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Talk about losing weight, talk about the personality of ice cream

1, I am fat because I have many things on my mind, and I am not thin.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I have gained weight for a while now, and my life is still incomplete.

3. I want love! Be the most beautiful bride.

I want to eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, but I can't have both, so I have to go.

5. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

For those children who are trying to lose weight, we are not climbing to the top of the food chain to become vegetarians.

Talk about the personality of the family.

7. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people can't help it! No matter how good it is, it is just a fat man.

8. Think of those who once laughed at you for being fat.

I heard that a meteor crossed the sky that day and made a wish for a special elf. I hope the meteor that day can make me thinner, damn it! As a result, the meteor flew back the same way.

The words "10" and "lose weight" are very distracting when typing.

1 1, the big stone at work can be temporarily ended ~ I started to lose weight last year or the summer of the year before last ~ I still keep eating ~ My willpower is always so weak that it hasn't changed for a hundred years.

12, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister was only 5.5 kg when she was the thinnest.

Talk about the personality of the family.

13, people who don't dislike me when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.

14, you said I was fat, I lost weight! You called me ugly, and I had plastic surgery! You say I'm poor, I earn! Do you think I will still choose you when I am thin, beautiful and rich?

15, I know why I can't lose weight, because there is a you in it.

16, the king of Tonga even ordered the whole country to lose weight.

17, hollowed out a heart to lose weight, but gave birth to a lifelong diet.

18, the only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold my complete personality.

Talk about the personality of the family.

19, why do I get fat when I want to lose weight and my wallet becomes thinner when I want to gain weight?

20. I am on a diet. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind.

2 1, never underestimate the charm of fat girls after losing weight.

22. The key to losing weight is hunger. Outdoor is the most useless assistant, but you can't lose weight by outdoor.

23. There are two me in the world, one is eating food, and the other is really losing weight.

24. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid to grow back.