk. When you don’t talk, I can still feel like you are a human being] < /p>

Fifty, don’t be ridiculous, have you ever seen fish meat in fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the wife cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet

Fifty-one, [I am not a superman but I want to do my best to protect the ones I love]

Fifty-two, [Cheating vs. Poison is more deadly than falling into the sea, choking your nose and causing collapse than falling off a cliff]

53. I also want a black knight like Choi Young-do who can't be beaten or scolded or chased away.

54. You won’t know what real dislike is until you have a lot of scars on your face

55. I envy Yang Mi, not because she has Hawick Lau, but because she has Hawick Lau There were no crowds of bridesmaids at the wedding, only Tang Yan.

56. Happy Capture Day to lovers

57. You must admit that the children who shed tears when watching TV series are all kind-hearted children. ]

Fifty-eight, I want to cry, I want to go crazy, I want to forget

Fifty-nine, I am clearly separated but I still miss her

Sixty, I always feel Girls are more sexy when wearing canvas shoes than high heels.

Sixty-one, I only have this heart, look at the injury...

Six 12. Question: How do you celebrate Valentine’s Day? Answer: Sleep with yourself in your arms.

63. Worrying about the people I love is also a kind of happiness@

64. Teacher, do you know how long I have been doing my homework? kindness? Xuanmai is boring...

65. There is no reason why he doesn’t love you, he just doesn’t love you. No matter how many changes you make for him, he still doesn’t love you and he will never love you

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Sixty-six. Is it right to torture yourself by thinking about him all the time? QQ Love Talk: Wanting to drink with you is fake, but wanting to get drunk in your arms is real

1. You should calm down and work seriously during the day, so that you can think about you seriously at night.

2. I want to have a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we separate, we will be together again. Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, as long as we see each other, we will smile warmly, and we will keep going. I want to have a love that will never break up, where we can stagger around while the sun sets, and grow old together. Then he caressed your face and whispered softly: I have always felt for you.

3. For someone who really likes you, even if you throw him into a pile of girls, he will still go out to find you.

4. I like you so much that I will cry when I think of you being someone else’s in the future.

5. There are too many things to carry, and it is impossible to love someone wholeheartedly.

6. It turns out that the so-called being mean is that countless sentences of "I love you" eventually become "I have loved you".

7. What I want is not just a hug, but a heart that only loves me. ゞ

8. It’s fake to want to drink with you, but it’s true to want to get drunk in your arms.

9. I hope there is someone who will accompany me from friendship to love, and then from love to family affection.

10. People who love you deeply will not blame you for being a troublesome person, and people who have been with you for a long time will not blame you for being a troublesome person.

11. There is no need to pursue vigorous love, because there is no so-called successful love in the world, only love that continues without failure; do not pursue perfect love, because there is no such thing as love in the world. , only love in which both parties can maintain their true nature; don’t be superstitious about absolutely happy love, because love is not the only source of happiness. The kind of peaceful love that never tortures each other is actually successful love.

12. I don’t particularly like snacks, movies, or songs, but I just really like you.

13. Your good night means good night, and my good night means that I love you.

14. If you love, please love deeply; if you abandon, please do it thoroughly; don’t be ambiguous and hurt others and yourself.

15. Being understood is a kind of happiness, waiting to be understood is a kind of loneliness.

WeChat personality talk: Wanting to drink with you is false, but wanting to get drunk in your arms is true.

1. Wanting to drink with you is false, but wanting to get drunk in your arms is true.

2. We are always caught off guard when we meet, but our separation is planned for a long time.

3. People say that fish in the deep sea do not understand sadness, so they do not shed tears. But how many people know that it is because she has been staying in the deep seabed, and you cannot see her tears.

4. I envy those who don’t pant after running, who don’t blush when they tell lies, who don’t dodge love when they meet them, and who leave with ease and ease.

5. Your indifference is the best irony for my hard work.

6. I am afraid of three things: my friends drifting away, my lovers cheating and betrayal, and my parents turning gray.

7. It is not a bad thing for men to be possessive, but they must not be exposed in front of everyone. When your girlfriend is chatting and laughing with other boys, if you stare in anger and put on a bad face, you will only lose your grace. The correct way is to interrupt their conversation and say to your girlfriend seriously and firmly: Come out. Take her to the corridor, press her against the wall, kiss her hard, and then whisper in her ear: I'm sorry. I'm jealous. This is what a man is.

8. May all your gentle efforts in this life be responded to affectionately. Tencent QQ space classic talk collection.

9. If you love me, then there is no need to add if in front of this sentence.

10. Being invisible is not hiding from you, but wanting to know if you will leave me a message saying I miss you when I am not online.

11. Love is not about how many times you say it I love you, but it's about how to prove that what you say is true.

12. Many years later, will you remember that there is someone who has worked hard to cherish you?

13. When I first met you, I never thought that there would be a future.

14. In this society, people with tattoos are afraid of heat, people with iPhones don’t even have pockets, people with watches like to pat their legs, and people with gold teeth like to grin.

15. People who can still go to your space frequently when there are no comments or updates in your space are the ones who really care about you.

16. That day, he stood at the door holding two pieces of white paper. He hesitated for a long time, put down one, picked up the other and walked in. She cried and said you don’t love me. . Because the divorce notice was clearly written on the white paper in his hand. He said calmly that I am tired of the seven-year itch, and the property belongs to you. She looked at his eyes full of despair and signed the notice. She left this sad place. Three years later she returned. When I heard the news of his death from my landlord, my heart ached. She thought of the white paper on the door cabinet that day, with the critical illness notice written on it.

17. The back wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but knew that he could not be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she rolled over.

18. There was an old couple who had lived together for sixty years. The old couple both love to eat fish. The old man has been holding the tails of fishes to the old lady for the rest of his life, and the old lady has been holding the heads of fish to the old man for the rest of his life. One day, the two of them made an agreement that no one would take the food from the other this time, and they would eat their own food. When the fish was done, the old man went up and put the tail of the fish into his bowl, while the old lady put the head of the fish naturally. It turns out that the old lady always liked to eat fish heads, but she ate fish tails all her life. What the old man likes to eat is fish tails, but he has eaten fish heads all his life. In this way, the two people tolerated each other for sixty years. During these sixty years, they gave each other what they loved most. This is love.

19. A girl opened the door of her house and found that there was a dead fish at the door of her house. She felt very unlucky, so she immediately put it in a garbage bag and threw it away. After a while, another fish lay at her door, but she threw it away. In order to catch the prankster, she chose to stay at the stairs not far away and stare. Soon, a cat came over, put the fish in its mouth at the door, and left with some reluctance. She looked at the fish and thought that maybe you don't like the cat she once rescued, but it has given you what it thinks is the best thing. Please cherish the people who treat you well.

Twenty, smile, ten years are less, talk less about feelings and sleep more!

21. No one leaves you because of impulse. You can’t see those tears of sadness and helplessness that you endure again and again.

Like a crack under a dam that gradually widens due to erosion, all you see is the moment it collapses.

22. Tell yourself not to bow your head, because the crown will fall off, and tell yourself not to cry, because the bitch will laugh. No one is irreplaceable and nothing is a must-have.

23. Time will precipitate the truest emotions; wind and rain will test the warmest companionship. What goes away is just passing cloud; what remains is the love worth cherishing.

24. There are so many roads in the world, but no matter how I go, I can never reach the same destination as you.

25. Women are like water. When you treat me, I become ice. When you treat me, I boil. When you treat me, I become lukewarm.

26. Feelings always withstand strong winds and waves but drown in a joke.

27. A boy is actually very simple. If he likes you, he will take the initiative to find you. He will call you when he misses you. He will often chat with you because he will want to know you. What is he thinking about? He will think about your casual words for a long time, and he will want to joke with you. He never seems to be busy, and his mobile phone is never powered off. He will reply to your text messages instantly and will not ignore you for other things. If he If nothing has been done, have you ever thought that maybe he doesn't like you that much?

28. I will stay with you for a long time. How long will it take to bury you next to you?

29. The only constant thing about women is their fickleness.