Collection of love stories with local customs (95 general sentences)

"Be my girlfriend, ok? No, I'll think about it. " Although the "earthy love story" is annoying, it is very provocative. Sometimes telling some earthy love stories can have an effect that serious language can't. Do you like the sweet nothings of the earth? After collecting and processing, I provide you with a collection of earthy love stories (95 general sentences) for your reference, hoping to help you.

? 1. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

? 2. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

? Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

? 4. The sea of misery is boundless, and then it was me!

? I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

? 6. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

? 7. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

? 8. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."

? 9. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

? 10. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

? 1 1. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

? 12. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.

? 13. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

? 14. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

? 15. It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

? 16. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

? 17. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

? 18. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

? 19. Do you know my biggest weakness? This is your fault.

? 20. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

? 2 1. "I count, you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

? 22. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

? 23. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

? 24. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

? 25. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

? 26. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"

? 27. "If I were wandering, what would you be?" "What?" "Jingle, jingle, jingle."

? 28. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

? 29. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

? 30. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

? 3 1. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

? 32. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

? 33. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

? 34. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 35. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."

? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

? 37. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

? 38. Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

? 39. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "only love you"

? 40. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

? 4 1. "White wedding dress, holding flowers, what is the title of this song?" Let's get married. "Of course."

? 42. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

? 43. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

? 44. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

? 45. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

? 46. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

? 47. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

? 48. "I am a difficult person to approach" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

? 49. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

? 50. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

? 5 1. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

? 52. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

? 53. "I want to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart."

? 54. I have super powers and like you very much.

? Everyone else is changing their minds, but from the moment I met you, I never gave up.

? 56. The game will end, but I don't think you will.

? I'm interviewing for your boyfriend.

? 58. How about drinking later? Let's have our wedding.

? 59. I lack necessities and you.

? 60. Three things are alive, you, you and you.

? 6 1. Why did you make me drunk? Because you are intoxicating.

? 62. I'm a little afraid of you recently because I'm afraid of my wife.

? 63. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.

? 64. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

? 65. Do you know why I have a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.

? 66. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think you have a square face. Why else are you so straight?

? Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.

? 68. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

? 69. I think I am a playboy. I like every look of you.

? 70. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

? 7 1. Why are you dressed like this today? That's what I like.

? 72. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 73. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?

? 74. I have super powers and like you very much.

? 75. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

? 76. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.

? 77. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free

? 78. I like a shop very much Your phone.

? 79. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.

? 80. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?

? 8 1. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later. You don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how well we match.

? 82. My eyes are shorter, because I can only see you.

? I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.

? 84. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.

? 85. I applied moisturizing cream. What cream would you like to pair with?

? 86. Bao, I went for an infusion.

? 87. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.

? 88. What class shall I take? I miss you all the time.

? 89. I went to eat the large intestine. I love you deeply.

? 90. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.

? 9 1. I was vaccinated today. What vaccine did I get? I love you every second.

? 92. I bought insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I have to risk my life.

? 93. I went to eat today. What did I eat to make you listen?

? 94. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.

? 95. I went to grow cotton. What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.