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Singles Day, single dog, talk about single dog's desire to find a partner.

1. Reunion after a long separation, Cowherd and his cow fell in love, and Chinese Valentine's Day canceled. I hope you can tell each other.

2. It's almost Tanabata, my secret admirer, how can you be so calm and lively?

3, Tanabata is good at home, why bother in the wind.

4. Do you need a light bulb for Tanabata? You sit down and don't talk. I'll go after dinner.

5, Tanabata has its own, and no one can save money.

6. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are not the same person every year.

7. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. That's interesting enough! Happy tanabata.

8, Tanabata is good at home, why bother in the wind.

9. Tanabata advises you not to share your talents. You can share your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe you have the same style. Maybe you have a hot style. That's great.

10, the year before last, I ate dog food with my mobile phone. Last year, I was eating dog food with my mobile phone. I'm still eating dog food with my mobile phone this year, and I look forward to Valentine's Day on Qixi next year.

1 1, Tanabata arrived, and the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the drugstore owner smiled, and a month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.

Singles' Day, single dog, tell me about it.

12, there is love on Tanabata, but there is no breath of love.

13. A group of children are still thinking about Valentine's Day. You should do what you should do at your age, such as having children.

14, Tanabata wants to play Lianliankan, which is out of date. How nice it is to break a pair of mistresses.

15. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day in China. I whispered two words "past".

16, Tanabata is not terrible. The terrible thing is that people spend their time in Chinese Valentine's Day with the love of others.

17, Valentine's Day, my enemy is Di Renjie.

18, this year's Tanabata seems to be just you and me, my bed.

19, someone asked me, are you still alone on Tanabata next year? Nima, am I going to become a dog?

20. Long time no see, but I will always remember your motto: steamed buns are valuable, but the price of steamed buns is higher. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Dear friends, Happy Tanabata.

2 1, I'm going to play lianliankan all day on Tanabata, and one pair is eliminated.

22. Singles should also smile on Tanabata, because if you don't smile, your ex will smile like a dog.