Sending a circle of friends is super funny.

Sending a circle of friends is super funny.

Many people will share some funny stories in the circle of friends, because some funny stories can not only make people feel better, but also make others feel happy. Let's share some funny sentences in the circle of friends. Let's have a look.

Send a super funny sentence in a circle of friends 1 1. My girlfriend broke a bowl while washing dishes and complained that I said, "It's all your fault!" " I said, "You broke it. Why do you blame me? " She said, "well, if you wash this, won't I break it?"

2. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.

3. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is determined by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. I dare say that each generation is worse than the next.

4. Adolescence love is like spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are a group of Lin Zexu standing behind you.

5, don't puppy love, you are talking about someone else's husband or wife in the future.

I didn't say I hate you, but if you are on fire and I happen to have water in my hand, I will drink it in front of you.

7. Don't frown. You're not the only boy who can't have me.

8. I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

9. My present situation: poor people can't do bad things, mature people can't be lovers, hungry people don't know what to eat, and sleepy people can't sleep.

10, it is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave.

1 1. I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not shy to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

12, people still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

13, the new definition of moonlight clan: I will eat whatever the dog eats at the beginning of the month and at the end of the month.

14. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

15, everyone pretends to be a master of experience and always gives you a lecture. What you have to do is: don't listen if you don't listen.

16, don't mess around if it doesn't look good: some people spend a lot of money to burn exquisite princess rolls, and they don't look like princesses, but like Newton.

17, don't wait, your Mr. Right won't come, he's just rubbish, eating chicken online all day.

18, it's good that you left, otherwise I was always worried that you would stay for dinner.

19, thinking that I am too complicated means that you are not simple. If you don't like me, don't pick on me. You can pretend to be blind or kill yourself.

Send a super funny sentence in a circle of friends 2 1. Someone told me that Fujian people can't tell HF apart, so I slapped him when I went up. Why not get married?

2. Who are you to call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?

3, old vines, air-conditioned cola watermelon, chasing drama lying on the sofa, the sun sets, and the mood is so good that it explodes.

In ancient Kyubi no Youko, foxes had nine lives, and they died in foreign political and historical geographical position.

It has been predicted that you will be called out at home during the summer vacation and called home outside. If you don't make up lessons, you will be said to have poor study. If you make up lessons, say you are wasting money. If you don't eat, you are called a fairy.

6. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all married, and those who can unscrew are still screwing themselves. Say something about funny.

7, everyone is "I don't know what to do, but I am different. I am "I don't know where to go, I am as poor as a church mouse".

8. I have a good companion, who is good for dogs and other small animals.

9. On the first day of school, the class teacher called the roll and suddenly read a name called "Abbot". After several phone calls, no one answered. He got angry and asked maliciously, "Who is the abbot?" I saw a boy in the back row stand up and put his hands together and said, "benefactor, my name is the study room, not the abbot."

10, I hope I can indulge in learning, then forget to eat and sleep, and finally lead to emaciation, emaciation, emaciation.

1 1. Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

12. I forgot to bring my cell phone when I went out in the morning. When I came home at noon, my mobile phone showed a short message from my mother: Son, you forgot to bring your mobile phone.

13, don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They didn't go far, but their legs were short.

14, I like you, and I like your mother hitting you, which makes no sense; Like a corrupt old secretary, he was sentenced to life; Like Teddy in heat, day after day.

15, your mother gave birth to you. So beautiful, not let you spoil, but let you spoil others.

16. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Hanazono Sakura and a girl named Xiaobei in the class. They became little girls on a stormy night.

17, I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

18, in fact, two friends are enough. One is willing to lend you money, and when she asks you for money, the other dares to help you beat her, which is enough.

19, don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

20. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

2 1, the age of a flower, you have grown into flesh.

22. The electric fan is really man's best friend. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night.

23, failure is success, damn it, then I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

24. The most awesome skill from childhood is that you can tell whether it is your father or mother by listening to footsteps. The more awesome skill is to quickly put away your mobile phone, turn off your computer, and then pick up a pen to study in 1 and 5 seconds.

25. Although twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off.

26. Once my mother suddenly turned to me while watching TV and asked me, what's the name of the yellow cake in pants? I've been thinking for a long time. Is it Spongebob?

27. Girl: I am pregnant. The boy panicked and turned to call his mother. There was a scolding voice on the other end of the phone, asking the boy to break up with her and hit the child. The boy hung up the phone silently, and after inner struggle, he finally spoke to the girl: I'm sorry, hit the child! We break up! The girl looked shocked: Are you kidding? This child is not yours.