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Remember to wake yourself up and talk it over.

1, I hope that in a few years, it's not the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice. If you like someone who doesn't like you, all you have to do is drink, just taste it lightly. If you drink too much, you will only get drunk and can't get out.

2, the deep sea will not be heated by a cup of boiling water, I don't love you because of the three-point heat, maybe you are not the best, but it is what I want most. If I persist for too long, I can't tell whether I want to love you or win.

I don't drink the water that others have drunk, and I'm not interested in sharing the same person with others. Ten lines of dialogue, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk and a million lines of nonsense, just to hear that I like you too one day.

4. It is someone else's business for others to hook you up. I can't keep you. If you can't be an excellent person, how can you compare with the person you like? Feelings need not be generous, but deep feelings need to be shown off.

I will live up to all your deep feelings, and I will cry for all your grievances. No matter how much you like it, don't rekindle the old love. From the moment you had the heart to hurt me, I knew that my feelings must have never been considered by you.

6. I know that you have never been serious, so I have never dared to take it seriously. Love is what makes you happy. If this relationship makes you unhappy, then break up. Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

7. You can make me sad, but don't make me give up! I won't teach you what to cherish, but I can make you realize what to lose soon. There is only one you in my world, and there is someone else in your world.

8. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly! People who want to take you home are on their way to the southeast and northwest; People who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour; People who really want to see you are available 24 hours a day.

9. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love. I am willful, stubborn, stingy and jealous. Who the fuck cares if I love you or not?

10, I have been lazy all my life, but I think about you very carefully. I love you until I meet you a hundred times again, and I will fall down another hundred times. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

I hope your voice will wake me up in the future. Happy qq lovers signature encyclopedia.

1: If you stay in nature for a long time, you will naturally germinate if you stay in the depths.

2. Meng reached the limit and got married easily and continued his marriage with others.

3. I am very happy. I have him who loves me deeply.

I am glad that I have her who loves me deeply.

5. Who smiles and pretends not to be sad?

6. Who perfectly concealed the sadness?

7: I hope that it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up in the future, but your voice.

8: I hope that what will accompany me in the future is not loneliness, but your arms.

9: I am not beautiful, cute and gentle, but I have his pain #

10: I am not handsome, cool or romantic, but I have her love #

1 1: A man wants to find someone who loves him the most.

12: A woman's heart is trying to cover up her past scars.

13: If one day your heart suddenly looks back, I will stand for you.

14: If one day your hands feel lonely. I am willing to take it with me for the rest of my life.

15: Honey, you're home.

16: Honey, as long as you have a home.

17: A man is romantic because no one can catch his heart.

18: A woman is philandering because she claims that someone has seriously hurt her heart.

19: don't invade the eight winds and wait for our lover.

20: I will wait for my lover regardless of the poison and wind.

2 1: Men pretend to be strong, but they are afraid of being found weak by women.

22. A woman pretends to be happy, but she is afraid that a man will find her sad.

I admire you for playing love so skillfully.

I admire your ability to play love in such a fancy way.

I am willing to be happy with you when you are happy.

I am willing to accompany you when you are sad.

27: Say sorry to yourself, because pretending makes you tired.

28: Say sorry to yourself, because stubbornness hurts yourself.

29: Smoking is a lonely figure. Drinking is a sad indulgence.

A smile is a mask of sadness. Tears are the witness of sadness.

3 1: Only when I face you, all my senses are gone.

Only when I face you, will I put away all my temper.

I'm standing in the sky that you can see. All you have to do is look up.

I stand behind your invisible figure, you just turn around.

There are many people living in half of my heart, but you are the only one in the other half.

There are many people living in half of my heart, but you are the only one in the other half.

If you really don't let go, please let me hold your hand for a lifetime.

If you really don't let go, please let me lean on your shoulder all my life.

Declare to the world that I am the happiest because of you.

Announce to the world that you are the luckiest because I am here.

4 1: The love between lovers is the instant fireworks that you and I hold every happiness.

42: Love is that you and I seize every moment of touch.

43: The mood is noisy again and again, don't promise, don't swear.

44: Feelings stumble forward, as long as you rely on it, as long as you are persistent.

45: In the end, only the starry sky still has the same memory as me.

46: At least the memory will stay with me forever like the unchanging starry sky.

I bet my youth on tomorrow. Will tomorrow disappoint me?

I love you with my life. Will loving you hurt me?

49: I am with you and have the most beautiful happiness.

50: You accompanied me through the happiest aestheticism.

5 1: In my eyes, there are two kinds of women in the world, she and not her.

In my eyes, there are two kinds of men in the world, he and he.

Sunflower always smiles at the sunshine that doesn't belong to it.

54: Sunlight always warms sunflowers that don't belong to it.

I love you, in any form and for any reason.

I miss you, whenever and wherever.

I thought I would stop when I was tired, but I can't stop loving you.

I thought I would let go when I was in pain, but I don't want to give up on you.

59: Can you let me hold your hand, from wife to old woman?

60: Can you let me hold your hand, from husband to old man?

6 1: Never turn the photo from right to left for appreciation.

62: I have never heard your thumb slapping petals.

63: If it is sentimental, it will be old. Give it to a male god.

64: Qian Shan is always in love. Can you be my goddess?

65: Why do you laugh so happily every day because of your existence?

66: Why did you cry so sad later because you chose to leave?

67: People who fall in love are always the most painful.

68: There is always love in the hearts of people who step into feelings.

69: How many scum do you need to know from blue school uniforms to white wedding dresses?

70: How many scum do you need to know from blue school uniforms to white dresses?

7 1: You shine brightly, standing in the middle of ten thousand people, just to protect me from harm.

72: I'm trying to make myself stronger. I just want you by my side.

73: The magic castle in the fairy tale has a dreamy taste.

74: The legendary magic castle guards every smile.

75: Do you love my wife? Do you love her? Do you want her? Don't flatter yourself. She is mine.

Do you love my husband? Do you want him to marry you? Don't flatter yourself. He already has me.

77: I love you, I accompany you, I marry you. In the future, my groom, eager to be you, must be you.

78: I love you, I spoil you and I marry you. In the future, my bride, longing for you, must be you.

If you don't want to get up, say a mood phrase: Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

1. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found myself covered with a quilt.

Sleep these two days, try to stay under the covers, and realize a truth. It turns out that I don't have any telephone charges.

If the quilt is the grave of youth, I can die in it.

7. I woke up at six o'clock, and when I thought that young people should be like the sun at eight or nine in the morning, I silently huddled under the bed.

8. Children's paper lonely in sadness. The temperature of the bed is my irresistible passion.

9. I like lying in bed in winter, so it's hard to be apart in the morning, and it's like being apart from Sanqiu at night.

10. Get up in the morning and sneak a look at your roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep.

1 1. I finally know why I have so much white hair, which is caused by excessive use of my brain when I get up.

12. Blow the heartless wind hard. W hides under the covers, haha.

13. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep!

14. I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

15. I have menstruated twice a month, plus my wisdom teeth are inflamed, my neck hurts and my hair is messy. Taobao won't deliver the goods for three days, and I don't want to get up in the cold, and I'm still hungry to death!

16. It's cold and the bed is warm, and people don't want to get up. It's hot, people are easy to get sleepy and want to sleep. Hey! Don't say that. I don't know what I'm talking about.

It's not that you wear less, it's that it's too cold.

1, frustration is not an unattainable mountain, but our motivation!

This is not a rooster, but a hen.

People's thoughts are not static, but constantly changing.

What he said is not a fact, but a fabrication.

It is not that there is no beauty, but that we lack the vision to find beauty.

6. That is not failure, but the beginning of success.

It's not that I don't like you, but that we are all too young and we have no future.

I did my homework until twelve last night, not because I worked too hard, but because the topic was too difficult.

9. It was not the security guard on duty who called the police, but the cut glass.

10, frustration is not a mountain, unattainable, nor a river, insurmountable, but the driving force for our progress!

1 1, it's not that you wear less, it's that it's too cold.

12, work is not simply to complete the tasks assigned by superiors, but to solve problems or complete tasks with high quality, and even create a good reputation for enterprises.

13, happiness is not having more, but caring less.

14, this train is not a fire, but an electric locomotive.

It's not that he doesn't like playing with us, but that there are too many things waiting for him at home.

16, fame is not written in the article, but blown out by the mouth.

17, you are not a white swan, but an ugly duckling.

18, see that fiery red disk? It's not the light, but the red sun rising at dawn. How dazzling and hopeful!

19, learning is not boring, but interesting.

20. This is not drinking water, but foot washing water.

2 1, work is not a life, but a tool to make a living.

There was no earthquake that year, but a drought.

This pear is not his, but mine.

24. Studying hard is not for getting high marks, but for seeking knowledge, understanding and learning!

25. Learning is not boring, but interesting.

26. Xiaoming is not a bad boy, but a good boy who is loved by everyone.

27. Frustration is not an unattainable mountain, but a driving force for our progress!

This pencil is not yours, but mine.

This pencil is not Xiaoming's, but mine.

This man is not the president at all, but a speculator.

3 1, frustration is not a mountain, unattainable, nor a river, insurmountable, but the driving force for our progress!

32. It was not Liu Bei who accomplished the great cause of reunifying China, but Cao Cao.

33. The teacher is not educating me, but disgusting me.

34. Xiaoming's father is not a teacher, but a principal.

Diaoyu Island is not Japanese, but China's.

36. It's not that mom wants to talk about you, but that you are so annoying.

His smile is not sincere, but hypocritical.

This book is not mine, but Xiaohong's.

I am not afraid to face it, but I am afraid to lose it.

40. It's not that you are not smart, but that you are not serious.

4 1, this tooth is not an elephant's, but a dog's mouth.

42. It's not that the teacher doesn't care about you, but that you let the teacher down too much.

43. Studying hard is not for getting high marks, but for seeking knowledge, understanding and learning!

44. It is not that there is no beauty, but that we lack the vision to discover beauty.

45. Setbacks are not permanent failures, but a new starting point for struggle.

46. The blue ball is not blue, but reddish brown.

47. In order to protect the environment, low-carbon life is not for fun, but must be implemented.

48. See that fiery red disk? It's not the light, but the red sun rising at dawn. How dazzling and hopeful!

49. Failure is not your own fault, but seeing the difficulties too clearly.

Your problem is not that I won't help you, but that I really won't.

5 1, he is not singing, but howling.

52. This man is not a teacher, but a student.

I don't go out to play on Sunday, not because I don't want to go, but because my mother doesn't let me.

I am not afraid to face it, but I am afraid of losing it.

55. It is not that Britain is too strong, but that the Qing Dynasty is too decadent.

56. Xiaoming is not a bad boy, but a good boy who is loved by everyone.

57. Difficulties are not used to complain, but to make yourself stronger.

This book is not mine, but Xiaohong's.

That's not failure, but the beginning of success.

60. Wearing a skirt for three or nine days is not moving, but freezing people.

6 1, this animal is not a donkey, but a horse.

62. Life is not a lack of beauty, but a lack of eyes to find beauty.